QUOTE(bassmadmatt @ Dec 15 2008, 11:44 PM)
The "Crimewatch" theme music is far too catchy! It makes me wanna be an elusive criminal just so I can be part of the groove!
One boy talking to another in a school playground: "I was so impressed by Crimewatch last night that I've decided that, when I grow up, I'm going to become a policeman and follow in my father's footsteps."
Second boy: "Wow! I never knew your dad was a policeman."
First boy: "No, he's not. He's a burglar."
I'll get my coat....
But, before I leave, a friend of mine who sometimes appears on TV told me a humorous, true story only last week. One chap said to her in a pub a couple of years back, "I saw you on TV the other week. My son was on the TV too last week."
Sarcastically, she asked "What, on Crimewatch?"
She wasn't ready for his sheepish, honest answer, "Well, err....yes, actually."