prevents them from reaching bobifer...
Getsfrom science laboratory new genetic engeneered Porcupines to attack mushroom and cross any barrier

*Begins working on a way to instantly heal pricks from porcupines and atapestry needles*

*Thorws porcupines tail first at La Chopiniste.*

*Shows my super powers and abilities in beating porcupines and direct them right to mushroom's face*

*Throws healing cream at La Chopiniste for testing*

What cruel intentions?!
* thanks Rosemary 14 for being so tender*

don't know if it works though!

*watches in laughter while swapping the labels of the healing cream and itching powder back again, then throws the latter at mushroom*

*eats wellington*

*wakes up...*

Oooh, porcupines!

Porcupines love me, for some reason...

*Sends Porcupines at Mushroom*

*Sings beautiful songs*

Who will join me?

*Everyone stares in bewilderment*

Oh, fine then...!

*Returns to cupboard*

*Conga line restarts*

* looks at label on itching powder and notice that it is attracted to porcupines and so porcupines become itchy and run away*

*swallows itching powder and throws throat at mushroom before replacing it with a green one*

*perfects healing cream, uses it on numerous sewing wounds then passes it down the line for porcupine scratches*

*waits till it gets to me and then passes it back to the front again, causing a mild inconvenience to mushroom who is right at the back at this point and has all the porcupines pricking him after being attracted by my throat*

*Considers giving Mushroom the other tube of healing cream, but decides against it as Mushroom released the porcupines in the first place*

it comes in tubes? lets have a healing cream fight!

*Erases the enzyme that allows porcupines to croos any barrier from existence and creates another porcupine-proof barrier.*

*Evicts Mushroom from Conga room*

HAH!!!

Conga line members now celebrate big time with the eviction of mushroom!!! Whoooo hoooooo!!!

Erases evivtions from existence.

*Re-enters room.*

*Throws an onion at the conga line.*

Say, you don't watch big brother do you? Becaus everyone who does would HATE you if you erased evictions from existence.

Even though evivtions have been erased from existence, evictions still exist! At every attempt at entering the Conga room, Mushroom is automatically evicted!!!

PS. Onion is also evicted and lands on mushroom's head...!

*Evicts conga line from conga line room, leaving Bobifier and his cupboard all alone, until they let me back in the conga line room.* And no you can't say I can't evict people, because I have as many rights to as anyone else on the conga line.

*sneaks dancers who aren't Mushroom into conga room through many-dimensional cupboard*

*Locks cupboard before Mushroom can get through*

*Locks conga room*

*retires to cupboard after a hard days work*

*Locks cupboard from inside*

Can't argue with that..........

*Falls over*

*Burns thedoor down, sends the original Conga Line back in, and erases the new conga line from existence.*

Erases EVICTIONS from existence.

*Erases mushroom from existence within a 100 mile radius of the Conga Line*

If evictions don't exsist, how can you erase them?

*Re-Rases himself back into existence, and erases all possible future erases from existence.*

*recreates erases(re-rases is not a word) and erases mushroom before erasing his power to recreate himself and any powers he might have which end up in him being in existence*

*quickly eats onion from muishrooms head before it falls to the floor when mushroom isn't there*

*Builds new magical many-dimensional cupboard with the traditional magical properties of incredible strength, sturdiness and three floors*

*Traps Mushroom inside*

*Refuses to let him out*

*locks new cupboard*

*Puts cupboard in large hole*

*Buries*

*builds large building on top*

*puts concrete down in a fifty mile radius to prevent tunneling*

*returns to conga line and hides in original twenty-six dimensional cupboard from Ikea*

*Goes to bed in cupboard*

how can you put mushroom there, he is already erased from existence! well I suppose you can never be too careful

dang I used an exclamation mark instead of a question mark?

Actually, you used a comma instead of a question mark.

He re-rased himself. And he missed out the 'i', I just repeated his words.

Anyhoo, he ain't escaping now.

And I forgot to mention, my special Cupboard Monster brand cupboards have built in teleportation and inter-univresial travel inhibitors?

sounds like quite a cool cupboard? not as cool as a wellington though?

Hey! You can live in a wellington if you want, but you'll never get one with a special Bobifier brand monster living inside, namely, me.

Cupboards rule!

You get potatoes though sometimes?

*Pops back into existence courtesy of the Aliens, and puts a charm on himself which cannot be broken and prevents anyone from erasing anything from existence.*

*breaks property of charm meaning it can't be broken? then breaks charm itself?*

The Charm CANNOT be broken, only the aliens can break it, and I am the only one who can visit them, and no-one else can unless I want them too. (Unlunky.)

Wasn't Mushroom trapped in a cupboard underground with a large building on top of him and a fifty mile radius of concrete to prevent tunnelling?

yes but I destroyed that property which meant it could be broken.

The charm IS the property which cannot be broken, and you'd have to destroy it all to destroy the property and it cannot be destroyed.

fine? I will detroy the property that causes that to happen so I can destroy everything individually.

*does what I just threatened to do*

This is just getting boring now, maybe we should just ignore mushrooms sabotaging

Or perhaps the entre conga line could contibute something to the 'find Mushroom a mental home place' fund?

Oh, please give me a break, I'm just hyaving a bit of fun. Do you have to argue with everything I say?

*Cries.*

*pretends to steal barbershop pole but really just uses fake one*

I have a ludicrously large amount of gold in my cupboard, though I haven't the faintes idea where it came from. Things like that seems to just appear...

*eats gold, then replaces it with wellingtons of the same value*

Thats a lot of wellingtons?

What?

onions

My cupboard is locked, and none but me may enter. You must have eaten fake gold.

*Retreats to cupboard*

*traverses afar*