katyjay
Mar 24 2006, 08:53 AM
Where are all the pigeons?
By the seaside
Bb Clarinet
Mar 24 2006, 12:30 PM
Oh, where do i like to be beside?
the banker in monopoly.
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 24 2006, 12:46 PM
Gordon Brown as a child?
Playing knock & go run
Bb Clarinet
Mar 24 2006, 12:49 PM
the best game in the world?
maths lessons
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 03:52 PM
In which lesson at school can you learn about algebra and trigonometry?
Ancient history.
sarah-flute
Mar 25 2006, 04:10 PM
In which lesson will you learn about Barry's childhood?
(sorry, couldn't resist... just kidding)
Quadratic equations on toast.
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 04:16 PM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 25 2006, 04:10 PM)

In which lesson will you learn about Barry's childhood?
(sorry, couldn't resist... just kidding)
Quadratic equations on toast.
Can you think of something original to do with spaghetti shaped like letters and numbers?
Pour it onto a slice of chocolate cake.
sarah-flute
Mar 25 2006, 04:22 PM

What would be a sad waste of engine oil?
Bermuda shorts
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 04:29 PM
Name an item of clothing you would generally only wear in the summer.
A scarf that's too long for you.
maggiemay
Mar 25 2006, 04:39 PM
What was gran making when she forgot to stop knitting?
A barbed-wire fence
sarah-flute
Mar 25 2006, 04:43 PM
What is that nice decorative effect around the edge of your garden?
Jambalaya
maggiemay
Mar 25 2006, 05:16 PM
Spicy Creole dish (I think!) a little bit like a hot version of Paella?
tripe and onions
janexxx
Mar 25 2006, 05:19 PM
What's Archie's favourite meal after fudge.
Tiramisu
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 05:22 PM
Name a dessert which I cannot stand eating!
A small glace cherry.
Oddball
Mar 25 2006, 05:23 PM
The yucky things you get on bakewell tarts...
My GCSE exam timetable...
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 07:14 PM
Name a piece of paper that became obsolete for me over 15 years ago.
An old bus ticket.
katyjay
Mar 25 2006, 07:15 PM
What serves as a makeshift bookmark
the Eiffel Tower
Car Expert
Mar 25 2006, 07:15 PM
What attraction can you see in the centre of Paris?
Disneyland
Car Expert
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 07:18 PM
Name a very well known theme park.
The M1
Car Expert
Mar 25 2006, 07:22 PM
What road runs from Leeds to London?
The A406
Car Expert
barry-clari
Mar 25 2006, 07:24 PM
Which road is better known as the North Circular?
The ski jump used in the last Winter Olympics.
katyjay
Mar 25 2006, 07:27 PM
What's an awfully long way down followed by an abrupt stop?
The bass line of the Katyjay Chorus
sarah-flute
Mar 25 2006, 09:16 PM
.... I don't know.... that's stumped me for a good question, well done KJ!!
Saxophonist
Mar 25 2006, 11:38 PM
What's an awfully long way down followed by an abrupt stop?
hehe
janexxx
Mar 26 2006, 11:21 AM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Mar 25 2006, 08:27 PM)

What's an awfully long way down followed by an abrupt stop?
The bass line of the Katyjay Chorus
What is unlikely to be sung by female voices (unless of course you heard that incredible female bass on the Vivaldi prog last night!)
The Ying Tong Song
barry-clari
Mar 26 2006, 11:23 AM
Name any song made famous by the Goons.
Bohemian Rhapsody
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 26 2006, 01:10 PM
A lesser-known virtuosic piano piece by Liszt?
Creepy Crawly
Car Expert
Mar 26 2006, 01:12 PM
Name a Grade 1 piece which has gradually become annoying?
Get In Step
Car Expert
maggiemay
Mar 26 2006, 01:23 PM
What are all the examiners probably fed up with hearing?
All the right notes.
barry-clari
Mar 26 2006, 01:25 PM
What did Eric Morecambe not get in the right order?
A shopping list.
Car Expert
Mar 26 2006, 01:26 PM
..
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Mar 27 2006, 10:06 AM
What did Beethoven base the harmonic progressions of his 6th symphony on?
Curlicues
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Mar 26 2006, 01:10 PM)

A lesser-known virtuosic piano piece by Liszt?
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Mar 26 2006, 01:25 PM)

What did Eric Morecambe not get in the right order?
Ahhh great sketch!
Boo Radley
Mar 27 2006, 10:27 AM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 27 2006, 11:06 AM)

What did Beethoven base the harmonic progressions of his 6th symphony on?
Curlicues
What make snooker rather challenging?
Gorillas
sarah-flute
Mar 27 2006, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Mar 27 2006, 11:27 AM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 27 2006, 11:06 AM)

Curlicues
What make snooker rather challenging?
maggiemay
Mar 27 2006, 10:54 AM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 27 2006, 11:31 AM)

QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Mar 27 2006, 11:27 AM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Mar 27 2006, 11:06 AM)

Curlicues
What make snooker rather challenging?

Playing with square balls?
accompanying old-fashioned dances
Deborah
Mar 27 2006, 11:00 AM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Mar 27 2006, 11:27 AM)

Gorillas
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Mar 27 2006, 11:54 AM)

accompanying old-fashioned dances
What is old-fashioned music good for? (choose which of the above answers you like best!)
Puncturing blisters
barry-clari
Mar 27 2006, 05:03 PM
What may help you if you have sore feet?
A pair of ballet shoes that are too small for you.
bassmadmatt
Mar 27 2006, 05:38 PM
What can you donate to a charity shop?
Your grandma.
barry-clari
Mar 27 2006, 05:42 PM
St Winifred's School Choir had a no.1 hit in the early 80s with a song about......
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
(ok, it was maybe 'their' grandmas rather than 'your' grandma, but I hope you'll let me get away with the q/a above!........)
Deborah
Mar 27 2006, 06:14 PM
Who was the engineer behind feats such as Clifton suspension bridge and Paddington station?
Thomas Tallis
barry-clari
Mar 27 2006, 07:33 PM
Name a 16th century English composer.
Claude Debussy.
YetAnotherPianist
Mar 27 2006, 08:24 PM
French composer, whose surname is in honour of his birth in a bus.
Troy McClure
Trebor
Mar 27 2006, 08:36 PM
Who might you remember as a star of such films as "P is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing"?
Arnold Schwarznegger
barry-clari
Mar 28 2006, 06:53 AM
Which well known film star is now State Governor for California?
Buster Keaton.
Oddball
Mar 28 2006, 04:00 PM
What do people in Australia call Keaton Buster?
A musician's bank account
janexxx
Mar 28 2006, 05:04 PM
What has no money in it?
Christmas pudding
barry-clari
Mar 28 2006, 05:06 PM
Name a food that is often eaten on December 25th.
A wholemeal loaf of bread.
Car Expert
Mar 28 2006, 05:07 PM
What did I see a lot of at work experience?
People walking about
Car Expert
Oddball
Mar 28 2006, 05:25 PM
What I didn't see a lot of during my work experience
The ABRSM
barry-clari
Mar 28 2006, 05:28 PM
Which music examining board has provided us with a wonderful forum?
Heathrow Airport.
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