*positions a brick wall at the front of the conga line*

*trips over mushroom and falls through a fourth dimension, ending up at the front of the conga line*

*wlaks into wall*

*removes wall and takes back original position in a bad mood*

Fourth Dimension?

ALIENS!!!!!

*Hides in cupboard for protection against ALIENS!!!*

Who is going to tell bobifier that the cupboard is an interplanetary portal?

Ooh, not me, I'd hate to tell him that, he'll be really upset...

EDIT: Waaaaaaaaaiit a minute...

EDIT*:There are aliens coming out of my Cupboard!

Why did nobody tell me it was an interplanetary portal???

EDIT**: Hides under tin foil sheet

Hee hee hee... Everybody knows that technology can't get to you if you wear a tin foil hat!

*Quickly fashions tin foil hat*

I just thought you were one of the aliens bobifier....

They've taken my mind!!!

*Wears tin foil hat to protect brain and tries to lure all aliens to very dangerous screwdriver, after removing 'Beware of the screwdriver' sign*

*Assists Bobifier which his destruction of the Aliens by buying 500000 more screwdrivers from Katyjay and putting them in front of the Alieans, then gets hose and sprays the screwdrivers with water.* That's not insane, water is the only thing that can kill aliens.

Oh so that's what you wanted all those screwdrivers for. I did wonder.

Just one question, though - why didn't you just invite the aliens to join in the conga line?

Because they'd kill us all, I don't really care about the conga line, thaty can go, but they can't kil bobifier, who else would I insult.

*Looks at Aliens, ready to kill them, then realises that I can't, they are unarmed, helpless and injured, so talks to the aliens, discovers they need help, and heals them all, and then takes off into their dimesnsion to help them with destroying the bog monster who is attacking them.*

OK. Good of you to help them, Mushroom.

*Returns from parallel dimension after kicking the Bog Monster's backside.*


Thankyou Katyjay, I am here to help, I'm always nice.

Wooooooooooooooooo!!

*Hides in cupboard again*

What?

*Goes in Bobifier's cupboard, and is amazed at hoe he sees a three story mansion laid out infront of him, with En Suite bathroom, bedrooms, and deluxe everything else.*

Aren't cupboards great!

It exists in twenty-six dimensions if you look at it hard enough.

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Just noticed you have rats Mushroom, I love rats....

*skewers feet on bobifiers 5001 screwdrivers and wonders why there is no sign*

Thankyou Sbhoa, it's nice to find someone who doesn't recoil at the thought of them.

anyway, back to the madness.

Superpyroman, it's actually 500001 screwdrivers, not 501.

*Replaces 'beare of the screwdrivers' sign, and starts throwing werther's originals at the conga line for no reason whatsoever.*

*Protective forcefield automatically appears around the Conga line!*

*catches as many Werthers as will fit in my outstretched hands. Shame to waste them.....*

Katyjay! Don't break the Conga line!!!

*rapidly stuffs sweeties into pockets and rejoins the line*

*Gets a machine gun and fills it with worthers originals, and fires at Katyjay, who is outside the protective sheild as she was collecting sweets.*

As written in Katyjay's post, she has already rejoined the line and is thus protected by the shield! The Werthers Originals have been diverted by a benign force into a bowl ready for everyone's consumption after the Conga Session later...!

*Emerges from cupboard...*

Oooh, sugar!

*Takes Werthers and retreats to cupboard*

*Does a rain dance that goes wrong, and makes it rain worther's originals.*

*chokes on sweet*

One day I'll learn to wait until they get small before I swallow them.....

*wallops Sbhoa on back to stop her choking*

*Relishes int the moutain of sweets that is now taller than Mount Everest, and still growing.*

oooh yummy werthers originals

*sends rapidly speeding, half sucked sweet straight towards Mushroom's head*

Thanks, Katyjay I was beginning to get a little dizzy from lack of oxygen there.

Stop everything, Frederick the formiddable Lawnmower has died . We must hold a two minute silence.


* dodges speeding worther's original and Raises another worther's original*

"To Frederick, he was the best lawnmower the world could ever have hoped for."

*Falls quiet.*

*We all bow our heads in silence and close our eyes with our hands together for the memory of poor darling frederick*

O.k that should be enough silence, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and develop a cure of death, so that Frederick may be with us again.

Superpyroman will be upset...

I am indeed. Luckily one of my lawnmowers is also called frederick so I still have one. I think all dead lawnmowers should have a military burial. As for curing death, you should just travel into a different universe where he isn't dead. It's easier than it sounds.

*puts on protective suit with strategically placed pockets to catch werthers originals*

I've done it, I've travelled to another universe using Bobifier's cupboard, and found a cure for death, that by the way only works on machines (Probably because it is a DIY machine repair kit) and cured Frederick, now he cna be involved with the story game again!

wasnt the curing of frederick done by unassembling and reassembling him?

What a great cupboard!

*dissappears back to cupboard*

What?
Yes I did reassemble him, that's why he's alive now!


*Pulls a porcupine out of nowhere and puts it on the floor.*

SPIKEY!!! Where have you been hiding?

*leaves room*

Wahey, Porupines!

*Opens a box, and out come thousands of porcupines, all ina military style line.*

And I thought I couldn't do worse to my hands than a tapestry needle....

Porcupines suddenly have a craving for mushrooms and began marching towards and surrounding Mushroom...!

*Surrounds himself with a barrier that porcupines can't cross.*

*puts on protective gloves and starts hurling porcupines over the barrier*

Hello? The barrier is a dome surrounding me, that means it covers me in all possible direstions. The poor porcupine are now bouncing all over tha place, poor things.

Porcupines happily poke Mushroom who now resembles swiss cheese!!!
(Porcupines have natural mushroom barrier-bursting enzymes that allow them to permeate the barrier!)

creates new barrier that CAN'T be broken by porcupines, no matter what enzymes they have.

*Orders porcupines to attack Bobifier's cupboard, which they do willingly.*