What do you give to the family of someone you dont like when that someone dies???
A multicoloured cow.
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What happens when you feed a cow smarties?!
a flying cat
a flying cat
what would the smartie executives like to think you got if you feed smarties to a cat?
a dead cat
a dead cat
what do you get when you cross 1 busy road, and one feline animal?
a soprano cornet
a soprano cornet
what do I remind you of??!!
a clarinet that plays itself
a clarinet that plays itself
QUOTE(Grade 6 Theory... argh @ Jan 19 2007, 08:14 PM) 
what do I remind you of??!!
a clarinet that plays itself
what do you get if you cross a woodwind instrument with Aker Bilk
QUOTE(kmt63 @ Jan 25 2007, 10:51 AM)
QUOTE(Grade 6 Theory... argh @ Jan 19 2007, 08:14 PM)
what do I remind you of??!!
a clarinet that plays itself
what do you get if you cross a woodwind instrument with Aker Bilk
doh forgot the next punchline
what did the person who forgot the next punchline say?
the jellyfish which ate the plum pie
the jellyfish which ate the plum pie
who took little jack horner's place in a production of "underwater nursery-rhymes"?
banging one's head against the wall
banging one's head against the wall
What does one end up doing when hearing constant excuses for non-practicing...
A quill and ink pot!
A quill and ink pot!
What else can you use to write with apart from apart from a pen or pencil?
A floccinaucinihilipification
A floccinaucinihilipification
Whats Chinese for Teeth Floss
Antidisestablishmentarianismistically
(it's actually a word)
Antidisestablishmentarianismistically
(it's actually a word)
QUOTE(Grade4PianistBoy @ Oct 23 2007, 10:04 AM)
Whats Chinese for Teeth Floss
Antidisestablishmentarianismistically
(it's actually a word)
Can you think of a word that wouldn't fit on a Scrabble board?
Go.
Where can you not pass on the way to jail?
glue
glue
What is Pritt Stick an example of?
Prestissimo ma non troppo
Prestissimo ma non troppo
what was your last piece's tempo, pianotheory?
"a boy with a golden retriever"
"a boy with a golden retriever"
what was that nursery-rhyme called?
jelly & ice cream
jelly & ice cream
what's your favourite dessert?
It is really good! It is also rubbish
It is really good! It is also rubbish
it is really good! it is also rubbish... ??
what is your opinion of my litter collage??
a choir
what is your opinion of my litter collage??
a choir
What have you applied to join next term?
A sprig of heather
A sprig of heather
What did you buy from that Gypsy lady, skylark?
Hanging upside down with no safety net.
Hanging upside down with no safety net.
What gives you a buzz Daisy? 
Bananas, pineapples and pears
Bananas, pineapples and pears
On what do you put squirty cream, skylark?
You must be joking!!!!
Would Liddy miss an opportunity to find Colin Firth's soap for him? 
Veggai haggai.
Veggai haggai.
What on earth were you chasing around after like a mad thing?
I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine...
Please may i scratch your back?
purple, I expect.
purple, I expect.
what does an apple taste like, Super?
Wood
Wood
What is my head made of?
poppies
poppies
What do you buy in November from kind old gentlemen on your door-step?
Seven hour lamb.
Seven hour lamb.
what doesn't HC have a clue about?
Mike Oldfield
Mike Oldfield
Who wrote the song 'Shadow on the Wall' along with Roger Chapman (ex Family) ?
Cleaning out the cat litter tray.
Cleaning out the cat litter tray.
Name one thing that it's essential to do if you own a cat.
Buy a Ferrari.
Buy a Ferrari.
What is ianporsche going to do next
Swim the channel backstroke.
Swim the channel backstroke.
Name something that's harder to achieve than swimming the length of your local swimming pool backstroke.
Driving a complete circuit of the M25.
Driving a complete circuit of the M25.
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jul 12 2008, 07:55 PM)
Driving a complete circuit of the M25.
Which activity has the European tree frog not (as of yet) been observed doing?
Twenty five, with a small pile of extra gherkins.
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Twenty five, with a small pile of extra gherkins.
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Q. How mant entrants were there and what was added to the pickled egg eating competition in my local pub
last week?
Next answer. Metal Fish Bananas
So what was the question???
Twenty five, with a small pile of extra gherkins.
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Q. How mant entrants were there and what was added to the pickled egg eating competition in my local pub
last week?
Next answer. Metal Fish Bananas
So what was the question???
What are the nearest relatives of Liverpools famous bananalambs ?
Serendipity......
Serendipity......
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Aug 27 2008, 04:51 PM)
What are the nearest relatives of Liverpools famous bananalambs ?
Serendipity......
Serendipity......
What was the name of the shop in Leyburn where Skylark bought some nice china?
(how did you know that Fsm
)(and aren't the bananalambs great
)-------------------
A bright pink hat with feathers on
What did you wear on your stag/hen night ?
A good spanking.
A good spanking.
What did you threaten your garden gnome with if he misbehaved?
A six-week old newspaper
A six-week old newspaper
What were last nights fish 'n chips wrapped in ?
A G string
A G string
What went flying through the air last night?
A really nasty smell from the sewage works...
A really nasty smell from the sewage works...
What did an estate agent advertise as a feature of a prestigious property on his last day at work?
A shopping trolley with a wonky wheel
A shopping trolley with a wonky wheel
QUOTE(skylark @ Sep 18 2008, 10:08 AM)
A shopping trolley with a wonky wheel
What annoys you most about going to the supermarket?
Chocolate brownies
Hehe, I remember this game.
Chocolate brownies
What do we wish Nicki_Flute would bake us?
Curried fish fingers.
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 07:01 PM)
Chocolate brownies
What do we wish Nicki_Flute would bake us?
Curried fish fingers.
What's slightly better than sweet and sour chips?
A raw potato
A raw potato
What can you use to make stencils with?
A packet of crisps.
A packet of crisps.
Name a sustainable source of power.
12 spliced surprise maximus.
*goodluck*
12 spliced surprise maximus.
*goodluck*
"What's the Specials on the Gladiators menu?"
You don't mean that, surely!
You don't mean that, surely!
daisy is pretty
Thats what she sai
Thats what she sai
Hello cello is good at bell ringing...not!
Is that the time already?
Is that the time already?
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