tzl_tzl
Mar 5 2006, 09:06 AM
Question: Name two fruits.
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Answer: Power rangers!
Schwournes
Mar 5 2006, 09:08 AM
What are action figures?
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Slizards
july
Mar 5 2006, 09:14 AM
What word is spelt like the plural of a kind of reptile but with an S as the first letter?
bus fares
Schwournes
Mar 5 2006, 10:07 AM
What confuses people as opposed to whether they are an adult or a child?
Sainsbury's Homebase
Car Expert
Mar 5 2006, 10:59 AM
Where can you buy DIY things from?
Boots
Car Expert
maggiemay
Mar 5 2006, 10:59 AM
where is it best to avoid at the weekend?
the forums !
Car Expert
Mar 5 2006, 11:00 AM
What am I addicted to?
Chocolate
Car Expert
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 5 2006, 12:17 PM
What should one avoid mentioning lest one wishes to incur the wrath of Deborah and Nicki?
Aldi carrier bags
sarah-flute
Mar 5 2006, 01:16 PM
What did you play to get your diploma?
Blue sky and pink fluffy clouds
nicki_flute
Mar 5 2006, 01:21 PM
What would I take a picture of?
Mini Eggs *grin*
sarah-flute
Mar 5 2006, 01:31 PM
What is Nicki dreaming about?
Nose hair
sarah-flute
Mar 5 2006, 03:28 PM
Yes, it can be weird!
Waiter, what is this dish made from?
Cowpats
nicki_flute
Mar 5 2006, 03:29 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Mar 5 2006, 03:11 PM)

Waiter, there's something in my soup. Could you please explain to me what it is? 
Sludge! 
(Hehe, it's really funny if you look at the answer provided as the answer to the question in the same post, especially the one the Sarah just posted - I read that as Nicki dreams about nose hair!
)
~Wobby~ So, now you think I run a cow killing industry and dream about nose hair

What goes squidge when you tread on them/ What does Nicki have to keep clearing up.
Singing pear
Wobby
Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM
...
~Wobby~
barry-clari
Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM
What goes well with a yodelling apple?
A matching set of garden chairs.
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM
Edit: too late....
nicki_flute
Mar 5 2006, 03:37 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM)

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What is that for?!
Wobby
Mar 5 2006, 03:38 PM
Too late, I was answering Sarah's, but then you edited your post! 
~Wobby~
sarah-flute
Mar 5 2006, 03:39 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM)

A matching set of garden chairs.
What did you write your last concerto for?
4 double basses and a sick cow
Boo Radley
Mar 5 2006, 11:49 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 5 2006, 03:39 PM)

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Mar 5 2006, 03:35 PM)

A matching set of garden chairs.
What did you write your last concerto for?
4 double basses and a sick cow
What is my current arrangement of Marche Slave for?
Three piccolos and a Soprano
What would be an ideal scoring for the Uk's Eurovision entry
A viola choir
tzl_tzl
Mar 6 2006, 09:52 AM
What do you call strings that sing?
Grade 9
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 6 2006, 10:03 AM
What is a DipABRSM just like?

Walking over broken glass
Deborah
Mar 6 2006, 10:04 AM
What's less painful than listening to beginner string players?
Comfy chairs
Boo Radley
Mar 6 2006, 11:05 AM
What is the 2nd best thing in the world after bed?
Bed of nails
ianfiat
Mar 6 2006, 12:09 PM
Bed of nails
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what does a fakir sleep on ?
Mash together an avacoda half a chopped onion and a squeeze of lime juice
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 6 2006, 12:11 PM
Secret recipe for Amber's eggless omelettes?
A large bottle of whisky.
Deborah
Mar 6 2006, 12:15 PM
A vital ingredient for any forums party.
Postage stamps.
ianfiat
Mar 6 2006, 12:16 PM
What's the nastiest taste known ?
A large tub of hand cream
sarah-flute
Mar 6 2006, 12:40 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 6 2006, 12:11 PM)

Secret recipe for Amber's eggless omelettes?

don't give the secrets away!
What did you eat to make you so ill???
Timpani and corset straps.
Boo Radley
Mar 6 2006, 12:42 PM
What were Rip-me-corsets-off's main resources while composing B u m of the Flightlebee?
Duberries
Spelt dewberries, what fruit, related to the blackberry goes well with stewed apple.
Consciencious pupils
andante_in_c
Mar 6 2006, 02:07 PM
What would most of us give our eye-teeth for?
Dracula.
sarah-flute
Mar 6 2006, 02:27 PM
Who would not give his eye teeth for that?

Piccolo and bass guitar
The ensembe I'm arranging the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy for.
Nutcrackers
Car Expert
Mar 6 2006, 04:05 PM
What do you use to crack nuts?

Scissors
Car Expert
Whats the worst thing to give to three year old
Shredded Paper
Car Expert
Mar 6 2006, 04:08 PM
What type of paper is not sensible to eat?
Card
Car Expert
Deborah
Mar 6 2006, 04:09 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Mar 6 2006, 04:07 PM)

Shredded Paper
What does Hamster go crazy for?
Five-voice fugues
Edit: Double response, next poster chooses between "card" and "five-part fugues" (with a prize if they incorporate both).
A mental discipline such that its best to notate where the voicing goes on a piece of card a bit like bell ringer to when ringing Peals.
Bell Ringers
(do I get my prize now?)
musicbox
Mar 6 2006, 05:38 PM
What one of my friends is.
Smoking.
katyjay
Mar 6 2006, 05:48 PM
What mucks up your voice, makes your hair and clothes stink and gives you cancer?
Washing up
barry-clari
Mar 6 2006, 05:59 PM
What is washing up liquid useful for?
Cleaning your teeth
katyjay
Mar 6 2006, 06:02 PM
What do you have to do before you go to bed?
Piano practice
barry-clari
Mar 6 2006, 06:14 PM
What is it important to do to improve on the piano?
Stand on your head.
andante_in_c
Mar 6 2006, 06:14 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 6 2006, 06:02 PM)

What do you have to do before you go to bed?
Piano practice
What is impossible to do whilst stir frying dinner?
Scratch your nose.
sarah-flute
Mar 6 2006, 06:16 PM
What shouldn't one do whilst giving a recital?
Biting your nails
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 6 2006, 06:26 PM
Free source of ivory?
Ferel elephants
sarah-flute
Mar 6 2006, 06:33 PM
Who made those footprints in the butter?
Stig
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