I told you to run away! I've only got a limited repertoire...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Car Expert

No, but it's potentially funny

Of course you can! Anything to stop katyjay murdering Der Rosenkavalier! Would you like some chocolate by way of a peace offering?

Must... get...sleep!

Car Expert

Careful CE. It may be a trap.....I've still got the Four Last Songs.....

Yes please!

Good heavens Choddy! What are you doing here?

<tucks Car Expert up in bed and reads him a story> There, there. Sweet dreams CE, and remember, you mustn't believe those forum boys and girls when they say I'm scary and nasty. It's not true; at least, not all of the time.

<eats last of the chocolate> Sorry Choddy, too late.

I was hoping my wife might pop in for a quick smooch

I think there's been quite enough smooching going on tonight here already. Believe me, it only leads to trouble <looks embarrased>

Hmm Deborah you naughty girl!

*sneaks a quick peck off Deborah while CPPF isn't looking*

CHODDY!

Is that any way for the chairman of my fan club to behave? You're sacked, matey.

I'll just start the Deborah fan club? May I?

Choddy, no! I'm in enough trouble with carol*piano without upsetting CPPF as well.

It would appear that I'm getting something of a reputation here...


As long as you don't then use it as an opportunity to sneak a quick peck from katyjay!

Humm can i be the chairman?

she gave me my first ever kiss under the mistletoe ...

Maybe you should get married and then you wouldn't upset anyone (apart from the chairman of your new fan club)

But now I feel mean on katyjay... maybe I should start a Deborah & katyjay fan club

Two points
(1) I don't need a fan club. I know both my fans personally.
(2) Deborah's married already

I don't want to hear any of that horrendous talk again.. "you should get married" indeed!..

Just had to check that the hamster hasn't yet been involved in any Fatal Attraction style incidents!


In real life.

This is real life.

This thread has got too bogged down. More miseltoe-focused behaviour and less ephemera please...

The advantage of having a real-life husband is that I don't get that. The disadvantage is the eternal conversation which goes as follows:

Everyone: When are you going to start a family?
Deborah: Never.
Everyone: You'll feel different in the future.
Deborah: No I won't. I'm happier leaving child-rearing to others.



Alright then, if you insist... <puckers up>

This feels like a bunny moment

OK Mr B. Whatever you say

OK girls here we go...

**mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah**


(collapses due to lack of oxygen..)

Not the Fatal Attraction bunny moment
<runs off to check the hamster is OK> <runs back> Phew!!!!




Quick, katyjay, the smelling salts!

Did you enjoy that as much as I did?

Oh dear. Smelling salts again.....

You girls are just tooooo much.
A simple boy like me can't keep up with you Surrey girls and your fancy ways..

Oh dear. I read this as 'collapses due to lack of organ'.

And what fancy ways would those be?

I mean fancy using smelling salts ... lol ...

lol, don't worry I have *two*, one at either end and so if one loses pressure, the other one is able to keep going

Depends what you use 'em for, KMT

mrbouffant, I'll definitely be in Sussex at least once between Christmas and the New Year. That said, you can take the girl out of Surrey but you can't take Surrey out of the girl.

andante_in_c

Aah! I see my rival enters the duelling field... En garde Sir!



I will keep an eye for you
Ironically, whilst I am in Sussex, both my organs reside simultaneously in Kent. Would you believe it?

No, Mr B, you're getting confused. Must be the excess of smelling salts. GC was the duellist. KMT was at a pantomime (or should that be another pantomime?)

Forgive me, but I have already dispatched GC.
kmt63's misdemeanours earlier in the day have not been forgotten, and I must have satisfaction!...

Bouffy, I'll look out for you too. To help you identify me, I'm the one on the left on my photo, and I'll be not very far at all from where the picture was taken. And don't worry about kmt63, I've only just realised he's a he.

Two organs, eh! I'm still waiting for the pictures though...

It was god tonight too ...

OH yes it was

Buy a virtual concert ticket Deborah. You'll get to experience a lovely....set of statistics.



And now, sadly, it's behind you!

Oh no it's not!

*retreats to corner - complete with two walls, a floor and a ceiling - and starts talking to the pot-plants*

Thats my corner. You can keep me company if you like .......

Holding your knees and swaying forwards and backwards helps ...

I thought that's how all of the trouble around here started...

I was in this corner first. KMT and I were discussing the architecture earlier today.

Ooh, bouffywouffy, katyjay and kmt63 are in the corner together. That means... we're alone... <puckers up>

Walls are still here, KMT.

Good evening, aspidistra! You're looking verdant this evening.

*mwah*

Merry Xmas Deborah!