QUOTE(sbhoa @ Mar 8 2006, 09:56 PM) 
Essential for a Forum concert?
Sense of humour
What's a desirable attribute in any person?
The ability to touch your toes.
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Essential for a Forum concert?
Sense of humour
What's a desirable attribute in any person?
The ability to touch your toes.
What am I slowly regaining?
Purple hippos
Purple hippos
Something I can still do ?
get out of bed
sorry Sarah - you beat me there!
get out of bed
sorry Sarah - you beat me there!
^ something I often feel I *can't* do???!
Purple hippos again!!!
What are distantly related to blue and orange checked emus?
Mr Blobby
Mr Blobby
Which character had a no1 hit in 1993 and caused murdeous tendancies to develop in nearly everyone that saw him?
(although I'll admit it now, I did go to mr blobby land and watched noels house party religiously because Mr Blobby was on it...)
Bacon Sarnies
(although I'll admit it now, I did go to mr blobby land and watched noels house party religiously because Mr Blobby was on it...)
Bacon Sarnies
What do I love and really want one of now?
(argh, why'd you have to mention bacon...???)
Raspberry jam tarts
(argh, why'd you have to mention bacon...???)
Raspberry jam tarts
QUOTE(country_bumpkin @ Mar 8 2006, 10:59 PM)
Which character had a no1 hit in 1993 and caused murdeous tendancies to develop in nearly everyone that saw him?
(although I'll admit it now, I did go to mr blobby land and watched noels house party religiously because Mr Blobby was on it...)
Bacon Sarnies
*please ignore this post*
Name a cake that has jam on it.
A pancake.
A pancake.
Finish the well-known saying: 'As flat as ...'
The Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower
Can you name one of the main tourist attractions in Paris?
A Citroen 2CV.
A Citroen 2CV.
What's known as a garden shed on wheels?
The London Eye
The London Eye
What would be enormously enhanced by the addition of some giant spokey-dokes?
My laptop
My laptop
Where does MrB get to sit if he's been good and done his clarinet practice? 
In the pub
In the pub
Where would I rather be at the moment?
Sainsbury's
where can you feel sure you'll never bump into the Queen?
Brighton Pier
Brighton Pier
Where is Dame Edna's favourite hang-out?
Bognor
Bognor
Reputed to be George III's last ever word
Pixies
Pixies
QUOTE(Deborah @ Mar 10 2006, 12:43 PM)
Reputed to be George III's last ever word
Pixies
Tut tut Miss D, that's not a question! *raps knuckles*
What is the alternative spelling of the Cornish Pisky?
Cider
What's my favourite alcoholic beverage?
Traffic cone.
Traffic cone.
Sorry Boo, I was just being lazy - I should have typed What were reputed to be George III's last words? I shall punish myself by a little self-flagellation using old Rico reeds.
Anyway, the question to Traffic Cone is:
What does every student have at least one of in their room?
A copy of Radio Times
Anyway, the question to Traffic Cone is:
What does every student have at least one of in their room?
A copy of Radio Times
Where can you find out what's on television?
Sainsbury's
Sainsbury's
What answer did we have on the last page too? 
Armadillos
Armadillos
Mrs Malaprop thought Peter Kay's latest chart hit was talking about finding what?
Bolton Wanderers
Bolton Wanderers
Which team famously sported less Englishmen than any other British professional team a few years back?
Cornwall over-80's rugby team
Cornwall over-80's rugby team
What is the most terrifying mob of marauding pensioners in the world?
The House of Lords
The House of Lords
Which parliamentary body still has regular leaping practice by law?
Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 10 2006, 02:06 PM)
Which parliamentary body still has regular leaping practice by law?
Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
Who seem to stop and search us every time we leave the country?
The Chippendales.
A load of old dynosaurs?
Skeleton in the cupboard
Skeleton in the cupboard
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Mar 10 2006, 02:07 PM)
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 10 2006, 02:06 PM)
Which parliamentary body still has regular leaping practice by law?
Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
Who seem to stop and search us every time we leave the country?
The Chippendales.
Where do you fly from Andante?QUOTE(maggiemay @ Mar 10 2006, 02:07 PM)
A load of old dynosaurs?
Skeleton in the cupboard
I have 3 of what in my room?
Concrete parachutes
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Mar 10 2006, 02:09 PM)
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Mar 10 2006, 02:07 PM)
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 10 2006, 02:06 PM)
Which parliamentary body still has regular leaping practice by law?
Her Majesty's Customs and Excise
Who seem to stop and search us every time we leave the country?
The Chippendales.
Where do you fly from Andante?This is in the car - my obviously suspicious Vauxhall Zafira. It's happened three times running. Once they gave us jellybabies, though.
I have 3 of what in my room?
Concrete parachutes
How you make a crater in enemy territory?
Vocal cords
Concrete parachutes
How you make a crater in enemy territory?
Vocal cords
What has recently started working again after three weeks of inactivity
The Labour Party
The Labour Party
Which party is currently in govenment.
Black Rod
Black Rod
What do you use for camouflage when night fishing?
Wellies
Wellies
How do protect children's clothing on wet days.
Puddles
Puddles
What do puppies make?
Toilet rolls
Toilet rolls
What do I Store in my cloakroom?
Pot pourri
Pot pourri
What do you get from carefully selecting and drying from certain plants?
Non-prescription drugs.
Non-prescription drugs.
What are readily available over-the-counter in most high street pharmacies?
Season tickets
Season tickets
Are they only available at certain time of year?
spring rolls
spring rolls
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 10 2006, 02:01 PM)
Mrs Malaprop thought Peter Kay's latest chart hit was talking about finding what?
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Mar 10 2006, 02:07 PM)
Who seem to stop and search us every time we leave the country?
The Chippendales.
Now that's another case where it's rather funny to read the answer and question by the same person even though you aren't supposed to
What are those greasy things that taste like fried cardboard and have soggy beansprouts and carrots inside them?
Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear
A goon
Homework
Homework
What sort of work set by teachers in schools is meant to be done at home?
Making a strawberry cheesecake.
Making a strawberry cheesecake.
What sounds like fun and ends up with a messy kitchen?
Three kittens
Three kittens
What would you call a trio of baby cats?
A pet shop.
A pet shop.
Where would one buy Petrol Emitting Triangles?
Handel's Messiah
Handel's Messiah
Name a good piece to sing in a choir.
A 440.
A 440.
To what are ABRSM exam centre pianos supposed to be tuned?
The National Anthem.
The National Anthem.
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