skylark
Oct 4 2007, 01:42 PM
The minister's cat was called Glyndebourne because she was a very elegant cat
Phil Dixon
Oct 4 2007, 01:43 PM
The minister's cat was called Goyang-Eoulim-Nuri because.......... Well he just was! alright?
DaisyChain
Oct 4 2007, 01:53 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Oct 4 2007, 02:42 PM)

The minister's cat was called Glyndebourne because she was a very elegant cat


Yay!! Well done sweet!!!
The ministers cat was called Hackney Empire 'cos 'e's from London innit
skylark
Oct 5 2007, 10:21 AM
The minister's cat was called 'Is Majesty's Theatre, 'Aymarket because 'e 'ad succeeded 'er
HazelKay
Oct 5 2007, 03:57 PM
The minister's cat was called Johvi because he was fond of danish pastries
helly burnet
Oct 6 2007, 01:46 PM
Hmm ... difficult...how about...
The Minister's Cat was called Kim(bolton Village Hall) because the entertainment centre of the area.
BachPensioner
Oct 6 2007, 04:50 PM
The Minister's cat was called La Scala - and hit the high notes
helly burnet
Oct 6 2007, 04:53 PM
The Minister's Cat was called de Monfort because he came from Leicester and was a Roger Chapman fan!
petrat
Oct 6 2007, 10:48 PM
The minister's cat was called New Theatre because thay hadn't had him long.
diapason
Oct 6 2007, 11:00 PM
The minister's cat was called L'Opera because he was often found plastered in Paris
petrat
Oct 7 2007, 01:41 AM
The minister's cat was called Purcell because he didn't know how to pronounce himself.
skylark
Oct 7 2007, 10:42 AM
The minister's cat was called Queenie because she was born in the same year that Queen Elizabeth Hall was built
HazelKay
Oct 7 2007, 09:15 PM
The minister's cat was called Royal Albert because he was never a king and didn't live in a Hall
petrat
Oct 7 2007, 09:22 PM
The minister's cat was called Sydney because he wore his hair in big peaks.
skylark
Oct 7 2007, 09:23 PM
The minister's cat was called The Sage because she was wise enough to live at the Gateshead concert hall
(quick edit!

)
petrat
Oct 7 2007, 09:34 PM
Snap!
Dulciana
Oct 8 2007, 08:18 AM
The minister's cat was called
The Pentagon because he was a funny shape. (Bit feeble this morning.....

)
HazelKay
Oct 8 2007, 09:17 PM
The minister's cat was called Usher because he was one at a Newcastle wedding
petrat
Oct 8 2007, 10:09 PM
The minister's cat was called Victoria because he liked to hang around the potteries.
BerkshireMum
Oct 8 2007, 10:48 PM
The minister's cat was called Watermill because all mills had a cat. (I hope you've all heard of Newbury's famous Watermill Theatre.)
DaisyChain
Oct 9 2007, 08:57 AM
The ministers cat was called Young Vic as his father was Old Vic
(Can't think of an X or Z...shall we move on?)
skylark
Oct 9 2007, 09:09 AM
The minister's cat was called X because she went round the country marking all the spots where concert halls had closed

What about historical figures next???
petrat
Oct 9 2007, 09:15 AM
The minister's cat was called Zodiac as he liked wearing Oxford Brogues.

Now we can move on.
skylark
Oct 9 2007, 09:16 AM
The minister's cat was called Alfred because his favourite treat was burnt cakes
(I made a unilateral decision about historical figures

)
DaisyChain
Oct 9 2007, 09:23 AM
The ministers cat was called Bodicea because she was a feisty cat!
**Nice one skyers! Hope you're feeling better x**
Dulciana
Oct 9 2007, 09:41 AM
The minister's cat was called Cleopatra because she was revered on her home turf.
DaisyChain
Oct 9 2007, 09:45 AM
The ministers cat thought he was Descartes, therefore he was Descartes...
skylark
Oct 9 2007, 10:20 AM
The minister's cat was called Einstein because he had a theory about one of his relatives
(I feel a bit better this morning thank you, I had a better night's sleep last night

)
DaisyChain
Oct 9 2007, 10:25 AM
The ministers cat was called Frederick because he was great!!!
**Good to hear that, skyers xx**
petrat
Oct 9 2007, 01:06 PM
The minister's cat was called Galileo because he liked to moon at the people passing by.
DaisyChain
Oct 9 2007, 02:07 PM
skylark
Oct 9 2007, 03:03 PM
The minister's cat was called Ivan because he had a terrible temper
helly burnet
Oct 9 2007, 06:57 PM
The minister's cat was called James VI of Scotland (or James I of England) as he was a stalwart Stewart.
skylark
Oct 9 2007, 07:18 PM
The minister's cat was called Kitchener because he was always trying to get the other cats to fight
petrat
Oct 9 2007, 07:32 PM
The minister's cat was called Lenin. The minister wanted to call him Vladimir but he couldn't spell it.
BerkshireMum
Oct 9 2007, 10:29 PM
The minister's cat was called Mary because he made a b....y mess of any mice who came his way!
HazelKay
Oct 10 2007, 02:49 AM
The minister's cat was called Napoleon because he was always bringing his titbits to Josephine
DaisyChain
Oct 10 2007, 09:39 AM
The ministers cat was called Oscar, because he was wild!! Grrrrrrrr!
petrat
Oct 10 2007, 01:46 PM
The minister's cat was called Pamerston because his coat looked like a wig.
DaisyChain
Oct 10 2007, 01:52 PM
The ministers cat pranced around like she was the Queen of Sheba..
helly burnet
Oct 10 2007, 07:37 PM
The Minister's cat was called Robespierre because it's a cool name for a cat!
BachPensioner
Oct 10 2007, 09:14 PM
The Minister's cat was called Shaikspeaare because he had 26 variations for spelling his name
skylark
Oct 10 2007, 09:27 PM
The minister's cat was called Telford because he like to hang about on bridges
*what shall we do for the next category - how about brand names of household goods???*
BachPensioner
Oct 10 2007, 09:40 PM
The Minister's cat was called Ulysses because when he spat it sounded like Ithaca
Household goods - a good idea
BerkshireMum
Oct 10 2007, 10:10 PM
The minister's cat was called Victoria because he was not amused.
sarah123
Oct 10 2007, 10:11 PM
I was going to put that!!
BerkshireMum
Oct 10 2007, 10:12 PM
Too late!

Great minds think alike!
skylark
Oct 10 2007, 10:14 PM
QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Oct 10 2007, 11:10 PM)

The minister's cat was called Victoria because he was not amused.
I bet he wasn't - a big macho cat like that being called Victoria!
sarah123
Oct 10 2007, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Oct 10 2007, 11:14 PM)

QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Oct 10 2007, 11:10 PM)

The minister's cat was called Victoria because he was not amused.
I bet he wasn't - a big macho cat like that being called Victoria!

so you have a better idea ?
skylark
Oct 10 2007, 10:36 PM
'twas only a joke, about a "he" cat being called Victoria....
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