Unfortunately, Nicki Flute is too late to save Bobifier's cupboard, fortunately for Bobifier, he fell out the moment before I started to burn it and now has no-where to hide in.

*Wakes up...*

Wha... Where's my cupboard!?!?!?!?!

I must have fallen asleep!

Now I need a new cupboard!

*Delivery man from IKEA magically appears with a cupboard - but self-assembly is required!!!*

*Does self severe damage with various tools before realising only a screwdriver is required*

*builds cupboard upside-down*

Oh, it'll have to do

Thank-you!

*goes back to sleep in upside-down cupboard*

*Random person wanders in, looks scared and wanders out very quickly...*

Woohoo a Conga line!! *joins end and starts dancing madly*

Random person decides conga line isn't that scary after all and tags along. After all, she's mad already!

What the heck just happened with Bobifier, sometimes I really don't understand him/her.


But anyway, back to sabotaging the Conga Line.

*Trips up the person on the Front of the Conga line, starting a massive game of human dominoes.*
Beat that!

Person at the front of the conga line trips and deftly falls by the side on a pile of cushions. The second person continues leading the Conga line as normal...!

Dammit, nothing works, does it?
Well, you can't argue with this!
*Plants atomic bomb in the conga line room that will go off in 10 seconds, then teleports himself to Sweden.*

*teleports bomb to the South Pole*

ooops, Mushroom was still holding that bomb when you teleported it and he's gone with it......

*teleports self to South Pole, grabs Mushroom by scruff of neck, knocks bomb out of his hands & teleports the two of us back to the forum rather quickly*

Phew. Good job you spotted that Sbhoa!

You two must be deluded, I teleported myself to Sweden after planting bomb in forum conga line room, But I can't let it explode in Antarctica so...

*Teleports to Antarctica, grabs bomb, teleports to absolutely nowhere in the middle of Space, leaves the bomb there, then teleports back to conga room, decides I'm being cruel by kiling the conga line, so
grabs Flamethrower, opens teleportation line to where bomb is, and throws flamethrower through, just before hearing bomb going off throgh teleportation line, closes it before radiation comes through.*
Phew!

*Decides to be nice for a change, and re-assembles bobifier's cupboard the right way round.*

We are part of an internet conga line.... how can you doubt our sanity?

So who was it holding the bomb when I went back to the South Pole, then?

Ah well, never mind. No-one was hurt by it.

Bobifier must have been holding it, he must hyave come ouyt of his cupboard again.

What...?...?...?

The world has inverted!

My cupboard is the right way up!

UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!

Oh, wait, no, it was just re-assembled...

Ta muchly!!!!!

What's this about a nuke then...?

*10..... 9..... 8..... 7.....*

*hides inside a friendly penguin*




That's a gross misuse of punctuation. Think of the starving children in africa who don't have any puncuation at all.

I've done worse...

*twists ankle on bobifier's screwdriver... It was going to happen! Conga line splits in two around her*

You iditos, I teleported the bomb to 50 million light years away from da earth, we're all safe, and I've stopped burning the conga line!

Not so safe unless someone feels like clearing up the carnage?!

Ah, well it doesn't really matter, becuase I bet that soon someone will come in and say Zeeky Boogy Doog any moment, to find out why this is soo bad. Don't be put off by the mayhem, at the beginning,m just keep watching and it will eventuaklly start, but the whole thing is half an hour long, so you might want to start skipping scenes until you get to the bit where the talking bombv comes in, stop skipping at the bit where you see a peer, and watch from then on, it's about 20 secs until the bomb first appears.

On the other hand you may decide to watch it as it's really funny.

But then we wouldn't be us!!!

I apologise for my screwdriver.

*Makes 'Beware of the screwdriver' sign*

*Puts up sign*

*goes back to cupboard*

Yawwwwwnnn

*Screws being nice and hits his head on Bobifier's Cupboard for no particular reason, knocking himself out but also denting the cupboard.*

*Wakes up and Pushes the conga line over, stopping it in it's tracks!*

Sorry, i know it was nice when I was being nice, but it's no fun when the only thing to do is join the conga line!

Unfortunately for Mushroom, due to the concussion, the pushing over of the Conga line was all a dream and the Conga line is actually still fully intact and working its way round the room!!!

Dammit

*Gets concussion treated, then plants bomb in conga line room, and then teleports himself to Sweden, then teleports himself to Russia very hastily, then closes all teleportation lines, except the one-way line from Russia to the conga line room, which only Mushroom can trevel through.*

haha.

*unfortunately bomb malfunctions giving a pathetic little cough*

*sweeps remains of bomb into nearby river*

*peers out of cupboard*]

*sees damage...*

Meep............

*goes back to safe haven of cupboard*

I think it's time we had a whip round to get Mushroom some anger management therapy....

*Teleports himself to conga line room after realising that his bomb didn't go off.*

I'm not angry, I'm just completely nuts!


Pulls a baseball bat out of nowhere, and hits the wall for no reason whatsoever.

*Mushroom slowly realises he is actually hitting the padded wall of a padded room in a secure psychiatric facility!!!*

*Slowly realises that the conga line wes originally in the phsyciatric ward, and that he has put himself in just by visiting the conga line, drills through the wall and throws everyone in the conga line out, and we all go into a room that's not in a phsyciatric ward.*

*For mushroom, the above vision slowly dissipates and he realises that the doctor has just given him an injection to sedate him, two huge guys are holding him down, and he finds himself in a restraining jacket!*

Do I still get to have my cupboard, or is it just an illusion now?

*may or may not be in cupboard*

For the record, youre Cupboard is not an illusion, but...

*Asks to make a phone call tyo his mum, but insteads rings the U.S army Cournel (Don't know if that was spelt right!) and arranges for three soldiers to come and destroy the medical home and let himn out, which they do immidately.*

Haha

*Sets tiger loose in conga line room.*

By the way, this is NOT an illusion and I am not in a medical room.

*injects mushroom with a retrovirus which wakes him up and causes him to realise that his last statement was wrong*

*Slaps Superpyroman in the face with a wet fish, causing her/him to realie that I am right, and she/he is wrong, as is Frederick Chopin.*






(Don't ask.)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do so like the cupboard.

And, for the record, he who slaps with wet fish is always correct. That's the word of God himself. I'll go and build a website now, then it can be official.

Spots 'Beware of the screwdriver sign' .
Takes a dislike to something so amazingly helpful appearing after it was needed
Proceeds to use sign to batter bobifier's cupboard, making it echo with loud clanging noises!

Tiger looks at the Conga line with interest and decides to join the line!!!

*Get's brass band to play to clanging*

Woo! Conga! Yeah...

*Goes back to bed in cupboard*

This would be the God you don't believe exists?

Get Him to join the conga line too!

I'm building an entirely new religion

It will be based around wet fish and piano music.

Hurrah for religion!

I might have a cupboard in it too, actually...

Oh dear... Now it's turned into the Great Conspiracy

No, it's not the Great conspiracy, it's the complete madness in the world.


now, does anyone know the purpose of this dam conga line?

*Questions the conga line about it's purpose.*

Aha!

I can tell you that!

If we didn't have a Conga line, where would we Conga...?

And, of course, it all adds to the insanity!

And of course there is a Great Conspiracy, there's a website, and they're never wrong. Mind you, there's one about penguins taking over the world, and another about the Cheese Heirarchy.

www.evilcheese.co.nr

I've got one thing two say to everyone reading this...

"WHAT THE ######?"

*Faints.*

*steps over mushroom's recumbent body without missing a beat*