Will you be pulling out all the stops Mr B?

How long do I have to stand under the mistletoe to get lucky.....?

Where's Nat?

Car Expert

Here, but I am going.

About fifteen hours on today's reckoning.

D'oh! Don't forget to come back later then!

Car Expert

My man is online but is busy

sbhoa, until either mrbouffant or carol*piano pass by! They'll be sure to give you a kiss.

Might do, might not.

we aim to please *puckers for the nth time this morning*

* all ladies offered drink *

please enjoy ...



ok .... a bill for the desk and computer screen on way .....

just covered it in coffee after laughing at this while just about to take a sip .....

Thanks, kmt63

<forgets low alcohol tolerance levels>
<downs stiff drink>
<runs around drunkenly, telling any passer-by they're her best friend>

Not initially.. I want to set the mood first, all shimmering strings and chiffy flutes. I will build it up later. The Swell to Great will definitely be coming into play in the latter stages..

aww ... can i be you friend too

*laughs*

Sounds absolutely........tremendous.

By the way what does "chiffy" mean?

<slur>You're my best friend you are</slur>

Bit like Deborah is right now.
Or is that squiffy? lol

Farwell all ..... I ll be back later for another kiss

Aaah, she's not used to the strong stuff. I'll pass her the smelling salts in a minute and she'll be right as ninepence.

*stomps feet* I want a best friend!

Don't I count

Ok then

<slur>You're my best friend you are, mrbouffant</slur>


<slur>You're my best friend you are, nicki_flute</slur>


<slur>You're my best friend you are, katyjay. And would you mind passing the smelling salts, I feel a bit pecully piggyhooolier unwell</slur>

<takes large sniff of smelling salts>

That's better!

Cheerio old chap. Hope the desk recovers.

If it is busy at 1 o'clock, imagine the hive of activity at 9!

it's all gone quiet..
people must be fixing their lipstick and generally brushing themselves down after a heady morning of miseltoe-induced madness

You speak for yourself Mr B!

I'm waiting for Andy to come along *sits down and taps fingers*

Actually, he's speaking for me!

Ahhh Deborah! Feeling better now? Apart from Nicki, me, Mr B, the lamppost, Cyrilla and that snowman over there, how many best friends did you make?

Um, don't know! Might stick to soup next time, especially as I could have sworn there were THREE snowmen under the lamppost.

Maybe there was

No Nicki, don't! My head hurts enough as it is, without you messing with it like that!

Anyone want to kiss my head better?

*giggles* Infact, I am sure I saw 4 snowmen walking away from that lamp post in the corner!

<bangs head on desk, then limps away to find painkillers>

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Hehehe, sorry Deborah!

erm... what lamp post?

The lamppost just through the back of the wardrobe of course!

Of course....... does the stuff you were drinking earlier help to locate it?

Yes, then you can see the snowmen as well!

MRBOUFFANT! ANYBODY! HELP ME! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! THESE PEOPLE ARE MAD!

*ahem*

Hi Deborah,

Whats up ... can I help?

Did you just see those four blokes walking of?

Big white overcoats, black top hats.

Been at the drink by the looks of their orange long noses and coal black eyes?

Not that they could hold a good drink with those twig like arms and hands !



stil waiting for andy ?

Kisses for all the forum ladies
sorry guys



Here's a warm handshake for the forum guys
Sorry ladies

Awww Nikki, come tlak to me instead

Hi! How are you?

All is peaceful here not even the sound of smacking lips ......

that could change - you up for a repeat performance?!

You wait until Andy comes! *sends psychic thoughts*