sarah-flute
Apr 13 2006, 10:18 PM
rats, too slow... editing:
*cracks up* we'll have to take your word for that one, Boo!
Argle....
Why did Trebor bring pumpkin pie to the Cafe?
Cartridge in a Pair Tree
kayladavies
Apr 13 2006, 11:15 PM
A mixed up line from a christmas carol.
A major airport on a public holiday.
xlouloux
Apr 14 2006, 09:25 AM
How people get to and fro each country.
Webcam
jonscott14
Apr 14 2006, 03:14 PM
what do you use to view people over the internet?
shopping
barry-clari
Apr 14 2006, 05:07 PM
What can take quite a long time to do?
Eat spaghetti.
bassmadmatt
Apr 14 2006, 05:10 PM
Something to do in Italy?
Visit London.
Car Expert
Apr 14 2006, 05:11 PM
To go on the London Eye, you have to...
Fly
Car Expert
barry-clari
Apr 14 2006, 05:12 PM
Can you name a very common sort of insect?
A bumble bee with a wingspan of 30 feet.
janexxx
Apr 14 2006, 05:25 PM
What is pimped bee like
Googlefight
Car Expert
Apr 14 2006, 05:27 PM
What am I good at getting high results at?
Whack The Penguin
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Apr 14 2006, 05:44 PM
What game would Bob not be impressed about?
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 14 2006, 06:25 PM)

What is pimped bee like
A giant octopus
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 14 2006, 05:49 PM
What do you get when you combine eight cats, a vat of growth hormone and a roll of gaffer tape?
Three years in prison.
janexxx
Apr 14 2006, 05:49 PM
What is a pimped dwarf octopus like
Edit: oops too late!
sarah-flute
Apr 14 2006, 05:52 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 14 2006, 06:49 PM)

What do you get when you combine eight cats, a vat of growth hormone and a roll of gaffer tape?
"Three years in prison"
What do you get for making an octopus?!
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 14 2006, 06:49 PM)

What is a pimped dwarf octopus like
Edit: oops too late!
Good one though!
Sunshine and chocolate
barry-clari
Apr 14 2006, 05:54 PM
What combination is likely to leave you with a puddle of melted confectionery?
Custard and blackcurrant juice.
Deborah
Apr 15 2006, 01:27 PM
What's my second favourite non-chocolate pudding?
A points failure at Clapham Junction
janexxx
Apr 15 2006, 01:42 PM
Reggie Perrin's latest excuse for being late
A passing hippopotamus
Boo Radley
Apr 15 2006, 03:19 PM
What am I reminded of when my gran has flatulence?
Blueberry muffins
xlouloux
Apr 15 2006, 03:53 PM
What did I buy from the supermarket this morning?
Nail varnish
Deborah
Apr 15 2006, 04:02 PM
Husband has a bottle of what from his oboe-playing days?
Lime pickle
sbhoa
Apr 15 2006, 04:30 PM
QUOTE
What am I reminded of when my gran has flatulence?
This made me laugh... and think of toast..... but I'm not trying to tell the tale on here.
What tastes like toilet cleaner?
Lucozade
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 15 2006, 04:36 PM
Which soft drink makes one able to use the force?
Something which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
sbhoa
Apr 15 2006, 04:39 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 15 2006, 05:36 PM)

Which soft drink makes one able to use the force?
Something which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

nice one!
What do you get from a drinks machine when you request tea?
Chicken Soup
YetAnotherPianist
Apr 15 2006, 04:42 PM
Ancient remedy for a cold, passed down from generation to generation?
Licking toads
janexxx
Apr 15 2006, 04:45 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 15 2006, 05:42 PM)

Ancient remedy for a cold, passed down from generation to generation?
Licking toads
What is guaranteed NOT to produce a Prince
TAFKAP
Oddball
Apr 15 2006, 08:12 PM
To Any Forum, Kindly Answer Properly.
Flying Cow
sarah-flute
Apr 15 2006, 08:58 PM
What would make birdpoo look tame?
Cartidges of purple ink
barry-clari
Apr 15 2006, 09:37 PM
What could you use in a printer to print pictures all in purple?
A 20 foot long HB pencil.
Deborah
Apr 15 2006, 09:44 PM
What do you keep in your 22-foot pencil case?
Miss Marple
barry-clari
Apr 16 2006, 09:31 AM
Name one of Agatha Christie's most famous characters.
James Bond.
sbhoa
Apr 16 2006, 12:17 PM
Who likes his drink shaken, not stirred?
Donald Duck
sarah-flute
Apr 16 2006, 12:35 PM
Who likes his drink thaken not thtirred?
Elmer Fudd
sbhoa
Apr 16 2006, 12:40 PM
Who does Bugs Bunny like to outwit?
The taxman
sarah-flute
Apr 16 2006, 12:47 PM
Who do rich dishonest people like to outwit?
Daffy Duck
Deborah
Apr 16 2006, 07:09 PM
Who tried to convince Bugs Bunny that it was Wabbit Season, not Duck Season?
Queen Victoria
janexxx
Apr 16 2006, 08:45 PM
What pub is in Walford
Rovers return
katyjay
Apr 16 2006, 08:46 PM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 16 2006, 09:45 PM)

What pub is in Walford
Rovers return
what do the support team wait for while the walkers are doing a 10-mile hike?
Christmas
Oddball
Apr 16 2006, 08:46 PM
Ooops, overlap...
barry-clari
Apr 16 2006, 08:47 PM
What happens on December 25th every year?
The Northern Lights.
janexxx
Apr 16 2006, 08:48 PM
What are those bright shiney things in Scotland?
AP and YAP
katyjay
Apr 16 2006, 08:49 PM
Name the piano duettists at the Leicester Concert
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown
Choddy
Apr 16 2006, 08:51 PM
Who think they run our country?
The Arctic Monkeys
barry-clari
Apr 16 2006, 08:54 PM
Name one of the most popular bands around at the moment.
The Temperance Seven.
janexxx
Apr 16 2006, 08:56 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Apr 16 2006, 09:54 PM)

Name one of the most popular bands around at the moment.
The Temperance Seven.
Oh dear, I remember them!!!
Who outnumbered the Temperance 6
The Magnificent 7
katyjay
Apr 16 2006, 08:59 PM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 16 2006, 09:56 PM)

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Apr 16 2006, 09:54 PM)

Name one of the most popular bands around at the moment.
The Temperance Seven.
Oh dear, I remember them!!!
Who outnumbered the Temperance 6
The Magnificent 7
Which western was based on the Japanese film "The Seven Samurai"?
Snow White
barry-clari
Apr 16 2006, 09:02 PM
Which character was in one of Disney's first full-length animated films?
Red Rum.
sarah-flute
Apr 16 2006, 11:11 PM
What do you get if you mix rum with red food colouring?

The APYAP
Trebor
Apr 16 2006, 11:15 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 17 2006, 12:11 AM)

What do you get if you mix rum with red food colouring?

The APYAP
I got really confused which thread I was in and spent a minute trying to 'get' the joke. Oops...
Anyway, what do you get if you put the first forum engagees in a blender?
A horrible red sticky gooey mess
sarah-flute
Apr 16 2006, 11:26 PM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Apr 17 2006, 12:15 AM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 17 2006, 12:11 AM)

What do you get if you mix rum with red food colouring?

The APYAP
I got really confused which thread I was in and spent a minute trying to 'get' the joke. Oops...
Anyway, what do you get if you put the first forum engagees in a blender?
Urgh!
Deborah
Apr 17 2006, 09:22 AM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Apr 17 2006, 12:15 AM)

A horrible red sticky gooey mess
What did I make my accident the first time I tried to make jam?
A rainbow bridge
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