Apart from a knife, what is used to cut things?

Spoon

Car Expert

What did the dish run away with in a nursery rhyme?

Hairbrush

What do you use to flatten the stuff on the top of your head?

Hand

Car Expert

Without this you couldn't type, or do most things actually...

Honeycomb

Something that bees use?

Marmite

Car Expert

What do you either love or hate?

Sleepy

You should go to bed if you feel this

Eel

What's another word for tired?

Lazy

Car Expert

What are you if you want to lie in bed all day?

Potato

What are chips made from?

Peas

Car Expert

What is there a club of about hating the food product in the forums?

Cheddar

What cheese makes good toasties?

No chocolate

What are people trying to eat?

Drink

Car Expert

What are you having if you are taking in water?

Seal

Name an animal in the Pingu series?

Penguin

Car Expert

What species are bob a lady bobbington?

Squirrel

What animal climbs up trees and eats nuts?

Bird

Car Expert

Sparrows, finches and kingfishers are examples of what?

Cheeses

Cheddar, gorgonzola and edam are examples of what?

Fish

Car Expert

Give the surname of the weatherman who failed to predict the 'hurricane' of 1987.

Wood

What are houses sometimes made from?

Brick

Car Expert

Can you name a material that's good for building garden walls with?

Jelly

What is always known as wobbly?

Ice cream

Car Expert

If you put a 'flake' in this, it's called a '99'.

Cream of tomato soup.

What liquidy-type food is always hot and contains a red fruit and white stuff?

Sauce

Car Expert

Made from tomatoes, what thick liquid is good for putting on chips?

Horseradish

What goes really well with roast beef, roast potatoes and Yorkshire pudding?

The Well-Tempered Clavier

What is a book for happy pianos?

(you folks are far too sensible)



Red Square

What is often considered to be the first place you should visit on a tour of Moscow?

Spaghetti Junction

What do you call it when your pasta gets into a knot?




Purple elephants

Isn't Spaghetti Junction just past-a Birmingham?

Sorry, I've just interrupted the flow of the game. Let the next person continue with sarah-flute's purple elephants.

What might you find in a purple zoo?

A partridge in a pear tree.

(Deborah, was that a pun I saw before me? )

What is a good combo if you want to make partridge pie with pear sauce?






Ten lords a leaping

In the song, what comes after 11 pipers piping?

10 green bottles

Awww you're being sensible again!

In the song, what was 'hanging on the wall'?

A duck billed platypus.

Right, must go to bed now, before I fall asleep at the keyboard .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The most unlikely candidate to spot in a theory examination room?

A can of pringles.

Disappears with dips at a party?

The family dog

A labrador would be a good one.

An Olympic torch bearer

What did your family dog get up to over the winter?




Chives

What herb goes well with cream cheese?

Pepper

What ingredient really enhances a steak?

raimbow- coloured doc-martins

What would look great with my LBD for my exam exam?





Cream-coloured tortoises

some-one been out there with the paint.

culinary disaster

What'll happen on 17th April if I do the cooking as well as attempt the entire Radio 3 all-day Ring cyle?

Traffic jams

What do you call it if you boil up a bunch of cars with sugar and then bottle them?




Carnivorous beasties

Something one wouldn't wish to find in a box of cornflakes?

Stolen hotel towels.

What's your outfit made from?






Corn plasters

When I go on holiday, I always take a very large suitcase so that I have enough room to pack what?

Hemidemisemiquavers

Edit: Yet another double post! Next poster can choose between corn plasters and hemidemisemiquavers

Biodegradable alternative to elastoplasts?


New brand of incredibly small cheese crisps?

Kitchen foil