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What are very useful when studying for exams.
Exams
Exams
what do you call something that is annoying and pointless but must be taken so employers can give you a job in later life?
Fish
Fish
What do you do for compliments
Botox treatment
Botox treatment
What's one of the most talked-about beauty treatments of modern times?
A trip to the garden centre.
A trip to the garden centre.
How to get stuck in a traffic jam on a bank holiday monday?
Sit in a conserve made out of Model T Fords.
Sit in a conserve made out of Model T Fords.
How did you get your skin looking so radiant?
Showers of fish, and pigs flying world war 2 aeroplanes.
Showers of fish, and pigs flying world war 2 aeroplanes.
What did Nicki see the last time she indulged in some of her stash?
A large bag of mini-eggs.
A large bag of mini-eggs.
What is Nicki's preferred breakfast?
Canoodling noodles.
Canoodling noodles.
What kind of food has a confusing name?
WOOF!!! *rarw*
WOOF!!! *rarw*
What did YAP exclaim in his excitement when AP agreed to marry him, having lost all his human vocabulary in his joy?
Wotcha, Harry.
Wotcha, Harry.
What said the queen when she beheld her grandson in his parade?
Oh bathbuns!
Oh bathbuns!
What did Jane and I exclaim as we sat down in Sally Lunn's to eat our lunch?
Gobstoppers!
Gobstoppers!
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 17 2006, 02:01 PM) 
What did Jane and I exclaim as we sat down in Sally Lunn's to eat our lunch?
Gobstoppers!
Mmmmm that brings back memories
What are bigger than smarties
Pimped smarties
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 17 2006, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 17 2006, 02:01 PM)
What did Jane and I exclaim as we sat down in Sally Lunn's to eat our lunch?
Mmmmm that brings back memories
Yes!
I've made myself hungry.....
QUOTE(janexxx @ Apr 17 2006, 02:20 PM)
What are bigger than smarties
Pimped smarties
Can you name an enormous piece of confectionery?
A glace cherry.
What was Deborah disappointed to be given instead of a glass of sherry?
A bottle of Theakston's Old Perculiar
A bottle of Theakston's Old Perculiar
A Bitter Ale .. ?
After Eight Mints
After Eight Mints
What did you use to get that lovely shine on your hair?
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc.
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc.
What is the motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch?
Vescere bracis meis
Vescere bracis meis
What might Bart Simpson have said if he were an Ancient Roman?
I'd like a cup of tea and a scone please.
I'd like a cup of tea and a scone please.
What did Barry say the first time he came into the Cafe?
Crumbs, that's enormous!
Crumbs, that's enormous!
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 18 2006, 07:47 PM)
What did Barry say the first time he came into the Cafe?
Crumbs, that's enormous!
*trying to think of a response that won't get me banned*
What did people say when they saw the world's biggest cruise ship: the 'Freedom of the Seas'?
That looks stylish!
Car Expert
That looks stylish!
Car Expert
?Perfect for matching with parrot slippers.
QUOTE
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Apr 18 2006, 07:49 PM)
Crumbs, that's enormous!
*trying to think of a response that won't get me banned*
Why did you wear your moose hat today, YAP?
Wizard's robes
The inspiration for Batman's cape?
A bin liner with a hole cut out for one's arms and head to stick through.
A bin liner with a hole cut out for one's arms and head to stick through.
What should I wear to the concert on Saturday to look really smart?
Death to Finale Notepad!
Death to Finale Notepad!
The advertising slogan of the Sibelius Software Marketing Board?
Cheap at twice the price.
Cheap at twice the price.
Is Lindt chocolate worth the pennies?
Tarpaulin
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 18 2006, 08:36 PM)
The advertising slogan of the Sibelius Software Marketing Board?
Tarpaulin
An expression of thanks to Pauline, said in my best 'umbutcher' accent 
.
Eee, that's grand.
.Eee, that's grand.
What does YAP say about coffee when he thinks no one is listening?
Eeeee pe'al.
no idea how to write a glottal stop!
Why is Durham one of Sarah's favourite places?
The remains of the Venerable Bede.
The remains of the Venerable Bede.
*grin*
um... some clever comment about beads.... rats, I've lost it....
um... some clever comment about beads.... rats, I've lost it....
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 18 2006, 09:12 PM)
The remains of the Venerable Bede.
What did Sarah lose?
The Forums' Grand Easter Egg Hunt
QUOTE(Deborah @ Apr 19 2006, 09:57 AM)
The Forums' Grand Easter Egg Hunt
What was cancelled after Nicki was found in the stock room, collapsed in the corner shaking, mumbling something about 'So much chocolate, had to be eaten, so much chocolate...'?
Lent 2007
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 19 2006, 11:37 AM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Apr 19 2006, 09:57 AM)
The Forums' Grand Easter Egg Hunt
What was cancelled after Nicki was found in the stock room, collapsed in the corner shaking, mumbling something about 'So much chocolate, had to be eaten, so much chocolate...'?
Lent 2007
, hehehe In this time period, will Nicki be foolish enough to give up chocolate again?
(Was there really an Easter Egg Hunt?)
The answer is - Rain
What weather condition heralds the start of the cricket season?
Total eclipse of the sun
Total eclipse of the sun
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 19 2006, 11:37 AM)
QUOTE(Deborah @ Apr 19 2006, 09:57 AM)
The Forums' Grand Easter Egg Hunt
What was cancelled after Nicki was found in the stock room, collapsed in the corner shaking, mumbling something about 'So much chocolate, had to be eaten, so much chocolate...'?
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Apr 19 2006, 11:48 AM)
Total eclipse of the sun
What's the new dance version of 'Total Eclise of the Heart'?
The answer is: Sandals with woolly socks
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 18 2006, 09:10 PM)
no idea how to write a glottal stop!
Hehe it's bad enough to pronounce it, don't worry about writing it!
What is my reason for the constant barrage of ridicule from my little sisters?
Ketchup
What's good to eat with chips?
Seaweed.
Seaweed.
What's good to eat with raw fish
no idea how to write a glottal stop!
Hehe it's bad enough to pronounce it, don't worry about writing it!
Gee whizz, Batman! I didn't know you could fly that high!
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Apr 19 2006, 05:01 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 18 2006, 09:10 PM)
no idea how to write a glottal stop!
Hehe it's bad enough to pronounce it, don't worry about writing it!
Gee whizz, Batman! I didn't know you could fly that high!
(decides two Nicki jokes in a day is too much )
)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 19 2006, 05:39 PM)
What's good to eat with raw fish
Gee whizz, Batman! I didn't know you could fly that high!
What did Robin say to Batman when he started flapping his arms?
Play me that oboe again.
What will the audience respond when Oboebunny has finished the Cimarosa?
Clarinet reeds
Clarinet reeds
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Apr 19 2006, 06:46 PM)
Clarinet reeds
On what do I spend a disproportionate amount of my pocket money?
Tickets to the opera.
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Apr 19 2006, 05:43 PM)
(decides two Nicki jokes in a day is too much
)! Yes it is! I'll poison your brownie 
them's fighting words!
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