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What's the fastest land mammal?
The snail.
The snail.
Who beat you in the 400m?
Hefelumps and woozles
Hefelumps and woozles
What creatures live in Hefelump-and-woozle land?
Green and yellow stripey giraffes.
Green and yellow stripey giraffes.
What did you dream about last night?
Purple gorillas
Purple gorillas
Welcome to the surreal world of Sarah-Flute and Barry-Clari!!!! 
In the purple town there is a purple zoo, and in the purple zoo there are.......
400 foot tall orange penguins.
In the purple town there is a purple zoo, and in the purple zoo there are.......
400 foot tall orange penguins.
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
What Arctic animal can you find in Africa?
Red polar bear
Bob
Red polar bear
What are you 2 on????
What does CE see in his dreams?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What does CE see in his dreams?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Which film and stage musical features a flying car?
South Pacific
South Pacific
Where sounds like a really good destination for a holiday?
Skegness
Skegness
Which Lincolnshire seaside resort is said to be 'so bracing'?
The North Pole
The North Pole
Darn, you beat me to it, Barry. 
Where did the snowmen have their party?
Boots the chemist.
Where did the snowmen have their party?
Boots the chemist.
What did Pooh find near the forty-aker wood?
Eeyore's tail
aaaaaaaaaagh so did you Andante!
Double duplicate - this is getting complicated ...
something else has gone wrong - posts are getting adding on rather than coming up separately - my last post was three posts - this one should be a fourth.
Help - "quick reply" is simply editing and adding on to previous post - I'm trying "add reply " this time to see what happens.
Eeyore's tail
aaaaaaaaaagh so did you Andante!
Double duplicate - this is getting complicated ...
something else has gone wrong - posts are getting adding on rather than coming up separately - my last post was three posts - this one should be a fourth.
Help - "quick reply" is simply editing and adding on to previous post - I'm trying "add reply " this time to see what happens.
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Mar 7 2006, 09:06 AM) 
What did Pooh find near the forty-aker wood?
Eeyore's tail
aaaaaaaaaagh so did you Andante!
Double duplicate - this is getting complicated ...
something else has gone wrong - posts are getting adding on rather than coming up separately - my last post was three posts - this one should be a fourth.
Help - "quick reply" is simply editing and adding on to previous post - I'm trying "add reply " this time to see what happens.
Maggie, if you add a reply shortly after your previous one, and no-one has posted in the meantime, it merges your posts together.
In question to Eeyore's tail:
What's about four feet away from Eeyore's nose?
A red lever-arch file
Apaaerntly it does it if you double post fairly quickly.
Right - thanks D and A. Never had that happen before - thought there was a gremlin in there somewhere!
What did Maggie say when she thought there was a gremlin in there somewhere? 
Bathbuns
Bathbuns
a delightful fancy eaten at tea-parties in the tub.
sailor suits
sailor suits
what did i like to dress my eldest son in when he was a baby.
disposible nappies
disposible nappies
QUOTE(jod @ Mar 7 2006, 12:14 PM)
what did i like to dress my eldest son in when he was a baby.
disposible nappies
What is the main subject of my earliest memory?
Melted icecream
What is liquid nitrogen a good remedy against?
Sunstroke
Sunstroke
why is important to aclimatise your self to heat and drink enough.
Malt Whisky
Malt Whisky
What does Nicki drink when her hash stash runs low?
Kumquats
What are you 2 on????
It's much more fun if you're silly, trust me.
Join us!
Kumquats
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Mar 6 2006, 08:21 PM)
What are you 2 on????
It's much more fun if you're silly, trust me.
Join us!
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 7 2006, 12:48 PM)
What does Nicki drink when her hash stash runs low?
Kumquats
Debretts has pages and pages of advice on how to eat what?
Hindemith
Whose flute pieces never seem to be chosen by my students?
Paul McCartney.
Paul McCartney.
Who was the lesser-known husband of famous vegetarian foods manufacturer Linda McCartney?
Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown
Who was the lesser known husband of Sarah Brown?
Ken Dodd
Ken Dodd
Who had a team of Diddy Men?
Tony Blair!
Tony Blair!
Whose father-in-law was a 'scouse git'?
Sir Alex Ferguson.
Sir Alex Ferguson.
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 7 2006, 12:48 PM)
What does Nicki drink when her hash stash runs low?
Kumquats
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Mar 6 2006, 08:21 PM)
What are you 2 on????
It's much more fun if you're silly, trust me.
Join us!
Very true Sarah!
Who is the manager of Manchester United?
The whole of the cast of 'Les Miserables' (including the band)
Who beat the England rugby team last week?
Peach cobbler
Peach cobbler
Who should one visit for shoes for one's pet peach?
A small, off-duty Czech policeman
A small, off-duty Czech policeman
Waiter, what is this floating in my soup?
Russian beetroot
Russian beetroot
What's the key ingredient of Borscht?
Half a pound of treacle
Half a pound of treacle
What was wrong with your flute?
Pink potatoes
Pink potatoes
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 8 2006, 12:56 PM)
What was wrong with your flute?
Pink potatoes
What vegetable goes well with purple elephant steak?
Fir cones
QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 8 2006, 12:58 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 8 2006, 12:56 PM)
What was wrong with your flute?
Pink potatoes
What vegetable goes well with purple elephant steak?
Fir cones
Bollards for forests?
Scandinavia
What did Schubert say after he had successfully scanned his masterpiece Ave Maria?
Dollops
Dollops
Something that sounds like B******* (trust me to think of that)
Dope
Dope
What is Nicki's magic ingredient for cookies?
Carnivorous cows
Carnivorous cows
What would be considered to be a dangerous farm animal?
A pig with 20 foot long legs.
A pig with 20 foot long legs.
What do you get if you cross pigs with ostriches?
Cow pie
Cow pie
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 8 2006, 06:25 PM)
What is Nicki's magic ingredient for cookies?
Carnivorous cows
Hehehe
Furry bacon
What happens if you add a contrabass flute and a pile of dust?
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Mar 8 2006, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 8 2006, 06:25 PM)
What is Nicki's magic ingredient for cookies?
Carnivorous cows
Hehehe
Furry bacon
What happens if you add a contrabass flute and a pile of dust?
Is that the right way round?
I'll use furry bacon that's above.
Name a sort of meat with fur on it.
An Axminster carpet.
Name a sort of meat with fur on it.
An Axminster carpet.
Sorry, my brain wasn't working...
What do you like in your lounge?
Plasma screen TV
Plasma screen TV
What does Husband have several of at work but none at home?
Picnic hampers
Picnic hampers
Name something good to take with you to watch an outdoor concert.
Caviar
Caviar
Essential for a Forum concert?
Sense of humour
Sense of humour
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