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Roller skates from a joke shop?
Flip flops glued onto matchbox cars.
Flip flops glued onto matchbox cars.
What will be in fashion by 2050?
A skintight leather bodysuit
A skintight leather bodysuit
What would you be alarmed to see your dad wearing?
A robin reliant
A robin reliant
QUOTE
Little Mermaid outfit
What does Nat look good in?
-- (see above)
A trustworthy red-breasted beast of the air?
Honest Abe the owl
Honest Abe the owl
Who is our loyal friend of the air who can turn his head round 360 degrees?
I-L
I-L
What's short for "in litigation"
I'll see you in court!
I'll see you in court!
What did Prince Leopold say to Bach?
400 thalers a year, and that's my best offer.
400 thalers a year, and that's my best offer.
Which smilie depicts a lollipop being licked?
.
.
What attire shouldn't one wear to the bank?
Bungle from Rainbow
Bungle from Rainbow
Who would be more effective in government than most politicians?
Gott in Himmel! It have spoke!
Gott in Himmel! It have spoke!
What did the German man say when he first saw a bicycle?
Groovy baby
Groovy baby
QUOTE
What did the German man say...
Lol!!!
What did Austin Powers say when he first saw a Vinyl Record?
Good Vibrations... (careful now
)
*exercising self-control to avoid smutty innuendo*
How does a massage chair ease a weary body?
Flipping a pancake
How does a massage chair ease a weary body?
Flipping a pancake
Name a fun activity for Shrove Tuesday...
Morris Dancing
Morris Dancing
Careful choreography with classic cars?
The Cortina shuffle.
The Cortina shuffle.
Which car-based card trick requires very very large hands?
The Rover Riffle Shuffle (or Remix, if you like alliteration)
The Rover Riffle Shuffle (or Remix, if you like alliteration)
What will you find in the alliteration dictionary after Quover Quiffle Quemix?
Dodos
Dodos
Which bird is now no longer with us?
Big Bird
Big Bird
Which bird's knees bend the wrong way?
Emu
Emu
What is this animal? 
A Siberian Hamster
A Siberian Hamster
Aww he's so cuddwy wuddwy!
What is the subject of one of the funniest sketches ever?
A second-hand concrete parachute
What is the subject of one of the funniest sketches ever?
A second-hand concrete parachute
QUOTE(Trebor @ May 2 2006, 10:28 PM) 
What is this animal?
A Siberian Hamster
HOLY COW THAT SCARED ME!
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ May 2 2006, 10:41 PM)
A second-hand concrete parachute
What should I jump off a cliff wearing?
A low-cut top and miniskirt
What should I just off a cliff wearing?
A shoe-shine boy named Bertie.
A shoe-shine boy named Bertie.
Who is the most fashionable attendee at this season's grandest parties?
Dr Sean
Dr Sean
Which renowned academic wrote 'Harmony in Practice'?
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking
Who wrote the famus literary opus, "Spot goes to the park"?
Schubert and Einaudi
Schubert and Einaudi
Famous comedy Piano playing duo
Les Dawson and Eric Morecambe
Les Dawson and Eric Morecambe
Who inspired Rachmaninov's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini?
Blue skies and white fluffy clouds
Blue skies and white fluffy clouds
Jane's favourite Lush bath bar
Karma
Karma
What is the most popular type of chameleon?
Pink with yellow spots.
Pink with yellow spots.
What might be the colour of someone's dress?
Violin
Violin
What is the lesser relation of the viola called?
Chill out room quartet
Chill out room quartet
Where is Boo Radley right now?
Cornwall
Cornwall
Where are we all going on a forum summer holiday? 
Timbuktu
Timbuktu
What is a place in the middle of nowhere?
Australia
Australia
If you go down and then under, where do you end up?
With egg on your face
With egg on your face
In what state do you end up if you put a hen on your head?
Shell-shocked
Shell-shocked
How would you describe a tortoise who loses his home?
John Cage
John Cage
Who wrote 4' 33''?
Vincent Van Gogh.
Vincent Van Gogh.
Who painted sunflowers?
Hayfever.
Hayfever.
What is not a fever and is not caused exclusively by hay?
Common cold
Common cold
What's the most widespread disease in the world?
Tony Blair.
Tony Blair.
Who has a very apt surname, describing the way he speaks?
Dame Edna
Dame Edna
What is the name of the female Barry Humphries impersonates ?
Anne Diamond
Anne Diamond
Name an attractive female television presenter.
Madge Simpson
Madge Simpson
Prunella Scales based her hair on which cartoon character?
Sylvester
Sylvester
enemy of tweety
New England Manager?
New England Manager?
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