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Juniper
A new website has been started where you can check the walking speed of small rodents. It's called mice pace :-)
Czerny
QUOTE(Juniper @ Oct 31 2010, 06:36 PM) *

A new website has been started where you can check the walking speed of small rodents. It's called mice pace :-)

And another, especially for Hallowe'en, where you can see strange and magical ghosts and ghouls. It's called "Fey Spook".
maggiemay
Cant' remember if this has been posted in the past or not - apologies if it has ...

Did you hear they are going to merge Facebook, You-tube and Twitter?

The new multi-purpose facility will be called YouTwitFace.
BerkshireMum
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 31 2010, 08:32 PM) *

Cant' remember if this has been posted in the past or not - apologies if it has ...

Did you hear they are going to merge Facebook, You-tube and Twitter?

The new multi-purpose facility will be called YouTwitFace.

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Reminds me of when they brought in SI units for radiation work (sorry, I really feel my age some days, but in my youth I worked with radiation). We used to use the "man rem" as the unit of dose equivalent, but the SI equivalent of the rem is the sievert, and by the early '80s "man" was non-PC, so the "person sievert" was the obvious replacement. Someone quipped that as this was rather a mouthful, the unit should be shortened to the "pervert"! tongue.gif
Fatissimo
Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination
which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out,
removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet

- Y for Heads
- N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately
throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed,
approaches him and asks what is going on.

Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says,




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