diapason
Jul 12 2006, 08:56 PM
QUOTE(bobifier @ Jul 12 2006, 09:46 PM)
Heh heh heh... I've got me slippers to juggle with now.
AND JUDGING BY THE AGE OF THEM ........CAN YOU HEAR ME........they could juggle by themselves. They've still got the "Home and Colonial" label in them.
Great Aunt Dillweed
bobifier
Jul 12 2006, 09:00 PM
I REMEMBERS WHEN ONE OF ME SLIPPERS ATE ME OTHER ONE!
No, that was me dreams in me heart bypass operoperation...
New fangled 'operations', world was better off without 'em.
hazel
Jul 12 2006, 09:10 PM
Gosh its as if my entire family tree has come back to haunt me
Evening spring chickens, Flossie here, anyone care to join me in a stick of seaside rock left over from last year's Age Concern coach outing to Skeggie (or was Blackpool? They all look the same. We'll find out when we bite into it, if it's not got too squashed down the side of me Parker Knoll chair).
Now, who's got the best teeth for the first go?
Hazel Flossie
(Sounds a bit dental doesn't it)
Deborah
Jul 12 2006, 09:13 PM
QUOTE(hazel @ Jul 12 2006, 10:10 PM)
Skeggie (or was Blackpool? They all look the same).
Don't let Great Aunt Dilys hear you say that!
Choddy
Jul 12 2006, 09:16 PM
Phillys?! Did someone mention Phillys?! Didn't she move to Wales after 'er hubbie died o' pneumonia last year? Thought I'd never see the back of 'er, I did
hazel
Jul 12 2006, 09:17 PM
QUOTE(Deborah @ Jul 12 2006, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE(hazel @ Jul 12 2006, 10:10 PM)
Skeggie (or was Blackpool? They all look the same).
Don't let Great Aunt Dilys hear you say that!
It's all right, I just saw her take her hearing aid out to clean the earwax off it
Flossie
diapason
Jul 12 2006, 09:21 PM
I can LIP READ!
Great Aunt Deaf Aid
hazel
Jul 12 2006, 09:23 PM
QUOTE(diapason @ Jul 12 2006, 10:21 PM)
I can LIP READ!
Great Aunt Deaf Aid
Not without your glasses you can't
diapason
Jul 12 2006, 09:26 PM
[quote name='hazel' date='Jul 12 2006, 10:23 PM' post='357917']
[quote name='diapason' post='357914' date='Jul 12 2006, 10:21 PM']
I can LIP READ!
Great Aunt Deaf Aid
[/quote]
Not without your glasses you can't
/quote]
I've got them bisexual glasses !!!
And I'm goin to bed with a hot water bottle and a neat gin and digestive. I've got the latest "Peoples Friend" from W.H. Smith and Jones
Night dears
God Bless
Great Aunt Dilys
nicki_flute
Jul 12 2006, 09:29 PM
Night Dilys!
I need to blue rinse me hair tomorrow now..
sarah-flute
Jul 12 2006, 09:34 PM
hazel
Jul 12 2006, 09:36 PM
Night Dilys!
Off up to bed now too, Matron says we've all been up far too late tonight watching Poirot. I'm hoping that nice young YTS lad can take me up
Has anyone got an easy knitting pattern for a nice bed jacket? Now the nights are drawing in, it gets a bit nippy doesn't it.
Nighty night
Flossie
nicki_flute
Jul 12 2006, 09:55 PM
*as Nicki_flute*
But...but...I'm 17 and I love Poirot
Rainbow
Jul 12 2006, 10:39 PM
QUOTE
QUOTE(diapason @ Jul 12 2006, 10:26 PM)
I've got them bisexual glasses !!!
Aye, I need them and all too!
Time for my nightcap, I think, anyone care to join me?
nicki_flute
Jul 13 2006, 06:32 AM
I will even though it is 7.30am
maggiemay
Jul 13 2006, 08:17 AM
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 12 2006, 10:34 PM)
oh, they aren't any good for me. I've got them fairyvocals.
Flo
jod
Jul 13 2006, 08:42 AM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jul 13 2006, 09:17 AM)
QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Jul 12 2006, 10:34 PM)
oh, they aren't any good for me. I've got them fairyvocals.
Flo
Me too, those fairyvocal things, there's no nasty line in the middle. Its the reason I still drive (at 45mph regardless of the speed limit). Ooh I wish I hadn't cleaned the pantry yesterday, my ankle is the size of a tennis ball!
Got some chocolate brownies fresh out of the oven. Their my Grandson's favourite.
noodle
Jul 13 2006, 08:43 AM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jul 13 2006, 09:17 AM)
oh, they aren't any good for me. I've got them fairyvocals.
Flo
So have I Flo, and they don't help my hearing one little bit!
Aggie
maggiemay
Jul 13 2006, 10:37 AM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jul 13 2006, 09:43 AM)
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jul 13 2006, 09:17 AM)
oh, they aren't any good for me. I've got them fairyvocals.
Flo
So have I Flo, and they don't help my hearing one little bit!
Aggie
sarah-flute
Jul 13 2006, 11:26 AM
benjaminja
Jul 13 2006, 12:09 PM
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
jod
Jul 13 2006, 12:19 PM
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 01:09 PM)
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
Surely you should have it done Peach, or apricot. Lovely colours go so well with brown carpets and curtains!
katyjay
Jul 13 2006, 01:25 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 13 2006, 01:19 PM)
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 01:09 PM)
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
Surely you should have it done Peach, or apricot. Lovely colours go so well with brown carpets and curtains!
The young'uns all seem to have this Magnolia colour. I dunno, it looks like beige to me.
Frederic Chopin
Jul 13 2006, 02:23 PM
You not thinking of getting wallpaper with those lovely flowery patterns on it?
andante_in_c
Jul 13 2006, 02:29 PM
You can't go wrong with a nice anaglypta paper and mushroom paint. Doesn't show the stains.
Frederic Chopin
Jul 13 2006, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Jul 13 2006, 03:29 PM)
You can't go wrong with a nice anaglypta paper and mushroom paint. Doesn't show the stains.
Well...given the state of me poor eyes, don't think I'd even see the stains....!!! Shall try to get hold of those fairyvocal things... can we get them free?
Choddy
Jul 13 2006, 05:07 PM
Eee I don't like the sound o' these hairy locals. Them's not sounding too nice to me
Frederic Chopin
Jul 13 2006, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Choddy @ Jul 13 2006, 06:07 PM)
Eee I don't like the sound o' these hairy locals. Them's not sounding too nice to me
My dear Agatha, listen to Clari, you should go and see your GP and get a hearing aid...
*happily showing off new DIGITAL hearing aid to every one*
sarah-flute
Jul 13 2006, 07:02 PM
How can she listen if she can't hear? Maybe that is the problem...
lucietake2
Jul 13 2006, 07:32 PM
judith...i am a little confused as to how i managed to be AB and then X. dearie me these computers. dont seem to work so much for me
nicki_flute
Jul 13 2006, 07:34 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 13 2006, 01:19 PM)
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 01:09 PM)
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
Surely you should have it done Peach, or apricot. Lovely colours go so well with brown carpets and curtains!
Teehee, my cats are called Peach and Apricot.
benjaminja
Jul 13 2006, 08:37 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Jul 13 2006, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 13 2006, 01:19 PM)
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 01:09 PM)
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
Surely you should have it done Peach, or apricot. Lovely colours go so well with brown carpets and curtains!
Teehee, my cats are called Peach and Apricot.
My granddaughter wouldn't like 'em, then, she's allergic to peaches.
All these allergies, never used to 'ave 'em.
Cyrilla
Jul 13 2006, 10:08 PM
QUOTE(Choddy @ Jul 13 2006, 06:07 PM)
Eee I don't like the sound o' these hairy locals. Them's not sounding too nice to me
Eeee, hairy locals sound VERY nice to me - there's life in the old gal yet! Many a good tune played on an old fiddle, they say
katyjay
Jul 13 2006, 10:10 PM
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 09:37 PM)
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Jul 13 2006, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 13 2006, 01:19 PM)
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 13 2006, 01:09 PM)
Back in my day if ya couldn't see proper you went a work on the field. Try tellin that a them children!
What colour shall I have me living room done? Was thinking beige or, if not, light beige.
Surely you should have it done Peach, or apricot. Lovely colours go so well with brown carpets and curtains!
Teehee, my cats are called Peach and Apricot.
My granddaughter wouldn't like 'em, then, she's allergic to peaches.
All these allergies, never used to 'ave 'em.
That's the young'uns today. No backbone to any of 'em
Rainbow
Jul 13 2006, 10:10 PM
QUOTE
That's the young'uns today. No backbone to any of 'em
eee, that's right, they don't stick at anything!
lucietake2
Jul 13 2006, 10:14 PM
always quittin n changin their minds. dont know what the world's coming to. eeee you listen to my now my young lad.
Cyrilla
Jul 14 2006, 09:36 AM
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
janexxx
Jul 14 2006, 09:37 AM
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 14 2006, 10:36 AM)
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
We live longer oop t'North
Or maybe it just feels like it.
Milk Stout in the snug at lunch time anyone??
Edna
jod
Jul 14 2006, 10:57 AM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jul 14 2006, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 14 2006, 10:36 AM)
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
We live longer oop t'North
Or maybe it just feels like it.
Milk Stout in the snug at lunch time anyone??
Edna
Tempting Edna, but its a bit far from East Anglia. I'll stick to the Harvey's Bristol Cream down here.
benjaminja
Jul 14 2006, 12:48 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 14 2006, 11:57 AM)
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jul 14 2006, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 14 2006, 10:36 AM)
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
We live longer oop t'North
Or maybe it just feels like it.
Milk Stout in the snug at lunch time anyone??
Edna
Tempting Edna, but its a bit far from East Anglia. I'll stick to the Harvey's Bristol Cream down here.
Oy don't understand them northerners. They should talk proper English loyk what we does ere in good old Iiiiiiipswiiiiich. Anything else is jest forrrreign.
Oy'll stick wiv a point o' Tolly Cobbold...
jod
Jul 14 2006, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 14 2006, 01:48 PM)
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 14 2006, 11:57 AM)
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jul 14 2006, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 14 2006, 10:36 AM)
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
We live longer oop t'North
Or maybe it just feels like it.
Milk Stout in the snug at lunch time anyone??
Edna
Tempting Edna, but its a bit far from East Anglia. I'll stick to the Harvey's Bristol Cream down here.
Oy don't understand them northerners. They should talk proper English loyk what we does ere in good old Iiiiiiipswiiiiich. Anything else is jest forrrreign.
Oy'll stick wiv a point o' Tolly Cobbold...
Owe your in Iiiiipswiiiich! Oy'm not to faar from Noomarket. Aat th Foive Bells thay serve a loveley point o' Tolly laast week. Its oither thaat or Abbott.
superpyroman
Jul 14 2006, 05:31 PM
ain't there a new 'n now? east or summit like that. We jus' had north 'n south in my day!
i canny remember what accent i have. me old memory's not what it used to be.
benjaminja
Jul 14 2006, 06:38 PM
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 14 2006, 02:38 PM)
QUOTE(benjaminja @ Jul 14 2006, 01:48 PM)
QUOTE(jod @ Jul 14 2006, 11:57 AM)
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jul 14 2006, 10:37 AM)
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jul 14 2006, 10:36 AM)
Isn't it strange to see how many of these old ladies seem to live in the North of England???
We live longer oop t'North
Or maybe it just feels like it.
Milk Stout in the snug at lunch time anyone??
Edna
Tempting Edna, but its a bit far from East Anglia. I'll stick to the Harvey's Bristol Cream down here.
Oy don't understand them northerners. They should talk proper English loyk what we does ere in good old Iiiiiiipswiiiiich. Anything else is jest forrrreign.
Oy'll stick wiv a point o' Tolly Cobbold...
Owe your in Iiiiipswiiiich! Oy'm not to faar from Noomarket. Aat th Foive Bells thay serve a loveley point o' Tolly laast week. Its oither thaat or Abbott.
Oy think yow mea-un Aaaaaabbot...
Boo Radley
Jul 14 2006, 09:56 PM
Well daaaarlings, I'm from down South! *drinks tea with pinky protruding* Although, given all my terribly posh friends, one does wonder just how many ones one can fit in one sentence.
barry-clari
Jul 14 2006, 10:02 PM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Jul 14 2006, 10:56 PM)
Well daaaarlings, I'm from down South! *drinks tea with pinky protruding* Although, given all my terribly posh friends, one does wonder just how many ones one can fit in one sentence.
So am I (drinks tea from mug). I am enjoying me Rosie Lee!
(
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Oddball
Jul 14 2006, 10:03 PM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Jul 14 2006, 10:56 PM)
Well daaaarlings, I'm from down South! *drinks tea with pinky protruding* Although, given all my terribly posh friends, one does wonder just how many ones one can fit in one sentence.
I'm from the south too, Mr Radley.
'cept I is more farmer like....
nicki_flute
Jul 15 2006, 07:19 AM
QUOTE(Oddball @ Jul 14 2006, 11:03 PM)
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Jul 14 2006, 10:56 PM)
Well daaaarlings, I'm from down South! *drinks tea with pinky protruding* Although, given all my terribly posh friends, one does wonder just how many ones one can fit in one sentence.
I'm from the south too, Mr Radley.
'cept I is more farmer like....
Teehee. And I am just from in the middle where we BREW our tea Edna
JuliaR
Jul 15 2006, 01:16 PM
aw man they've removed the singing video...i was getting excited after reading everyone's reviews...
elliewelly
Jul 15 2006, 01:55 PM
I watched it with interest! She could definitely sing, but the voice didn't fit the body. I really hope the girl gets some instruction on how not to wreck her voice, before some promoter or record company discovers her and exploits her. Not many kids have a powerful voice like that, but she definitely needs harnessing in the right direction. She wasn't always in tune and I'm also worried about the effect of yelling like that on her larynx. I'm another one who'd rather hear tuneful purity than shouting like that.
Ellie (Olive?)
Car Expert
Jul 15 2006, 01:58 PM
Updated List:The Lady Members of OLTVA (Old-Ladies' Traditional Values Association)- rosfrog ~ Renie (Founder)
- Boo Radley ~ Gladys/Mabel
- sarah-flute ~ Doris
- Cyrilla ~ Gertrude
- andante_in_c ~ Peggy
- bobifier ~ Maricia
- katyjay ~ Maud
- sbhoa ~ Ethel
- Amber ~ Winifred
- janexxx ~ Edna
- Choddy ~ Agatha
- Oddball ~ Deirdre
- Car Expert ~ Judith
- diapason ~ Great Aunt Dilys
- noodle ~ Agnes
- Chaos_91 ~ Venetia
- nicki_flute ~ Dorothy
- benjaminja ~ Gretchen
- barry-clari ~ Beryl
- JudithJ ~ Martha
- Deborah ~ Enid
- maggiemay ~ Flo
- jod ~ Elsie
- superpyroman ~ Mildred
- Rainbow ~ Iris
- The Oboemeister ~ Vera
- SuzyMac ~ Lillian
- lucietake2 ~ Alma
- Frederic Chopin ~ Claribel
- Bob ~ Doreen
- Lady Bobbington ~ Joan
- hazel ~ Flossie
- elliewelly ~ Olive
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