Steve McLaren has just been appointed to which job?

Third spear-carrier to the right.

Who stands next to the second spear carrier to the right

William Shakespeare

Who was nicknamed Bill Rattlelance?

Someone with too much time on their hands

Who gave the last performance of Satie's Vexations?

A squadron of specially trained squirrels.

Darn, too slow...

What runs around our garden tormenting Archie

Garden Gnomes

What has Archie successfully manage to bury in the garden?


Jane's post from last Tuesday.

What consisted of 5 leaflets inviting Jane to switch to a credit card she already used, 9 bills to pay for a credit card she doesn't own and a mouldy brownie?

The Generation Game

Which TV show places contestants on exercise bikes connected to generators, and the goal is to power the electricity demands of a small house?



Celebrity fit club.

What are ugly famous people not allowed into?

The Ritz

(I wouldn't agree with you there! )




Q. What is the name of a huge building made of crackers where people lodge and eat the walls with Swiss Cheese?

A. Sticky Toffee Pudding!


~Wobby~

What do you call a pudding with toffee and sticks in it?

Skittle brulee

What pudding should you keep as a "spare", in case of a General 'strike', so you don't find yourself 'split'ting in half with hunger?

Worst. Puns. Ever.

This was a good word game - it'd be nice to see this in the games zone!

What do childrens joke books contain?

A Fiat Multipla

What is undoubtedly the ugliest car in existence?

Batmobile

What was Batman's car called?

Wayne Rooney.

Who did his foot a nasty at an inappropriate time?

I did

What did Bob say when Lady Bobbington asked who ate all the ice cubes?Car Expert

car expert, you didnt give us an answer to reply to!

how about...

"design technology"

The answer is in Bob's quote.

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ohh...sorry i was a little confused umm...

What would i say to an icecream on a really hot day?

strawberry split

In other words, what is the name of a fruit that looks like a raspberry, and is cut in half?

Squashed tomato

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What do you get when you put a mallet to a tomato?

And the answer is?

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Oops! Sorry dear err...Kit Kat

No problem!

When you have a break, you don't lounge about on the sofa or go to sleep, you have a...

Fun game of football

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What do boys constantly long for?

Surfing

Name a water sport that I wouldn't do?

Diving from 9000 metres

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Name something that I wouldnt do?? (not too keen on hights)

Make up

Name the stuff that you can put on your lips?

Sellotape

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What is the name for stick plastic used to wrap parcels?

Apples

You can have green ones, and red ones?

Peppers

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You can get green, red, yellow AND orange ones?

And the answer is?

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Sorry!! I'm not thinking properly!

Crop circles

What does Grampa from The Simpsons like imagining?

False teeth

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What look scary in a glass of water?

Pringles

When you eat this, it makes a loud noise?

Onion

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What always make sme cry without fail?

Library

What is the name of a place which sells books?

Sainsbury's

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Big supermarket company?

Oops did it again! ummm....poodles

What rhymes with noodles, or even Noodelz?

Doodles

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What ends up being scrawled across my maths book?

Chocolate

What's brown and addictive?

Baked beans

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What bean comes in a can?

Eraser

Name a piece of stationery which can be used to rub out pencil lines?

Pen

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Writing utensil?

Blue

What is usually the colour of the sky when it's not cloudy?

Pink

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What's my favourite colour?

Ribbon