Deborah
Apr 6 2006, 10:39 AM
What will I be enjoying over Easter?
The entire Ring cycle ['tis true; the whole cycle in a day on R3 on 17th April

]
Boo Radley
Apr 6 2006, 10:48 AM
Name a form of torture worse than having being tied to a chair two metres away from a juicy bacon muffin!
Concrete feather duster!
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 10:53 AM
Name an item that Boo appears to have a worrying obsession with?

Chicken wire
katyjay
Apr 6 2006, 10:58 AM
What may become a vital component in the fight to control Bird Flu in Scotland?
Glenfiddich
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 6 2006, 11:06 AM
What might Katyjay be offered as an alternative to a 'restorative sherry'?
Distilled methylated spirits.
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 11:11 AM
What would probably be a bad alternative to sherry?
Oleum
Car Expert
Apr 6 2006, 11:30 AM
What is a corrosive solution of sulphur trioxide in sulphuric acid?
Chicken and chocolate cake
Car Expert
janexxx
Apr 6 2006, 11:33 AM
What crossed the road and what did it find there?
Bartok's piano playing
purple dolphin
Apr 6 2006, 09:51 PM
What's very good?
Channing Tatum.
barry-clari
Apr 6 2006, 10:06 PM
Who played 'Jason Lyle' in 'Coach Carter'?
George Gershwin
(thank goodness for internet search engines.........)
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 10:07 PM
If you don't know, just make it up!
bohemian
Apr 6 2006, 10:14 PM
How do you get through your GCSEs?
Jaffa cakes.
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 10:18 PM
How do you get through A Levels

?
George Gershwin (I inadvertantly took focus away from Barry's answer so we'll have it again!)
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 6 2006, 10:19 PM
Who had a son, later also a musician, called 'George W Gershwin'?
Fats Waller
barry-clari
Apr 6 2006, 10:21 PM
Name a famous jazz pianist.
A purple octopus.
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 6 2006, 10:25 PM
What is needed to make 'Tubby Calamari'?

Three game wardens, seven hunters and a cow.
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 10:32 PM
If too many cooks spoil the broth, who would spoil tubby calamari?
Cream cheese on toast
barry-clari
Apr 6 2006, 10:34 PM
What would be a difficult thing to make in a toaster, without making a mess?
A stick of rock from Weston-super-Mare.
Rainbow
Apr 6 2006, 10:35 PM
What did Granny bring me back from her summer holiday?
Two viola players and a sports car.
barry-clari
Apr 6 2006, 10:44 PM
What would you call Sarah and Rainbow in a coupe?
The winner of the Rally of Great Britain.
sarah-flute
Apr 6 2006, 10:46 PM
Who did you say MrBouffant was again?
YAP and AP
kayladavies
Apr 7 2006, 12:52 AM
Who both got distinctions on their Grade 6 Theory.
Clarinet
Car Expert
Apr 7 2006, 09:54 AM
Complete the names of these forum users: Jo.________, Neil.________?
Sax
Must keep ahead of Barry as the top poster in this thread!
Car Expert
barry-clari
Apr 7 2006, 07:09 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Apr 7 2006, 10:54 AM)

Must keep ahead of Barry as the top poster in this thread!
(I'm trying to show the wit of the Two Ronnies in the original Mastermind sketch! It's not going too well, admittedly.....

)
Can you give the second name of the man who invented the saxophone?
Violin.
Car Expert
Apr 7 2006, 07:12 PM
What instrument can sarah-flute and katyjay play?
Voice
Car Expert
barry-clari
Apr 7 2006, 09:09 PM
What do you use to sing with?
A megaphone.
Car Expert
Apr 7 2006, 09:10 PM
According to the Walking Dictionary, what is another name for a funnel-shaped device used to direct and amplify the voice?
Ice-cream
Car Expert
Boo Radley
Apr 7 2006, 10:39 PM
What do I do when I get ice-cubes down the back of my neck?
Create an origami flamingo
barry-clari
Apr 7 2006, 10:52 PM
What would happen if I tried to create an origami cat?
A lot of confetti.
Boo Radley
Apr 7 2006, 10:53 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Apr 7 2006, 11:52 PM)

What would happen if I tried to create an origami cat?
A lot of confetti.
Name one product whose primary use is doubled by rice!
Spaghetti
barry-clari
Apr 7 2006, 10:59 PM
What goes well with tomato sauce?
Mint sauce.
sbhoa
Apr 7 2006, 11:00 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Apr 7 2006, 11:59 PM)

What goes well with tomato sauce?
Mint sauce.
What scares little lambs?
the big bad wolf
Car Expert
Apr 8 2006, 09:45 AM
What animal do we not want to meet?
Proton Savvy
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Apr 8 2006, 10:04 AM
What do you call someone who knows all about what's inside atoms?
Geronimo!
Car Expert
Apr 8 2006, 01:09 PM
By the way, the Proton Savvy is a (1-star) car, but it still works!
Name a Chiricahua Apache leader?
George Bush
Car Expert
barry-clari
Apr 8 2006, 02:13 PM
Who is the current President of the United States of America?
Tchaikovsky.
sarah-flute
Apr 8 2006, 03:25 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Apr 8 2006, 02:09 PM)

By the way, the Proton Savvy is a (1-star) car, but it still works!
Since when do the questions/answers in this game have to be true?
Choddy
Apr 8 2006, 09:18 PM
Who wrote The Nutcracker Suite?
A bloated chipmunk
sarah-flute
Apr 8 2006, 09:48 PM
Who rote The Ring operas?
(don't tell Deborah I said that though.....!

only kiddin, 'onest guvnor!)
Piccallili
Boo Radley
Apr 8 2006, 09:55 PM
What is the name of that busy circus in London?
The Millenium Dome
sarah-flute
Apr 8 2006, 10:00 PM
What is that thing that looked like London has a zit?
Piccadilly
(in curiosity of what will happen to it after being renamed piccalilli - which I cannot spell....)
barry-clari
Apr 9 2006, 10:48 AM
Which London street links Piccadilly Circus to Hyde Park Corner?
The Yellow Brick Road.
sarah-flute
Apr 9 2006, 01:58 PM
What links London to Newcastle?

The Wicked Witch of the West!
maggiemay
Apr 9 2006, 02:06 PM
Who was the first woman prime minister of Britain?
St Jeanne d'Arc
barry-clari
Apr 9 2006, 03:23 PM
Name a well known figure from French history.
Neil Armstrong.
janexxx
Apr 10 2006, 07:51 AM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Apr 9 2006, 03:06 PM)

St Jeanne d'Arc
Who didn't suffer from cold feet
Soz for butting in!
Back to Neil Armstrong
helly burnet
Apr 11 2006, 04:30 PM
Who went for a special walk with Buzz Aldrin ?
Ann Widdicombe
Car Expert
Apr 11 2006, 04:31 PM
Which MP went on Celebrity Fit Club?
Julia Goldsworthy MP
Car Expert
Deborah
Apr 11 2006, 04:34 PM
Who's the Liberal Democrat member for Falmouth and Camborne?
The Green Cross Code Man
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 11 2006, 05:52 PM
What's Darth Vader's weekend job?
A Butlins Red Coat
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