janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 02:58 PM
What do you look like when you eat paper
Book worm
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:58 PM
a random body thing due to lack of CO2 (that was what i was told in science though i may have misheard)...?
Paper bag
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 02:59 PM
What is useless when wet
A towel
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 03:00 PM
What is useful when dry

Brick
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 03:01 PM
What am I as thick as?
a crisp
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 03:01 PM
a game on ur ipod
cheerleader
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 03:03 PM
Woo jane's my great Auntie

What made me come out in thousands of spots

Name a typical american character?
Clearasil
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 03:15 PM
What's a great product to use for clearing up spots?
Earl Grey.
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 03:16 PM
What is a type of tea (I think that's right)
Harmonica
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 03:33 PM
Name an instrument that CPPF can't play

(ie almost everything but oh well)
Teaspoon
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 03:36 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Feb 20 2006, 03:33 PM)

Name an instrument that CPPF can't play.
Teaspoon
What tool should I use to dig a tunnel out of the Forums Cafe?
A kipper.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 03:37 PM
What stirs but is never shaken
James Bond's Martini
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 03:36 PM)

QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Feb 20 2006, 03:33 PM)

Name an instrument that CPPF can't play.
Teaspoon
What tool should I use to dig a tunnel out of the Forums Cafe?
A kipper.
Oh dear dbl post again
What smells like Lapsang Souchong
A fresh Mash
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 03:38 PM
errr, not sure how Jane's question related to Deborah's answer there.
Ah well
What's the most famous drink in a film?
A cup of tea and a slice of cake
kenm
Feb 20 2006, 03:39 PM
QUOTE(Chaos_91 @ Feb 20 2006, 03:16 PM)

Harmonica
Oh, can I mar this instrument?
Camera
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 03:41 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Feb 20 2006, 03:38 PM)

errr, not sure how Jane's question related to Deborah's answer there.
Ah well
What's the most famous drink in a film?
A cup of tea and a slice of cake
Ahhh Lapsang, the Laphroaig of the tea world.
What am I enjoying right now
Programme Handbook draft version 7
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 03:43 PM
What is the title of Jane's Magnum Opus?
Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 03:43 PM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Feb 20 2006, 03:41 PM)

What am I enjoying right now
Programme Handbook draft version 7
What would really help me with my programme notes?
An eight-day week.
Edit: Yet another double post! Next poster to choose and quote.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 03:46 PM
Where can you learn how to smoke a kipper
put it in your pipe
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 03:43 PM)

QUOTE(janexxx @ Feb 20 2006, 03:41 PM)

Programme Handbook draft version 7
What would really help me with my programme notes?
Hmmm not that sort of programme unfortunately... I'm supposedly working from home with a bit of peace and quiet to get it finished. But I seem to have found other displacement activities
Rainbow
Feb 20 2006, 03:48 PM
What should you do with a lot of dried lavendar?
Marmite
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 03:50 PM
What do you either love or hate?
snow
maggiemay
Feb 20 2006, 03:56 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Feb 20 2006, 03:50 PM)

What do you either love or hate?
snow
what do you need lots of before you can ski?
cotton-wool
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Feb 20 2006, 03:56 PM)

what do you need lots of before you can ski?
cotton-wool
Name something that's horrible to touch.
Earwax.
Car Expert
Feb 20 2006, 04:03 PM
What is the horrible stuff in your ear?
Hammer
Car Expert
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 04:03 PM
What's yellow and sticky
Custard
D'Oh next poster chooses!!
andante_in_c
Feb 20 2006, 05:30 PM
What do you find in the middle of Tesco's doughnuts?
Duck liver pate.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 05:32 PM
What do you shout when someone throws liver pate at you
Fore!
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 07:35 PM
A random word i don't know a question to except this one?
piano
Car Expert
Feb 20 2006, 07:37 PM
..
Car Expert
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 07:37 PM
What has eighty eight keys and only one lock?
A combine harvester
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 07:39 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Feb 20 2006, 07:37 PM)

What has eighty eight keys and only one lock?
A combine harvester
Complete the following lyric...
I've got a brand new _____________
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 07:49 PM
What's the noise you make when you open your mouth at the dentist?
Christmas tree
Car Expert
Feb 20 2006, 07:50 PM
What needs decorating?
Maps
Car Expert
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 08:26 PM
Thing to help you on your way
Andrex puppy
nicki_flute
Feb 20 2006, 08:29 PM
What fluffy dog advertises toilet roll?
Left wing revolutionaries
maggiemay
Feb 20 2006, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Feb 20 2006, 08:29 PM)

What fluffy dog advertises toilet roll?
Left wing revolutionaries
Bolshie chickens.
What goes into Russian Salad?
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 09:23 PM
Not sure what the last reply was about (I'm probably a bit dim

), sorry.
Bolshie chickens : Another name for Bolshevik poultry?
Sixty-two
sarah-flute
Feb 20 2006, 09:25 PM
Lots of sensible questions here, what is that about???!
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 09:26 PM
30+32=
Banker
nicki_flute
Feb 20 2006, 09:26 PM
My left wing revolutionaries, was when I was looking through my History folder
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 09:30 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Feb 20 2006, 09:25 PM)

Lots of sensible questions here, what is that about???!
Was wondering myself Sarah, I was just trying to decipher MaggieMay's reply to resurrect the thread (apologies MaggieMay, it's probably just me!)
What do you call someone who works in a bank?
Leeds
Car Expert
Feb 20 2006, 09:31 PM
Leicester drew with who on Saturday?
Isle Of Wight
Car Expert
nicki_flute
Feb 20 2006, 09:33 PM
Where Loiners come from *hopes she is right*
*looks through History folder*
Ruhr
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 09:37 PM
A random word?
Pencil Sharpener
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 09:38 PM
Name a well known river in Germany
Baked Beans
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 09:41 PM
What do you get when you bake beans?
Diary
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 09:42 PM
What has my dad just lost?
Sanity
(he HAS actually lost his diary..

)
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 09:44 PM
What is the opposite of insanity?
Tomato sauce
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 09:45 PM
What do I like with pasta?
Toenails
YetAnotherPianist
Feb 20 2006, 09:45 PM
Invented as a topping for cornflakes, what later found a more popular role as a hot-dog sauce?
Crushed beetles
barry-clari
Feb 20 2006, 09:47 PM
What do you get if you crush beetles?
Sea water
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