Okay... here is a new game based on making and granting wishes and this is how it works.

Example:

Player 1: I wish my house was free of clutter.

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Player 2: Granted, it just burned to the ground

I wish I had a maid

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Player 3: Granted, you have a new maid, she is 18, very attractive and thinks your husband is cute

I wish I could travel the world

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Player 4: Granted...you've turned into a computer virus

I wish my house dusted itself. <----- okay this is the last entry

granted : your life is controlled by robots, they even control your music

i wish my ex boyfriend was in love with me

Granted: He gives you a wonderful kiss, you declare your love for each other forever and he turns back into a frog

I wish I lived on a desert island.

granted: its in space, in a vacuum, and you can hear no music

i wish the one boy i have been teaching could play his grade 4 pieces!

granted: he can, he just pounds through them, without any expression

I wish that I could drink real coffee

granted: you can but you can never sleep again!

I wish I could play proper jazz piano

Granted: You can but it detracts from your classical playing

I wish my flute would actually sound half decent

Granted: Your flute still sounds half ###### though.

I wish that my piano would be tuned.

Granted: your piano is tuned to the wrong notes

I wish Icould play piano pefectly

Granted: You can sit at a stool, put your fingers on the keys and make a noise perfectly but you can't play anything.

I wish my room was tidy for once.

Granted.... Now there isn't even a bed cluttering up the place.

I wish my ironing basket was empty.

Granted. Your ironing is now all over the floor.

I wish my laptop wouldn't get so hot on my lap

Granted: Your laptop now doesn't work

I wish I could stay at home all day and play my violin

granted: but you have no money and no food because you're not working

i wish all my friends didnt have to leave at the end of this term to go to cheaper schools

awwwww ...
granted - but you end up paying their expenses!

I wish London hadn't won the olympics

Granted. They'll now be in Ambridge instead.

I wish it was payday today.

ambridge

granted: but payday will never come again

i wish i could be certain of getting good results in my gcses

Granted, you will now get B in Maths and sciense, and fail all the rest.

I wish I could move to Sweden

Granted, you now live in Sweden - a town in Maine, USA.

I wish I could tap dance

Granted, you can;t stop getting the rhythm outta your head and tap dance everywhere you go, irritating everyone around you

I wish I could "let go" of my ex

Granted. Unfortunatelty you are the one hanging off the cliff.

I wish I could sleep through the night.

Granted, you never wake up as there is a night-time-forever time

Well, since Hellokitty didn't leave a wish to grant I will just plunge ahead.

I wish to never have pimples, zits, excema, ect. again.

granted: instead your head shall become invisible and intangible

i wish that i could do some of the things i would love to do

Granted: You are never allowed to see your family again

I wish that I could sing a solo at the Royal Albert Hall

You can. But it's in Gujarati, and your accompanist doesn't turn up.

I wish I could have a new piano

Granted, but its the Royal Albert Hall, Egham!

I wish I had finished all my marking

Granted, but you have essays to do for your own study

So true!!!! What's your next wish?

I wish I had room in my house for a grand piano

Granted: but you now have no other furniture, and sit in an empty room, in the dark

I wish I could improve my French

Granted but now you must not use English

I wish my children wouldn't fight each other

Granted, but they each now live with a different relative, not at home.

I wish my piano exam was over

Granted, but you can never play Piano again

I wish I could finish my Geography coursework

Granted, but you now have been given more wich wil taske you all years to finish.


I wish my book woull sell really well (When I've finished writing it.)

it sells so well that you are commissioned to write another in only 3 weeks

I wish my head wasn't sore

Granted: You are now Anne Boleyn

I wish I wouldn't keep spilling coffee down my T-shirt

Granted: You are not allowed to drink coffee ever again

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner

Wash a lettuce.

(This is a family joke. I'd thought I'd share it with you here.
My grandmother wasn't into cooking and we used to say that washing a lettuce was the closest she got to it...)


I wish I knew how to get my children to go to sleep.

A few drops of chloroform on their pillows will do the trick

I wish my premium bond would win a big prize

Granted: You win a million pounds and Alan Sugar gives you the check personaly but he scares your children away. (He scares me anyway )

I wish I could live forever.

I don't have any children......


Granted: it is now the year 3006, all your friends and family are dead and your pension ran out years ago.

I wish I wasn't so tired today

Granted: You are still in bed, and have hence been sacked for missing work.


I wish school would give me less homework.

Granted: It is now one character less than what you are supposed to write.

I wish I would had an extra day to do my homework.

Granted. You now have homework to do 8 days a week.

I wish I could think of a wish.

granted: you have thought of a wish that you are too embarrassed to reveal to anybody at all

i wish that my sister lived at home

Granted: She spends hours in the bathroom, hardly ever is off the phone, eats all the food in the fridge and messes up all your stuff.

I wish that I could win the lottery

Granted. But there are so many winners that week that you only get £1.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you are now allowed to sit in an aeroplane.


I wish I had a better English teacher.

granted: you now have essays and orals every day because of her high expectations

i wish that i knew what sort of person i want to be