janexxx
Feb 19 2006, 10:55 PM
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Pot Noodle (I'm running out of ideas)
What do you get if you cross a forum user with a game of snooker
edit: Whoops, not fast enough!
Ok Fastest finger first this time.....
Big Ben
sarah-flute
Feb 19 2006, 11:01 PM
Who's Little Johnny's best friend?
Pork Pie
(can't recall what I wrote last time...)
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 08:00 AM
What do you get if you divide a pig by 3.14159265
6000kg of chocolate
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 09:12 AM
What's double 3000kg of chocolate?
London
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 11:15 AM
Whats the capital of England? (sorry I'm not imaginative)
Purple elephant
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 11:25 AM
What's CPPF's favourite animal?
Half past twelve
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 11:29 AM
When's the last postal collection on Saturdays?
The seaside in the mist.
andante_in_c
Feb 20 2006, 12:24 PM
Who can compose a piece with the above title in 30 minutes flat?
MrBouffant.
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 12:30 PM
Name Deborah's newest Clarinet pupil.
Trouble
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 12:39 PM
Hooray! The questions posed now correspond to the answers in the current and previous post. Let's see if I can keep this up...
What do I try to avoid at all costs?
Swimming.
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 12:42 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 12:39 PM)
Hooray! The questions posed now correspond to the answers in the current and previous post. Let's see if I can keep this up...
What do I try to avoid at all costs?
Swimming.
What's a fine healthy form of exercise?
The ABRSM forums
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 12:45 PM
Where do I waste far too much of my time?
My local pub.
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 12:45 PM)
Where do I waste far too much of my time?
My local pub.
Where can I find beer, friends and company
Sainsburys
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 12:48 PM
Where do I need to go this evening?
Down the Yellow Brick Road.
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 12:48 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 12:48 PM)
Where do I need to go this evening?
Down the Yellow Brick Road.
How do you find the Wizard of Oz?
Ask a second soprano
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 12:51 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Feb 20 2006, 12:48 PM)
How do you find the Wizard of Oz?
Ask a second soprano
What should I do to ensure I take the correct music to rehearsals?
Install more memory capacity.
musicbox
Feb 20 2006, 12:53 PM
How can I save more stuff on the comp.
Annoying.
katyjay
Feb 20 2006, 12:54 PM
How do you find Spam?
Just north of Milton Keynes
andante_in_c
Feb 20 2006, 12:58 PM
Where is Watford Gap?
Ask a policeman.
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 01:00 PM
What should you do if you want to know the time?
Phone a friend.
andante_in_c
Feb 20 2006, 01:03 PM
What do you do when the audience doesn't know the answer to the £1 000 000 question?
Stamp your foot.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 01:05 PM
How do you keep time to the music
Buy a metronome
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 01:11 PM
How do I stop myself failing my piano exam?
Eating bananas
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 01:11 PM
What should I do if I wanted my very own pocket-sized user of the Parisian underground system?
Get out more.
Edit: in reply to janexxx. Next person can choose who to answer, and I promise not to take offence if it isn't me.
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 01:14 PM
How do I break my forums addiction?
Using a sledgehammer on my computer
Deborah...I couldn't have answered myself anyway!
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 01:15 PM
How do I get rid of viruses
See the doctor
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 01:17 PM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Feb 20 2006, 01:15 PM)
How do I get rid of viruses
See the doctor
I keep saying "mash" when I mean "brew". What should I do?
Head north.
musicbox
Feb 20 2006, 01:20 PM
How do I get to Birmingham
Dance of your Pants.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 01:20 PM
How do I find a polar bear
Go to the zoo
ooops another synchronised post...next poster answer which you prefer!!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Feb 20 2006, 01:21 PM
Where is my home?
find a map
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 01:22 PM
what can i do with a pair of glasses?
Choccy biccies
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Feb 20 2006, 01:21 PM)
Where is my home?
find a map
what do I do if my Sat Nav packs up
Get lost!
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 01:24 PM
what do you say to a pervert?
Couldren
Deborah
Feb 20 2006, 01:26 PM
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Feb 20 2006, 01:24 PM)
what do you say to a pervert?
Couldren
Give a popular mis-spelling of Cauldron.
Oxymoron.
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 01:30 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Feb 20 2006, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Feb 20 2006, 01:24 PM)
what do you say to a pervert?
Couldren
Give a popular mis-spelling of Cauldron.
Oxymoron.
What is Microsoft Works?
edit: What is an adult male
edit: thought of another one (could this be a new thread!)..pianoforte
Software
Piano*Oboe*Milly
Feb 20 2006, 02:21 PM
What are cashmere jumpers?
A telephone box
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:29 PM
A thing you commonly see on the streets?
A LOT of mess
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 02:29 PM
QUOTE(Piano*Oboe*Milly @ Feb 20 2006, 02:21 PM)
What are cashmere jumpers?
QUOTE
A telephone box
Where did Superman change
Lois Lane's Psychiatrist's couch
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 02:34 PM
What would be the randomest thing to have in your house?
Aftershave...
P.S. Jane you are making me laugh so much
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:38 PM
name something guys often wear too much off...
Chocolate factory...
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 02:40 PM
What would I like to own when I'm 60 and can maybe afford it
Vegetable
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:41 PM
you should eat 5 portions of fruit and _________?
Lily
kenm
Feb 20 2006, 02:47 PM
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Feb 20 2006, 02:41 PM)
Lily
What would Nadya's sister have been called if they had been English?
A pair of trousers
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 02:47 PM
What has chaos ran out of this morning
(I am so out of ideas
)
Mcdonalds
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:48 PM
Name a chav resturant
10/04/73
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 02:51 PM
Name a Scottish clan famous for their Aberdeen Angus
Campbell's soup
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 02:51 PM
What soup is hard for chaos to make? (always add too much water)
Edible Paper
janexxx
Feb 20 2006, 02:51 PM
Chaos' Auntie 1973!!!! I'm old enough to be her mother!!!. which would make me Chaos's GREAT-Auntie
*backs out scared and feeling old*
hellokitty
Feb 20 2006, 02:52 PM
QUOTE(Chaos_91 @ Feb 20 2006, 02:51 PM)
On what date was Chaos' auntie born (Tough one but i think that's the right year
Edible Paper
A food with a nice taste but low fibre
<-answer
Chaos_91
Feb 20 2006, 02:56 PM
What is one of the most annoying feelings? (
)
Hiccup
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