I have one! Me... And now it's a conspiracy instead.

My job title is the Banana expert, the gardener and the resident unicyclist!

And I'm assured I am mad...

TPBM has more paper than they need or want.

compleetely and totally crackers.

TPBM is waiting for an exam result...

Yep Grade 8 piano should be here any day!!!!

TPBM is lefthanded

not precisely - but ambidextrous so i can be when i like

TPBM misses someone a lot right now.

No, can't think of anyone.

TPBM has 1 brain cell.

Ooh, I'm SO close to having one.

I've been growing it for three years now

TPBM has no speakers

no he doesn't

your completely wrong there, you don't seem to know anything at all

TPBM is allergic to spanish carrots

I don't think so, but I've never had a Spanish carrot.

TPBM likes the country Sweden

Nooooooooo that's soo cold! I'd rather Spain or Italy...

TPBM is facing a problem these days

Actualy, the very south of Sweden is the same slimate as England, it's level with the North-East, and I like it becaus ei dson't feel the cold as easily as heat.

But anyway...

Not that I can think of at the moment.



TPBM hates Tony Blair.

I do.

TPBM is working currently on the PC besides posting in the forums

If a blank page titled 'English Coursework' counts...

TPBM prefers exams to coursework.

no!!! i cant cope with time limits and exams give me headaches grrr. but exams are quite fun sometimes (when they're over) so....maybe yes? hmm oh dear me

TPBM likes popping bubblewrap

You betcha

TPBM can see blue sky

Only if I turn round

TPBM frequently types words with the letters in the wrong order.

Not really.

TPBM likes Fungi, especially Mushrooms.

no i hate them (but not you, mushroom...i love you rely!)

TPBM is addicted to youtube.com

no

TPBM is watching the cricket

Can't stand cricket.


TPBM is still at school.( I mean still attends school.)

yes grr. well, actually *has bright idea* i've just finished year 11...so i'm now at college!!!

TPBM has an annoying little brother

no, I've got 2 annoying older brothers

TPBM has a holiday job

not a proper one but I'm helping out my dad by being his unofficial secretary...

TPBM wears glasses at least some of the time (or should do!)

I often wear sunglasses in summer, when I am destroying small plastic objects with a maginfying glass. It can do your eyes real nasties...

TPBM thinks cows are GREAT!

Well, they're O.K, but I'm not obssessed with them, I'm a sensible person!(Not!)

TPBM hates Cupboard monsters!(Sorry Bobifier.)

Haven't aquainted with them yet...

TPBM hates Mushrooms ( Sorry Mushroom)

No, I love them.

TPBM hasn't practiced today!

Well, i've been stopping at my Grandma's, and my violin isn't here so no, but I'll practise later.


TPBM hates the conga line.

Now that it appears to be host to a bunch of porcupines.....

TPBM has got some new music today.

Nope.

TPBM has a nice garden

Yes, about an acre, with loads of nice mossy grass and pretty flowers and big trees!

TPBM read a good book today.

The Old Curiosity Shop...

TPBM is bored

Definitely!

TPBM hates sharp needles.

nope, I have very sharp needles.

The person below me is mushroom

no, the person below you is barry-clari

TPBM prefers tinned tomatoes to home-grown tomatoes.

yes, I brought some to school today, they were called leonard. I believe I mentioned him in my signature

TPBM is mushroom this time

No, the person below you is Car Expert

TPBM has a garden

Car Expert

I have two, but one doesn't exist.

TPBM knows HTML

Yes, in fact I knew it before you did.

TPBM is mushroom this time

Bob

Yes, I do, a surprising amount.

TPBM has a greater than average number of legs.

yes, I have a shrine devoted to them, it isn't as big as my lawnmower, wellington, penguin, custard cream, light bulb, and blue velvet curtain ones but is bigger than my shrine to the maps of slovenia

TPBM will either be mushroom or will have cheese put on his bed and nobody wants that!

I was going to build a shrine out of that small packet of sweets...

Why do you keep getting it wrong?

Silly boy...

TPBM isn't english

yes he is

silly boy....

TPBM isn't mushroom

I don't think I am, does that count?

TPBM dislikes deadlines.

Not really, they never cause me any problems.

TPBM is afraid of flying

I am if I think about it, and often I just can't help thinking, which is what comes of thinking too much

TPBM does NOT use a qwerty keyboard

of course he does

silly boy...

TPBM might be mushroom but probably isn't

I'm finally back, I know how you've all been missing me!

TPBM is not me.

No, it's definitely me.

TPBM finishes school tomorrow.

Friday.

TPBM might be Superpyroman but probably isn't.