sarah-flute
Oct 23 2007, 10:03 AM
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Oct 22 2007, 12:57 PM)

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 22 2007, 12:41 PM)

If it's 'one mouse, two mice' , how come it isn't 'one house, two hice' ? ...
It's one hice if one is Prince Charles.

Why do I find it easier to sleep during the day than the night??!
Rosie91
Oct 23 2007, 05:48 PM
Thought someone might find this scenario as amusing as I did:
I've just looked up the train times for a journey to a riding school I might go and work at, arriving at 8am. The trains don't start early enough, so the suggestion of the helpful journey-planning website is this:
Get train number 1 at 11.30pm to Station A.
Wait at station A until 7am.
Get train number 2 to station B.
Total journey time: 7 hours 50 minutes.
Rosemary7391
Oct 23 2007, 08:19 PM
Looks rather like the one where I wanted to get to London for 9.30 on a Sunday... So helpful!
andante_in_c
Oct 27 2007, 09:49 PM
What is the fastest way to clear an in-tray?
Knock it to the floor with the music files you hadn't got round to putting away which were on the edge of the table you bumped with your chair.
maggiemay
Oct 27 2007, 10:07 PM
oops
benson
Oct 28 2007, 07:44 AM
and what's the fastest way to study a play? deny that you need to and reassure yourself that meditation in the exam-room will provide every answer you need...
what's the fastest way to get up in the morning? don't lie down at night.
skylark
Nov 1 2007, 04:40 AM
I'm out of synch
I went to bed about 8 o'clock because I didn't feel very well, and I slept for about 6 hours and woke up feeling quite lively. I've just had a cooked meal
I'm glad I feel better

Just thought I'd share this
benson
Nov 1 2007, 05:17 AM
perhaps the entire world is evolving into a different type of place, where sleep patterns are unaccountably weird and we have cooked meals whenever the fancy takes us.
last night an alarm clock kept going off at twelve. it goes off every night, a few times at twelve and then at four. at twelve the local council also started mowing the grass on the pavement opposite our house.
barry-clari
Nov 1 2007, 10:00 AM
It's very mild considering we're into winter...
Wonder if it'll snow at all before winter's out?...
Maizie
Nov 1 2007, 10:13 AM
We're in Autumn

Technically, Winter runs Dec 21-Mar21(or whenever the first day of spring is). Summer from Jun-Sep, Autum from Sep-Dec.
Least that's what I was always taught.
skylark
Nov 6 2007, 07:41 AM
There are about 650 names awaiting validation at the moment, just from the last week or so

A huge number of them are just combinations of seemingly random letters
Rosemary7391
Nov 6 2007, 07:49 AM
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 6 2007, 07:41 AM)

There are about 650 names awaiting validation at the moment, just from the last week or so

A huge number of them are just combinations of seemingly random letters


I have no idea what you are talking about...
skylark
Nov 6 2007, 07:52 AM
QUOTE(Rosemary7391 @ Nov 6 2007, 07:49 AM)

QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 6 2007, 07:41 AM)

There are about 650 names awaiting validation at the moment, just from the last week or so

A huge number of them are just combinations of seemingly random letters


I have no idea what you are talking about...
People applying to join this forum
Rosemary7391
Nov 6 2007, 07:54 AM
Oh.... *headdesk* This has not been my week at all!
*Goes to school* Not that I'm going to be any better there!
Miss Ross
Nov 6 2007, 09:26 AM
How on earth did you work that out, skylark?

This morning I saw the field where our new house is going

.
today we're getting plastered. Without touching a drop of alcohol
Well at least the new extension is at any rate.
superpyroman
Nov 6 2007, 05:23 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 6 2007, 07:41 AM)

There are about 650 names awaiting validation at the moment, just from the last week or so

A huge number of them are just combinations of seemingly random letters

How did you discover that?
I'm glad I'm not a Mod.
Devil_Fiddler
Nov 6 2007, 06:46 PM
I seem to be in the middle of my history mind map... literally
pianoboe
Nov 6 2007, 07:54 PM
I feel like laughing just for the sake of it.
skylark
Nov 6 2007, 07:57 PM
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Nov 6 2007, 09:26 AM)

How on earth did you work that out, skylark?

S'easy! Just click Members at the top of the page... then when you've got there, go to the bottom of that page where you've got some options. Change the first option box to "Validating" members and the last box to "50 per page". You end up with 13 pages with 50 on a page, which equates to [counts fingers....], yup 650

QUOTE(pianoboe @ Nov 6 2007, 07:54 PM)

I feel like laughing just for the sake of it.
It's not hysteria is it at the thought of tomorrow?
barry-clari
Nov 6 2007, 08:39 PM
I feel like eating a cream cracker with Marmite on it...
*goes to get cream cracker and squeezy Marmite*
skylark
Nov 6 2007, 08:59 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 6 2007, 08:39 PM)

I feel like eating a cream cracker with Marmite on it...
*goes to get cream cracker and squeezy Marmite*
Would you like some Guinness with it Barry....???
barry-clari
Nov 6 2007, 10:10 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 6 2007, 08:59 PM)

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 6 2007, 08:39 PM)

I feel like eating a cream cracker with Marmite on it...
*goes to get cream cracker and squeezy Marmite*
Would you like some Guinness with it Barry....???
I can't see that combination working too well...
DaisyChain
Nov 6 2007, 10:16 PM
maggiemay
Nov 6 2007, 10:19 PM
oh it does work - I've got a jar of guiness marmite in the cupboard
ben_walker446
Nov 7 2007, 12:41 AM
Just got two trombone solos for brass band...one is Wing beneath my wings...great piece nice and easy..the second piece...Leaning on the lampost ARGH!!! So fast! So everywhere! So High! Top D's!!
skylark
Nov 7 2007, 11:51 PM
I think I'm forummed out - 26 posts today and most of them probably in the theory forum

Nite nite to whoever's left
SaxFan
Nov 8 2007, 03:21 PM
driftability there's a word to conjure with....
DaisyChain
Nov 8 2007, 03:23 PM
Tinnitus..has a certain ring to it..
Vertigo, well that will get you in a spin.
SaxFan
Nov 8 2007, 03:48 PM
graveyard - dead end word
If something is published posthumously, does the writer have any say in it?
The Old Lady
Nov 8 2007, 08:06 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Nov 8 2007, 03:58 PM)

If something is published posthumously, does the writer have any say in it?
ON a serious note, the copyright is supposed to be for the life of the author and for 70 years after .
Bev.
QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Nov 8 2007, 08:06 PM)

QUOTE(jod @ Nov 8 2007, 03:58 PM)

If something is published posthumously, does the writer have any say in it?
ON a serious note, the copyright is supposed to be for the life of the author and for 70 years after .
Bev.
How does that effect probate. Its fine if the author left a will, but what if they died intestate and lived in one of those area covered by some strange dutchy?
skylark
Nov 8 2007, 10:06 PM
Devil_Fiddler
Nov 9 2007, 04:26 PM
It's surprising how little it takes to get me to perform... anything, anywhere.
Charity gig next Thursday
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 8 2007, 10:06 PM)

haha... never noticed that either!! Well, you learn something new every day
My extension now has a floor in it.
MattIsMatt
Nov 9 2007, 04:37 PM
Are there any blokes round here? Everyone seems to be female.
barry-clari
Nov 10 2007, 01:14 AM
What am I doing still being awake???
I'd best be sensible (ish) and go to sleep....
G'night!

*switches lights off*
Cyrilla
Nov 10 2007, 05:43 AM
*turns lights on*
What am I doing being awake?
Ah, yes, I remember, it's the Lord Mayor's Show today, which means I have to be out of the house by 6am in order to get my car into the City before they close the roads...
DEEP JOY.
BachPensioner
Nov 10 2007, 08:57 AM
WOW
I am just spending the afternoon singing James Macmillan
SaxFan
Nov 10 2007, 08:58 AM
humph
Wobby
Nov 10 2007, 05:06 PM
Mini roundabouts are pointless! Big roundabouts should all have traffic lights in my opinion... Well, just that you can fail the driving test for being too hesistant, but fail for going too soon! Either that, or they should give you a bit of room for hesitancy, as people are meant to become less cautious after they pass their test anyway, so you'd lower down to the right level? 
I made my Physics coursework too difficult and it's too late to start again, and I don't have a clue how to theoretically calculate the velocity of a cylinder filled with varying levels of honey at varying angles at varying temperatures... Boo, I hate practicals - especially when I have to keep on disassembling my equipment in case one of the lower year rebels meddles with it and smashes it to pieces - but then finding I can't replicate the angle of the slope exactly again, and this changes the velocity readings completely! So that's a lose lose situation. And the silly situation of English students in Science and Business students in Maths.
It may be my imagination, but from what I can tell so far, all of the American origin cartoons re-dubbed into Italian have had their starting themes re-dubbed into dance tracks of some sort. X-men seemingly now has words. So I guess dance music must be a favourite of Italians then...?
Umm... apparently I'm still getting prospecti through the post from Universities, when I've already chosen my Unis, so I guess UCAS and UCAS card work with no intercommunication...
Well, I think these should be sufficiently spontaneous... 
~Wobby~
barry-clari
Nov 13 2007, 04:32 PM
There are certain times when a chocolate bar is needed.
This is one of those times.
MattIsMatt
Nov 13 2007, 05:10 PM
My busted digital piano is finaly getting replaced. HAHAHAAAA
chocolatedog
Nov 13 2007, 11:08 PM
ping
was that random enough?
Maizie
Nov 14 2007, 08:30 AM
QUOTE(noodle @ Nov 13 2007, 11:16 PM)

We decided to receive our phone bill by email and pay by direct debit, partly to save paper. BT then POSTED us two letters confirming this.

We decided to get our phone bill by email but pay when it was due. Then we got an automated phone call from BT asking us to contact them. Which we did (well, my husband did, as it is in his name). And we were apparently late for our bill - which we had never received from them.
So we paid the bill, then emailed them and said 'you were chasing us for a bill we never received', to which we got an email reply of 'we are sorry you have had problems logging in during the last few days several people have had this problem'
andante_in_c
Nov 15 2007, 07:57 AM
My Forums fourth birthday is today!

Yippee! Thought I'd missed it.
SaxFan
Nov 15 2007, 08:09 AM
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Nov 15 2007, 07:57 AM)

My Forums fourth birthday is today!

Yippee! Thought I'd missed it.

Happy days andante
barry-clari
Nov 15 2007, 09:03 AM
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Nov 15 2007, 07:57 AM)

My Forums fourth birthday is today!

Yippee! Thought I'd missed it.

Happy forum birthday andante!
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