myself to never leaving these forums.

What about you?

...myself to dying alone and being eaten by cats.

...from more jobs than most people have even applied for....

...from several jobs in my lifetime.

ahem - - not so original. Let's think again ....

...to the fact that there are no more lessons before exams.

a lot of the chess games I have played, because I am rubbish

myself to very rarely being resigned?

Even if I can't do anything about it, I can still get cross...!

myself to never posting on an "I'm Off" thread.

to spending the next 28 hours to wishing my exam was over



In 29 hours it will be

...myself to the inevitable. Can anyone recommend a good solicitor?

... myself to the fact that I will not be 21 again.

........ to the fact that slimming really does mean eating less and particularly less chocolate.
that the new dog will eventually win the battle of wills about dogs not being allowed on the settee
that the education system will frustrate me for ever
that having had the bathroom tiled we will now have to pay for it
that (as maggiemay says) time will never go backwards
that the weeds grow back every year.............

I had better stop or I shall become a real moaner! Perhaps I should resign from resigning and get on with the fight!

I would recommend mine, but he's currently in prison - unfortunately.

myself to the fact I will have to park my mums car in Easter and it will be a major challenge and test on my very fresh and limited skills and experience of parallel parking.. *gulp*

If he's in prison, he's probably not a very good solicitor

...myself to the fact that I will never again meet anyone on these forums as witty as mrbouffant

Perhaps it wasn't for soliciting (or perhaps it was!)

...myself, to never losing weight, unless I change jobs. I work at a golf club, and leftover food is constantly being brought round to the staff. Scones with jam and cream today after the rabbits Captains drive in.

... myself to the fact that I just should not have bothered even getting out of bed today. Bring on tomorrow!

Good one!

I will attempt to parallel park these days (one year on from my driving test). In my own car. On quiet roads. That aren't hills. Where the gap is big.

I am resigned to the fact that until I am forced to practise a lot more (I don't generally need to parallel park) this situation won't change!

myself to the fact that my state pension is a year further away than it was just a few days ago....

...my last cartoon after the eraser slipped when adding artistic smudges.

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