What do you like making soup with?
Bright red glossy paint.
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What did your children spill on your brand new cream coloured carpet?
A lost umbrella.
A lost umbrella.
What did you find in the darkest recesses of the attic?
A tennis ball.
A tennis ball.
What did you get hit on the head with at Wimbledon?
Toenail clippings.
Toenail clippings.
what did the organisers of Wimbledon realize they'd forgotten to order on the opening day?
A hole in the road.
Edit. You beat me to it DC - I'm on my iPhone while I wait for somebody and it's a bit slow!
A hole in the road.
Edit. You beat me to it DC - I'm on my iPhone while I wait for somebody and it's a bit slow!
I love the idea of tennis being played with toenail clippings! 
I'm just going to answer skylark's questoin.
What do you hate driving over?
An old piece of bread.
What do you hate driving over?
An old piece of bread.
What's the only item of food left in Voltron's house 
A egg-and-watercress sandwich
A egg-and-watercress sandwich
What do have i never eaten?
Butter.
Butter.
What do you get from cows if they jump up and down a lot?
A willow tree.
A willow tree.
What's a tree name?
Wrotten salami.
Wrotten salami.
What's almost as bad to eat as spam? 
A hummingbird.
A hummingbird.
What bird hums?
An out of tune tuba.
An out of tune tuba.
What would make an evil alarm clock sound?
A dragonfly
A dragonfly
What insect does a daddy-long-legs wish it had been born as?
The Grand Canal, Venice.
The Grand Canal, Venice.
What is in Venice and is in The Grand Canal?
Discounts.
Discounts.
What do I want there to be on tenor saxophones when I get one?
A plate of yellow jelly.
A plate of yellow jelly.
What does kingsley13's clarinet like eating?
Andrew Strauss.
Andrew Strauss.
Who is madbassoonist's cricketing hero?
A pink flamingo.
A pink flamingo.
What can you see at the zoo in Yorkshire called Flamingo land ?
Playboy magazine
Playboy magazine
What do men love to read?
Water bottle
Water bottle
What should any man "reading" the above book have tipped over his head?
A tin of garden peas.
A tin of garden peas.
What would you expect to find next to the baked beans in the tinned food cupboard of the kitchen?
An odd sock.
An odd sock.
What does Mr Bernie's wife call him as a term of affection?
A Spanish onion.
A Spanish onion.
What tastes just like an English onion?
Monty Python.
Monty Python.
Who owns the Holy Grail?
Pens.
Pens.
What comes in almost any colour?
A kitten sleeping in a tuba!
A kitten sleeping in a tuba!
What would I have if I had a tuba?
Theremin
Theremin
What is a word Fran*Piano doesn't know the meaning of?
Red ribbon
Red ribbon
What does my sister like to wear in her hair?
Banana skins
Banana skins
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