barry-clari
Mar 13 2006, 07:54 PM
Name something you can do with building blocks.
Paint dots on them and use them as dice.
sarah-flute
Mar 13 2006, 08:07 PM
What do you do with your pet rabbits?
Contraband brass instruments
barry-clari
Mar 13 2006, 08:17 PM
What might possibly be found with contraband string instruments?
10 lbs of Roquefort cheese.
sarah-flute
Mar 13 2006, 08:17 PM
What's that nasty smell emanating from your cello case?
Killer bees playing oboes.
barry-clari
Mar 13 2006, 08:25 PM
In the insect orchestra, the grasshoppers play the violins, the crickets play the 'cellos, the greenfly play the flutes, and you'll also find........
The conductor has run away.
Deborah
Mar 13 2006, 09:47 PM
Why are the brass section so happy?
Free beer
hellokitty
Mar 13 2006, 09:51 PM
A guy's dream?
Satin hearts
Boo Radley
Mar 13 2006, 10:39 PM
What did the tin man get one of?
A rust patch
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 08:04 AM
What's a bad thing to find on your car?
A pair of fluffy dice.
Bb Clarinet
Mar 14 2006, 10:17 AM
A bad thing to find round your neck?
Polyester
janexxx
Mar 14 2006, 02:05 PM
The name of my parrott
Captain Hook
Amber
Mar 14 2006, 02:11 PM
Who can't play the piano very well.
Amber (Me!)
janexxx
Mar 14 2006, 02:23 PM
Whats the colour of rosin
Green
Boo Radley
Mar 14 2006, 04:28 PM
Whats the colour of Plymouth Argyle's strip? (yay)
Blue and orange check with large wallaby-shaped stencil drawings
(by the way, may I say Jane that this is a wonderful thread. At it's best, it's reminiscent of the Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch!

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Deborah
Mar 14 2006, 05:18 PM
What colour are the most fashionable brides wearing this season?
Champagne
sarah-flute
Mar 14 2006, 05:31 PM
Hah! Like it, Deborah!
What is Deborah quaffing?
Caterpillars
jod
Mar 14 2006, 05:38 PM
Who makes tractor tyres?
Combine Harvester
Boo Radley
Mar 14 2006, 06:00 PM
I have a brand new what?
Pair of eyebrows
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 06:02 PM
What do you find above your eyes?
A post it note with a shopping list written on it.
sarah-flute
Mar 14 2006, 06:02 PM
What got stolen in your recent mugging?
Bjorn Again
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 06:29 PM
Name the most well known Abba impersonators.
The cast of the Carry-On films.
katyjay
Mar 14 2006, 06:31 PM
Kenneth Williams, Sid James and Barbara Windsor were all part of
The Monster Raving Loony Party
sarah-flute
Mar 14 2006, 06:42 PM
Who did you vote for in the last election?
Cornwall
Car Expert
Mar 14 2006, 06:43 PM
Where will there be a concert held in the autumn?
Essex
Car Expert
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 06:44 PM
Which county of the UK lies just south of Suffolk?
Scotland
Car Expert
Mar 14 2006, 06:47 PM
Where will you find these football teams: Celtic, Queen's Park, Gretna?
Playing
Car Expert
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 06:50 PM
What word would complete these 3 statements:-
............ a game.
............. a violin.
............. a record.
Eating
Car Expert
Mar 14 2006, 06:51 PM
What is the process called when you put some food in your mouth and chew it with your teeth?
Slicing
Car Expert
katyjay
Mar 14 2006, 06:54 PM
What activity is bad news for golfers and good news for chefs?
The polka
Boo Radley
Mar 14 2006, 06:56 PM
What dance is commonly associate with a bikini?
The conga
barry-clari
Mar 14 2006, 06:57 PM
The 80s pop group Black Lace popularised which dance?
The Viennese Waltz.
katyjay
Mar 14 2006, 06:59 PM
Johann Strauss the Younger wrote many of these
Trumpet voluntary
barry-clari
Mar 15 2006, 08:30 AM
Name a famous Baroque trumpet solo.
The main theme from 'Star Wars'
Boo Radley
Mar 15 2006, 01:29 PM
What was chosen as the theme tune of a well known biscuit manufacturer that decided, in the last century, to make films?
Agadoo
hellokitty
Mar 15 2006, 07:51 PM
complete the lyric: ........doo doo
Ballrooms
barry-clari
Mar 15 2006, 08:05 PM
Where would be a good place to do a waltz?
On the top of the Eiffel Tower.
sarah-flute
Mar 15 2006, 09:30 PM
Where do you hang your underwear to dry?
Red Square
barry-clari
Mar 16 2006, 06:04 PM
Name somewhere you might visit in Moscow.
Cardiff Castle
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 16 2006, 06:29 PM
What building is this?

Elton John's outside loo
sbhoa
Mar 16 2006, 06:31 PM
Where was the Lion King score composed?
The AB forums
Car Expert
Mar 16 2006, 06:32 PM
Where is the best place to go when you haven't got anything to do?
Bed
Car Expert
hellokitty
Mar 16 2006, 08:01 PM
Where can you find Ted?
Water Lilies
sarah-flute
Mar 17 2006, 12:06 AM
What did you wear to the last forum concert?
Contraband Irish Lizards
barry-clari
Mar 17 2006, 08:07 AM
What sort of reptile will be celebrating today? (sorry, only question I can think of!

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4,000 caterpillars
janexxx
Mar 17 2006, 09:13 AM
What do you NOT want in your cabbage patch
An ugly doll
Boo Radley
Mar 17 2006, 03:06 PM
What is one definition of the term 'Jodie Marsh'?
Water balloons
Amber
Mar 17 2006, 03:20 PM
What's not good to land on your head?
Pigeon droppings
Boo Radley
Mar 17 2006, 03:54 PM
What goes extraordinarily well with fish and chips?
Tapioca
sarah-flute
Mar 17 2006, 05:59 PM
Boo: remind us not to get fish and chips when we descend for the forum concert....
What do they make with leffover wallpaper paste?
Chinese Fish Demons
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Mar 17 2006, 08:07 AM)

What sort of reptile will be celebrating today? (sorry, only question I can think of!

)
That was quite good actually!
barry-clari
Mar 17 2006, 09:10 PM
Sarah-Flute's set us another tough answer to think of a question for!
Er..........
Name a large monster from a country east of the Greenwich Meridian that resembles a large trout.
The winner of the Grand National.
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