Granted..I think

I wish whoever it is who's letting off fireworks would stop. RIGHT NOW!!!!

Granted: they set fire to your house instead!

I wish for a teleportation device that is safe for all users and beholders that takes precisely 1 nanosecond to transmit whole data as a whole over a variable distance with a limit of infinity and a variable location of the same dimension, all set by the user, which is cheap and available at this current time...

~Wobby~

Granted, but it takes 2 nanoseconds and you explode with rage.

I wish my cat would get off my computer chair.

I can't grant that! How sweet...


I wish that I knew the secret .

Granted,but there's another secret you will never know.

I wish I wasn't kneeling on the floor because Wossy won't let me move Charlie...

Granted....but Charlie will try and sit on the keyboard instead .


I wish I was one inch shorter.

Granted, but then you can't reach anything and people mistake you for a ten year old, patting you on the head and saying "Hello, missy".


I wish I understood what the baked beans game is all about...


**Charlies been on the keyboard and plonked himself in front of the screen before settling in my chair.... **

Granted... but as soon as the realisation hits you, you turn into a baked bean and forced to participate in the Bean Game as the bean that watches in horror from the side (just before one falls from the sky)!

I wish all University fees go down and the quality up for all students!

~Wobby~

Granted but you have being throw out because you have complained about the prices being to low!! tut tut
(do you actually go to university)

I wish that money grew on trees!!!!!!
(bliss)

Dstring

I wish I was a caterpillar
Life would be a farce,
Id climb up all the cabbage leaves
And slide down on my ?knees

I wish I could see that!

Granted! I wish we all could!

Granted! I wish F#minor would show us!

Granted
I wish that I had a pair of Binoculars to view this spectacle with!!!!!!!

Granted, but you forget to take the lense caps off!!

I wish my name was on the newbie list...

Granted, but the person you want to win won't win because you're on the list .


I wish this game would let us grant the wish and then say something nice!

Granted but you then turn horrible!!!

Dstring

Um I wish my brother won't be angry with me when he comes home and realises I've stopped his downloads... I also wish he'd learn that he can not monopolise all the bandwidth so no one else can use the internet.

Granted, but he is nasty about other things.





I wish that there is something interesting to watch in TV when I have the time to.

I wish the mods would get the filters sorted out