And the answer is?

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A tomato!

i am, once more, confused!

what can you get in cherry, medium, or huuuge sizes?

coconut milk yum

What's inside a coconut.

A Red Card.

something zidane will regret for the rest of his life...

abstract art

What's a bit like a tomato in some obscure fashion?

A biscuit

What is nice to eat?

Superpyroman.

who has a really weird display picture?

my piano teacher

Who can't play the piano?

Oddball.

Who is Mr Nicki Flute ?

Me

Who doesn't know anything?

Me!

Me, in other words, is...?

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Thanks for the offense mushroom...




Who's the very busy man?!


wooden keys...

What don't you normally find on a piano?

Ebay.

What site attracts the craziest people, with money?

Life, The Universe and Everything

what is a bit like a wellington in some obscure fashion?


Lawnmowers!!!!!!!

You can use ________ to cut grass...

Scissors

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You can use ________ to cut grass but it could take a very long time

large red tables with no cheese on them

What look exactly like large red tables with no cheese on them?

A blue pair of speakers

what is not red?

one, the other fell off

How many eyes does a cauliflower have?



(One, the other fell off!)

What's got no legs?

A biscuit!

What's green and goes up and down?

A pea in a lift!



Answer:

=

what mathematical symbol means equal to

what does stuff?

What question would Superpyroman put if he were sill enough to forget he is supposed to be writing an answer?

A pineapple

what word has the letters 'AEEILNPP and P in in no particular order?

I did write an answer

specifically it was the answer to the question 'What question would Superpyroman put if he were sill enough to forget he is supposed to be writing an answer?'

a different pineapple

What is the most pointless thing in the universe.

Mushroom is!

A photocopier

What has the I.Q of Bobifier?

The Universe.

What is big?

big stuff

What does my brother say that can get direly repetetive?

Quantum mechanics

what is the study of particle physics?

bob

A figuar of speach, when you mean quickly. ???'s you're unkle

Puss

What is in Boots?


The Conga Line.

What is constantly sabotaged by a moron?

Wellingtons!!!!

What picture was recently posted in the Baby Bouffant thread?

Earrings.

How would you justify sticking sharp pieces of metal through your skin, encouraging others to do it and give everyone a relatively high chance of infection? Make it fashion and call it ___________!

Maybe I don't appreciate them properly...

A good old potato!

You can make chips using ________________________

A knife and fork

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What two items are mistaken alarmingly regularly for a spoon?

COWS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!















































































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Several of these are called:

Crazy animals

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What are sheep?

A whole computer set with a printer and a scanner and speakers and everything!

What is the best thing for posting on forums?

The end of time.

When do chritians bilieve that judjement day will come?

Horses

What are fun to ride?

A carbon copy of a pea.

what is indistinguishable from a pea?

a chip

A lot of these go well with batterd fish. waht is it?

tree

what have i often fallen out of?

a ping pong ball

What is small and round?

Tennis

what sport could i play with the implement i found down the back of my bed last night?

hide the drumstick

What is a weird little phrase that I don't understand?

a lemon.

What is sour and yellow and can be used as a very weak electricity souce.

You missed out the 'source' from the end of that...

And the answer...

So I'll give one! Hurrah!

A COW!


























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I love cows!