Car Expert
Mar 3 2006, 08:39 PM
What did Pingu live in?
House
Car Expert
jonscott14
Mar 3 2006, 09:09 PM
what is build using bricks wood glass and many other building materials found on building sites.
Musicians
Car Expert
Mar 3 2006, 09:13 PM
What do you call guitarists, pianists and flautists?
Entertainers
Car Expert
Deborah
Mar 3 2006, 10:36 PM
How best to describe ventriloquists and tap-dancers?
Pyjamas
Car Expert
Mar 3 2006, 10:38 PM
What do you wear when sleeping?
Hat
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 10:40 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 3 2006, 10:36 PM)

Pyjamas
The real question for that is "what do bananas wear when they're walking up the stairs"
Shame on you, CE!
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 10:41 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Mar 3 2006, 10:38 PM)

Hat
What did The Cat sit in?
Porridge
Car Expert
Mar 3 2006, 10:41 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 10:40 PM)

QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 3 2006, 10:36 PM)

Pyjamas
The real question for that is "what do bananas wear when they're walking up the stairs"
Shame on you, CE!
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 10:43 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 10:41 PM)

Porridge
What did the butler sit in?
Man on the moon
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 10:49 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 10:43 PM)

Man on the moon
Still cheaper than buying a Steinway?
Toadstools
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 10:56 PM
?!?

What have you been smoking??
Carburetor
Deborah
Mar 3 2006, 10:56 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 10:49 PM)

Toadstools
What do frogs sit on?
Beanbags
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 10:59 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 10:56 PM)

?!?

What have you been smoking??
That was meant to be the question for that answer, but I realised it would do just as well for a reaction to man on the moon and steinways...

What would you carry your beans in?
Gluteus maximus
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:00 PM
What's one of the largest muscles in the body?
Little finger
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:04 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:00 PM)

Little finger
What would be quite chewy unless very well cooked?
Melismatic
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:06 PM
Why is "Rejoice Greatly" so tricky to sing?
Not enough oil
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:08 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 10:59 PM)

That was meant to be the question for that answer, but I realised it would do just as well for a reaction to man on the moon and steinways...

Wait, I meant that it's cheaper to put man on the moon than buy a Steinway, unless that's what you thought I meant anyway

.
QUOTE
Not enough oil
Noticed smoke coming from your electric hamster?
Wash thoroughly.
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:10 PM
How do you keep your robotic sheep looking nice?
Catalyst
Ahhhhhhh! I see. No I had no idea what you meant
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:10 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:08 PM)

Wash thoroughly.
What should you do after digging up potatoes?
Run away screaming
barry-clari
Mar 3 2006, 11:11 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:08 PM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 10:59 PM)

That was meant to be the question for that answer, but I realised it would do just as well for a reaction to man on the moon and steinways...

Wait, I meant that it's cheaper to put man on the moon than buy a Steinway, unless that's what you thought I meant anyway

.
QUOTE
Not enough oil
Noticed smoke coming from your electric hamster?
Wash thoroughly.
What should you do to something that's caked in mud?
Throw it up in the air.
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:11 PM
Alternative use for a cat, other than as a log?
Door stop
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:14 PM
Alternative use for a piccolo?
Lake Baikal
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:10 PM)

Run away screaming
What is the appropriate response to a piccolo solo?
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:15 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:14 PM)

Lake Baikal
One of the most remote lakes in Siberia
Clapham Junction
barry-clari
Mar 3 2006, 11:18 PM
Where was the 60s drama 'Up the Junction' filmed?
Heston Service Area, on the M4
Boo Radley
Mar 3 2006, 11:18 PM
Where did I once spend a winter begging for MacDonald's leftovers?
Horlicks
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:20 PM
What do they make with second hand mattress filling?
Cornucopia
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:21 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:20 PM)

Cornucopia
Xerox's new machine for duplicating wheat?
Parcel tape
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:21 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:20 PM)

Cornucopia
How they check you're OK in Oxfordshoire (Can you cope 'ere?)
the Concise Oxford Dictionary
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:23 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:21 PM)

the Concise Oxford Dictionary
Archetypal oxymoron?
Military intelligence
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:25 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:21 PM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:20 PM)

Cornucopia
Xerox's new machine for duplicating wheat?
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:21 PM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:20 PM)

Cornucopia
How they check you're OK in Oxfordshoire (Can you cope 'ere?)
Nice, both!
What's rarer than hen's teeth?
Jugged hare
Deborah
Mar 3 2006, 11:25 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:23 PM)

Military intelligence
Name one thing Dubya lacks.
Puppies
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:27 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 3 2006, 11:25 PM)

Puppies
Invaluable when one runs out toilet paper?
Garden hose
barry-clari
Mar 3 2006, 11:29 PM
Name something that's useful for watering the garden with.
A pepper pot.
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:31 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:27 PM)

QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 3 2006, 11:25 PM)

Puppies
Invaluable when one runs out toilet paper?
What would it be cruel to keep sugar in?
Jugged hare
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:32 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:31 PM)

Jugged hare
One of the easiest ways of cooking game
Pyromania
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:36 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:32 PM)

Pyromania
The latest craze for ballpoint pens in the shape of pies?
Sudoku
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:37 PM
What's pie from Romania called?
Rasch
katyjay
Mar 3 2006, 11:37 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:36 PM)

Sudoku
the greatest waste of time known to mankind
The ABRSM forums
Boo Radley
Mar 3 2006, 11:37 PM
"Rasch"
What do I get when I shave too quickly?
Rejuvenation
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:38 PM
"What do I get when I shave too quickly?"
"The ABRSM forums"
Boo Radley
Mar 3 2006, 11:39 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:38 PM)

"What do I get when I shave too quickly?"
"The ABRSM forums"

I know, these cross conversations have some interesting results!
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:40 PM
Yup
barry-clari
Mar 3 2006, 11:41 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 3 2006, 11:38 PM)

"What do I get when I shave too quickly?"
"The ABRSM forums"

Where have I ended up going from zero posts in January to in excess of 600 posts now?
The sorting office.
Boo Radley
Mar 3 2006, 11:41 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 3 2006, 11:37 PM)

QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 3 2006, 11:36 PM)

Sudoku
The ABRSM forums
The 2nd greatest waste of time known to mankind
Dammit, why am I always second, do I really type that slow?
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:41 PM
Where do upper class thugs beat people up?
Caligula
Boo Radley
Mar 3 2006, 11:48 PM
What do you call ugly calligraphy?
Pants
sbhoa
Mar 3 2006, 11:50 PM
What keeps your legs warm?
Hot water bottle
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:50 PM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Mar 3 2006, 11:48 PM)

What do you call ugly calligraphy?

nice one
QUOTE
Pants
What does p stand for in difficult music?
(it's true, ask my piano teacher

)
Go ahead, Punk, make my day!
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 3 2006, 11:52 PM
What Nicki was heard to say after hitting her stash pretty hard?
HB Pencil.
sarah-flute
Mar 3 2006, 11:54 PM
Harold Beans is famous for which invention?
Oooh look, a flying giraffe
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