Whose uniform does YAP secretly envy?




Faure's Pavane

A French-owned firm specialising in high-class driveways?


Gold-Plated Gravel Ltd.

good one

Who does the Queen have to fill her corgi's litter trays?



Benjamin Britten's little dog Pavel

Something I know absolutely nothing about.

Chihuahuas

Can you name a breed of dog that's known for being small.

The Old English Sheepdog.

Who invented Dulux paint?



Make it up!



Chimpanzees

Which primate developed a taste for tea other than us humans?

small boys

In a Vauxhall Zafira, as well as the driver, you can fit 6...

Large suitcases

Car Expert

What is hated at airport check in desks?

angry passengers

What do airline staff hate to have?

Public Holidays

What do you call it when people go camping in the middle of the street?





Klezmer

What are people playing and dancing to celebrate Passover

The Nutcracker

Name something which I am scared of using

A twenty-pence piece

What used to be able to buy bus fare into town, entrance to the cinema and a fish supper on the way home?

Baldrick's turnip

Which vegetable is Tony Robinson most associated with?

Time Team

Which programme on Channel 4 is all about history and archaeology?

The 10 o'clock News.

Where are they broadcasting warnings about forum meets?




Treacle tart

Can you name a food that would easily get stuck on the roof of your mouth?

Asparagus soup.

which Dish is best made in the springtime/ early summer?

..... jod, and the answer is......

What would barry-clari say after jod pressed her buzzer if he was hosting a quiz show where she was a contestant?

Time at the bar, ladies and gentlemen.

What is something we should say more often in the Cafe?





Criminally minded anemones

Who makes up the majority of the Saltwater Mafia?

The square root of minus one

What is the number of times you can make a ghost dance the twist with you?



Cauliflower cheese

A cheese substitute suitable for people who are dairy intolerant?


White plastic

What are garden chairs often made out of it?

Because he was too short

Why did Trebor get lost in the crowd?



Blue string pudding.

What was on the menu at Bridget Jones' sophisticated dinner party?

A set of Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

What's the recommended insomnia cure of the stars?

What does a blank answer to a question look like?

Not very much

What do PhD student do all day? (j/k )



Whoops! (comment and answer )

What do dogs sometimes leave on pavements?

Twenty pound notes.

What do millionaires probably not leave on pavements, sadly...?





Sunshine and shadow

What combination of words is it sadly very difficult to find a question to?

Fishcake surprise

A food I refuse to eat.

Airport

Where not to be over a major public holiday.

The shops

What is one setting in which a man can quite easily fall out of love with his woman?

The moon

Where's the bestest place in the whole world?

Melodic scream

What does Katyjay do when she sees a spider?


Jump for joy

What does Katyjay do when she sees her violin?



A giant space bee

What other object would make katyjay scream melodically?





Tuneful squeak

If you had a mouse choir they ought to be able to perform this.

Carmina Burana

Which work are the mouse organ mice on Bagpuss famous for singing?



Furballs

Name something that cats don't like.

400ft tall mice.

Who does Nicki make friends with while on one of her 'trips'?

A 5-sided triangle

What might happen if you make a mistake in trigonometry?

You spill your hot chocolate.

What's a chocoholic's worst nightmare?


Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All Men

A line from a legendary song by Chris De Burgh?

Big Fat Goat

What do I most resemble on arising from slumber?

A turqoise pelican

Who is the arch-enemy of the 400ft tall mice?

Because, underneath it all, he just wanted to be loved.