ChevvyChev
Dec 25 2008, 12:17 AM
*runs into parents room at 4.30am*
Can we open presents yet?!
Chocolate Log
SaxLad
Jan 10 2009, 08:45 AM
What do kids eat before adults can get their hands on it!
Raw Carrots
heslop01
Jan 10 2009, 03:23 PM
Whats orange and crunchy and especially loved by a rabbit?
Japan
madbassoonist
Mar 17 2009, 07:03 PM
Where is mount Fuji?
Debussy
laura-clarinet
Mar 19 2009, 08:59 PM
who composed the song from Twilight?
acciacatura
hello_cello
Mar 19 2009, 09:02 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Sep 18 2008, 10:08 AM)

A shopping trolley with a wonky wheel
What is Daisy's home

----------------
acciacatura
What can't anyone seem to pronounce correctly!
----------------
A Fez
stetenorve
Mar 27 2009, 05:31 PM
What did Tommy Cooper wear on his head?
Greasy hair
skylark
Mar 27 2009, 05:36 PM
What's the worst thing you've ever found in a takeaway meal?
Yorkshire Pudding batter
hello_cello
Mar 27 2009, 06:56 PM
what hasnt Lottie made a violin from?
The argos catalogue
DaisyChain
Mar 27 2009, 10:42 PM
Where's the best place to look for a set of handbells?
The Planet of The Apes.
Miss Ross
Mar 27 2009, 10:44 PM
From where does hello_cello originate?

Dental floss
skylark
Mar 27 2009, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Mar 27 2009, 10:44 PM)

From where does hello_cello originate?
Dental floss
(I was thinking the same question but about HG

)
What is Miss Ross's nickname at work?
A No-Parking sign
Miss Ross
Mar 27 2009, 10:59 PM
What does skylark leave on her piano stool when it's not in use?
Loch Ness
skylark
Mar 27 2009, 11:12 PM

Where are the Olympic swimming events going to be held in 2012?
A hedgehog
hello_cello
Mar 28 2009, 09:53 AM
What will Skyers, Floss and DC find on their piano stools?
2 stones and a magic bean.
Jane S
May 25 2009, 03:11 PM
A Padding
Q What Jack found at the bottom of his pocket.
Chinese Takeaway
madbassoonist
May 25 2009, 04:51 PM
Q. What is Jane's cat's favourite food?
------
A. Sunflowers
hello_cello
May 25 2009, 10:25 PM
what wilts when Madbassonist walks by?
Half a pizza from the night before.
singerpianist
Jun 3 2009, 10:49 AM
What was the only thing not to have a huge hangover?
A cold cup of tea and a soggy biscuit.
skylark
Jun 4 2009, 05:31 PM
What does the steward give to the TG examiner for elevenses?
A tube of Smarties
fsharpminor
Jul 13 2009, 01:22 PM
What are a clever dicks favourite sweets ?
Black and White Rag
enharmonic
Jul 13 2009, 01:25 PM
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Jul 13 2009, 02:22 PM)

What are a clever dicks favourite sweets ?
Black and White Rag
Er, sorry fsharp, but you've lost me there.......
fsharpminor
Jul 13 2009, 03:19 PM
My answer was the question to the previous posters answer !. I dont think you understand the thread, - you have to give a question to the previous posters answer, so to the answer 'A Tube of Smarties' I asked 'What are a Clever Dicks favourite sweets?'
Geddit ??
So now you have to post a question to my answer 'Black and White Rag'
hello_cello
Jul 13 2009, 07:26 PM
at the present, what is F#m wearing?

a tesco's trolley in a river.
madbassoonist
Jul 14 2009, 06:33 PM
What does hello_cello use as a buoyancy aid?
Frankenstein.
Hurley
Jul 17 2009, 06:25 PM
What is a guy who walks around with stupid looking ear-phones in his ears?
Indoneshia.
grubbygoo
Jul 24 2009, 09:35 AM
Which country is in South- East Asia and is right below Singapore?
White Chocolate
fsharpminor
Jul 24 2009, 10:22 AM
What confection cant you stand ??
The Yorkshire Ripper
madbassoonist
Jul 24 2009, 02:46 PM
What is fsharpminor's alter ego?

Croissants
Solari
Jul 24 2009, 02:47 PM
Which breakfast item is useless as a boomerang?
Plastic.
fsharpminor
Jul 24 2009, 02:49 PM
What is your nose made from ?
In bed.
DaisyChain
Jul 24 2009, 02:51 PM
Where would you like to be right now?
Down the drain.
madbassoonist
Jul 24 2009, 02:54 PM
Where would you not like to be right now?
Cauliflowers...
DaisyChain
Jul 24 2009, 02:55 PM
What do the boxers' ears look like?
I really don't think I can answer that question!
madbassoonist
Jul 24 2009, 02:57 PM
Who is your worst enemy?
42
Hurley
Jul 26 2009, 02:17 AM
1+41
Hillshire farms.
sarah123
Jul 26 2009, 02:22 AM
Where does Voltron live?
A recorder, a tin whistle and two treble clef pencils.
QUOTE
42
QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 26 2009, 03:17 AM)

1+41
It's also the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything.

What the question is though, nobody knows.
Hurley
Jul 26 2009, 05:57 PM
What do I know nothing about?
Weddgies.
skylark
Aug 3 2009, 10:19 PM
Name something that you wouldn't normally expect to be asked about at a job interview
Ducks swimming on a pond
Hurley
Aug 4 2009, 12:28 AM
What do web-feeted animals do?
Spam.
fsharpminor
Aug 4 2009, 08:13 AM
What is so tasty when cut into slices and fried with an egg and maybe some baked beans ?
A Jerusalem Artichoke.
Hurley
Aug 5 2009, 03:09 AM
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A coconut.
Tori_flute
Aug 5 2009, 03:21 PM
Where does coconut milk come from?
My Legs.
skylark
Aug 5 2009, 10:20 PM
What does Rusalka most covet?
A Ford transit.
fsharpminor
Aug 7 2009, 06:45 PM
Whats the most horrendous vehicle you have ever driven ??
A Constipated donkey
skylark
Aug 7 2009, 08:58 PM
What's the best way of ensuring a clean beach at the seaside
An alien spaceship
fsharpminor
Aug 7 2009, 09:42 PM
What would you most fear landing in your garden?
A very big organ
hello_cello
Aug 9 2009, 06:12 PM
What does F#m lack?
a rank of 61 open 8ft diapasons
fsharpminor
Aug 11 2009, 08:33 AM
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Aug 9 2009, 07:12 PM)

What does F#m lack?
a rank of 61 open 8ft diapasons
What would be the most boring sepcification for the Great manual ?
I stuck it up my jumper.
kingsley13
Aug 13 2009, 06:20 PM
What have you done with my clarinet?
A parsnip
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.