What tastes lemony and makes nice sandwiches?

Marmite

What has the slogan 'You either love it or hate it'?

The Labour Government

Which group had the following as members - James Callaghan and pipe smoking Harold Wilson ?


Led Zepellin.

Who sang 'Stairway to Heaven'?

The Forum Users choir.

There's something strange, and it don't look good; who you gonna call?

118 118 Directory Enquiries

What is the most annoying advert on TV- especiallly when it is shown every 3.5 mins during lost ?


Reading beer festival.

What would become a near imposible task towards the end.

01:02:03 04/05/06

Can you name an interesting date/time combination?

27th January 1756.

When was Mozart born?

2nd June 2005

When did the ABRSM Platinum Blend Café© open?

Last year

Car Expert

What was 2005?

About 5 past 8

When would you usually have an After Eight?

After dinner

Car Expert

When would you eat your dessert?

6 o'clock in the morning.

What time am I guaranteed to have a message from a friend of mine (if she messages me) by in the morning (No not every morning) before music practice.

9pm

When should the threshold for adult viewing begin ?


Just before 'Countdown'.

When is the best time to turn off the TV?

Before you go to bed

Check on ABRSM's forums

Tomato Soup

What is a popular starter for Christmas Dinner?

Cadbury's Creme Eggs

What goes on sale on Boxing Day?

Fluffy Bunny slippers

Which scary item are planning to eat my feet when I'm asleep

My pet rottweiler

Who featured in the Famous Mona Lisa painting

Dan Brown

What was Dan Dare's nickname after getting terribly scared?

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Who is nicknamed 'Two Sheds', but in reality only has one? (Monty Python - )

Captain Hook.

Captain in Peter Pan.

Winnie the pooh

Mr Hankey's best friend?

Kyle

Singing sister of danni?

Ronaldinho

Who is Ronald McDonald's Brazilian counterpart?

Livin' la Vida Loca

Which song does Donkey sing at the end of Shrek 2, with Puss in boots (voiced by Antonio Bandaras)?

Snooker

What is the best sport to realise figured basses to?

Walk down the road, turn left, go past the baker's, turn right and it'll be right in front of you. Ask for Sam, who is normally found wearing a blue cap.

How to find Nicki's dealer?

Go to Rhyl

What do you do if you want to find a way to appreciate your hometown more?

Hammer, anvil, stirrup

Malleus, incus and stapes?


Cheap imported violin brands.

What do the notorious 'Vengerov mafia' sell to make money?

Walther PPK 7.65mm

What??

cornflakes

Some are OK....some are not........

Ploughman's lunches.

edit : beaten to it, use cornflakes as next answer.....

What are the bones in the ear called.

Peristalsis.

How do you move food along your aesophagus?

(again) Walther PPK 7.65mm

I don't have a clue. *answer please*

What might you say if you didn't know the answer to something?

Greater surface area

Why do crinkle cut chips hold more fat than straight ones?

Walther PPK 7.65mm (so Trebor can put everyone out of their misery - I'm surprised no-one else knows!)

What was 007's weapon of choice?

A rocket launcher

(At last!)

Notwithstanding this, what would allow him to cause much more destruction to the poor people of somewhere in the middle east, and have much more fun into the bargain?

A suspicious looking sausage

What might be partly responsible for I-L's RSI?

The Idiot

Describe Anne Widdecombe!

A witch's broomstick

EDIT: That was for the above answer but hey it sort of fits!

What is another object I could attempt to make into a childish innuendo?

A tentpole

What will I hide behind when I-L read this?

YAP

Who started all of this in the first place?

Tony Blair

Describe a witch's broomstick...

Cold Cabbage

*NOT Impressed at all*