Which piece of music used to be played before closedown on BBC 1?

The Birdie Song

What is Barry going to sing at the Leicester concert?




Cardamon

Name a spice that starts with 'C'

Cheese and onion crisps.

what's my least favourite flavour of crisp?

raspberry ripple

What is that funny smell?




Crab apple jelly and a steel band condutor.

OK, that question doesn't seem so appropriate any more, but it'll do for raspberry ripple too I guess?!?

In the place where the crab apples grow, and the sounds of steel drums can be heard wafting in the breeze, you might just find......

An ostrich with green feathers and a 20 foot neck.

What's the oddest bird you've ever seen?



Margaret Thatcher

The iron lady

Person who does the laundry?

Who's the oddest bird you've ever seen?




Godzilla

rats, too slow!

Oh, I don't know, perhaps Godzilla does do the laundry

To follow on from Godzilla...

Name a large green scary monster.

Tangmere

Which small place in Sussex has a famous aviation museum?

Mount Everest

Name one of the tallest mountains in the world?

Big Ben

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The bell inside the tower at the Houses of Parliament is called......

A chime bar.

What is something that is bar like and makes a chiming noise?

Green yeti

what's the latest craze in jelly-babies?

smokey bacon

Name a well known flavour of crisps.

Satsuma.

What is found in the toe of a Christmas stocking?

The Crown Jewels.

What would be one of the main reasons for visiting the Tower of London?

To do the conga.

What would be a good reason for visiting the Queen in Buck Palace?




Heaven

What is a nice place to be in?

Home

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it's where the heart is ...


inside the mouth

You would find your teeth and tongue...

Moving

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what word when attached to "house" has bad memories for most people?

garage

What is a type of music not understood by those over 35?

Four-part chorale.

What did Deborah kindly enscribe on Choddy's face in the last week?

The Lord's Prayer

What was made into a cheesy song by Cliff Richard and sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne (sp?) titled "millenium prayer"?


Lava Lamps

What electrical object should you not put popcorn in? (yes i have tried this)

Strawberry blonde

What do you call a strawberry with fair hair growing all over it?






Batfink

What was Batman's main computer intelligence unit called?

Ribbon

What did i have a craze for putting in my hair last semester? (yes really *cringe*)

Time

What flies like an arrow?




Fruitflies


Really?

I was thinking of the cartoon... anyone else remember that? Brilliant

http://www.batfinkuk.com/

No! You know me Sarah, I was making it up!

What are commonly used as an example of an organism with four genes?

Giraffes

'm tired

(d'oh!)

The cartoon was fab

"My wings are like a shield of steel!"


Anyway....


What creatures got a raw deal when God decided to play with colours and shapes?




Zebra pie.

What tastes a bit better than Swan Paté?


Lightbulbs

The changing of what household essential spawned a whole series of jokes?

Washing machines

what can flood the floor when they don't behave?

those kittens again

Who nearly made me late for choir practice last week by getting stuck on the wrong side of the garden fence?

Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

Who are those tuneful insects playing outside the kitchen window at night?




How'd you know?


Cobras

What's slippery, dangerous, and full of poison?

A Sun Reporter.

What's slippery, dangerous, and full of poison?


(it seemed to go with your answer, too...)



Bassoon

Name the woodwind instrument where you would generally read bass clef, and has a double reed.

A digeridoo.

Which long wooden instrument is played in Australia!

duck

..

What to do when someone carrying a contrabass flute over their shoulder turns around quickly?


Wave

What do you need there to be in the water to ride a surfboard successfully?

A cross-Channel ferry

What type of boat do I have to take to get to France?

Burns from a hair straightener

What costs extra in clarinet lessons?


Using a music stand.

If you want to get your hair straight, what should you be careful of?

People throwing custard pies.

Been beaten to it by YAP! (ignore my above post, use the one below! )

What is better than propping your music up on a chair?

Posting it on the ceiling.

What's the best thing to do with a notice saying "Get up" ?

throw it away

What do you do with a used yoghurt pot?

Build a tower

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