My instruments have both first names and surnames - does anyone else do this?
My violin is called Mark Goetz - Mark because he feels like a Mark, and Goetz because his bow was made by Goetz
My piano is called George Pedal
My viola is called Jay String, because I originally called him Jay after his maker, then I decided that Jay String sounds like an odd person saying G-string... how mature
My horn is called Dean Bling because (no offence to anyone called Dean here) he is gold coloured but going slightly green, commonly respected as two of the chavviest colours, and every Dean that I know is a chav, and Bling just makes it slightly more amusing.
I also named my metronome - Steve Tick
And my tuning fork - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"