Ooooh me 'ead Add!! Me poor poor 'ead! 'Ow we gonna knit summink what is as big as that??! I needs a pineapple juice or summink....stick a bottle of Malibu in it an' all if ya like...ta dear...

I'll bring ya caffy tear up Dilly, when I got over me shock, darlin'. Night night, sweet.

EEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

YA NIPPIN ME NIPS - B L I M E Y

Give over- ya big gels blouse!

Sorry ya missed me- was tickling () me ivories.

When's my wedding?

Friday twenty aiff of September...me an' Addy are free at two firty ducky. Better 'ave a word wiv Dilly Dally, dear...she's gorn all sulky abaht it.

Can't stop nah Ticklish...I gotta cast on 150,000 stitches fer Dilly's marquee dress....1...2..3...4...5...6..oops dropped one...1...2...3....

Some local kids say they found this - dropped off our cart the other day when we went to the market. Now they've finished playing 'space rockets' with it, they thought they'd bring it back.........as one saggy boob said to another - oh you've hear that one already have you?!

flippin' 'eck!! I never saw nuffing like it in all me life, Dizzy, no I ain't sin the like of it in all me life, Dizzy, dear!

I can't take no more excitement tanite gels. I'm orf ta me bed! Better take Dilly's caffy tear up else she'll sulk agen!

Night night ladies xxxxxxx

*OORFFFFF* - there - just about squeezed Dilys' bra into the wash. Should be nice and fresh for the wedding.


Goodnight gels x

But Addy, you'd spurn the attention I lavished on the puy lentils?

croissants, croissants d'amandes, pain au chocolat or pain au raisin freshly baked this morning. Your choice of: du cafe, du the, au du chocolat chaud pour boisson.

Oooh yummers chummers! Pain au chocolat seel voo play, avec cafe cheers me larvely.

I'll 'ave a crumpet drippin' wiv bu'er sill voo play, Summat darlin'

Mercy boo coo la ducky x

what like this?



Would you like salted butter like what you get in England or the Unsalted stuff you get around here.

Home made blackberry jam?

Agghhh...ya pinched me picture..cheeky monkey you are Summat, ya reelly is a cheeky monkey an' no mistake!

Unsalted bu'er please sweet. Gotta watch me colly esteroll. Got any plum jam, please?

Ta ducky. Got any tea made 'ave ya swee'eart? Fank you kindly dear x

Tea tea! I like tea!

Am losing weight specially for wedding dress!

Couldn't find any plums, but there's greengage or damson.

Ooh damson would go dahn a treat, luvvy. Fanking you!

Stroof Ticklish...you's only got two weeks darlin'! Are you's 'avin' ya jaw wired up or summink dear?

I'm walking a lot wiv me zimmer frame- bless ya darlin', I'll manage it!

Ok sweet...mind 'ow ya go won't ya?

I got me stitches cast on fer Dillys frock. I'm gonna knit a picture of an organ an' put on it. What sort of organ shall I do dear? Seein' as you knows a lot abaht 'em I fought I would pick your brains while Dilly picks 'er nose agen...Dilly!!! Will ya stop that now, please ya makin' me stomache churn over... 'Ere...I 'ope noses don't run in the Dally family, Ticklish!!! Hehehe!!

Kettle's on...

Can I 'ave a big one wiv a lot o' pipes? And four manuals wiv a 32 foot pedal stop? Thank ye kindly!

Milk no sugar!

Hello girls! So, when's this wedding? Fast mover that Diapson fella isn't he?!

Ginger snap anyone?

Stroof lovey...dunno abaht all them pipes an' stuff I'll stick a pianer on it instead..they looks the same reelly don't they me old duck?

'Ere's ya tea darlin'. Wanna jaffa cake an' all do ya?

'Ello Jeronimo, sweet! Ain't sin ya fer ages darlin'. Where ya bin then? Comin' to the weddin' are ya?

'Ey, pianners ain't organs! Could I just 'ave a few pipes?

You read me mind- jaffa cake in be!

I love a good wedding, or a bad one for that matter, hehehe! Am I invited then?

I've been in Provence, seeing the sights with my old friend Henri - most delightful it was too!

Special invite for you, love!

'Ere y'are then...I don't won't you sulkin' an' all...me nerves wouldn't take it, they reelly reelly wouldn't take it




That do ya will it darlin'?

Who's Henri then, Joannie?

Ooh lovely, it's all new and shiny!

Thanks, err - sorry, I don't know your name ...

Henri, Liddy? I can't remember how I met him in the first place, it was quite a long time ago though. A few days after I arrived here, I found him cycling about in a black beret and a stripy shirt and I thought to myself 'I know you!' and I did! Hadn't seen him in months years, yet there he was, not quite as large as life as I remembered but then, if he's cycling all the time, it's only to be expected .

Oh...that's a bit odd innit Jen hen? 'As 'e never stopped cyclin' then since ya last sees 'im? Poor love...bring 'im in an' I'll give 'im a good meat pud, ducky. Or 'as 'e cycled orf again?

I be ticklish in name and nature hehe!

Oooh, can us see another wedding coming?

Enough talk of wedding plans and such things. We have to have a party for Summat's granddaughter who has just had the result of her exam. Cider anyone? Daisy is making a cake too I think. I heard her bashing away in the kitchen a moment ago.

Here y'are ducky..best I could do in the time I 'ad...good to you's ain't I?





'Ere Add...what's this all abaht then?

I've made some cider cake and drop scones with bilberry sauce. No Liddy, they are not scones that I've dropped on the floor.........well, not all of them anyway.
Shall we open this lovely bottle of Calvados to celebrate the exam??
I've got my wedding outfit, but it's a secret at the moment
OK, who's for a sing song then.
We can't go home girls, they've stopped all movement of livestock due to paw and whiskers disease, no old goats allowed in or out............get it????
Great Aunt May, who's already had one bottle of calvados

Party!

Party!

Party!

Can we play musical statues?

So we're stuck in France?

Here's my new dress for the wedding



DO you like it Liddy???

Thinking about it Lidd, it's a bit staid and boring for moi, this is more my style



Which one girls?? Or should I wear the suit in the day and the red in the evening??
Great aunt May.

That's right smashin' darlin'! You's gonna need a bit added on the jacket if ya don't mind me sayin' so ducky. I was finkin' of free feet or so on the waist!! Love the fruit basket on top of ya 'ead an' all! You's gonna look stunnin', dear xx



(ya added the red one cheeky fing!!!) I likes the red one dear. Very "You" if ya get me meanin'!



**It worked!!!! **

May? You can stop being a statue for the moment - game hasn't started yet.....and yes the dresses look smashing!

Ta everso, to quote Liddy.
Yes, the red is more me I think.
Calvados anyone.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I've found the perfect one



This is it
May

That's the one right enuff May!!

I'll 'ave a nice glass a veeno blonk if you would be so kind May...boo boo bee do!!!!

I'm so proud of my grand-daughter she's worked so hard to get that result. Sings like an Angel... sharp she doesn't sing sharp! - Oh well we there so much flat singing its an easy mistake.

Ooh and you've made a cake for her, how kind. She will appreciate it.

She's just sent you all a case of Verve Clicquot to thank you for your kind wishes. She is very touched with your response.

I may be summat else, but she's summat special too!

Not much cake left now. or much booze for that matter. Hic..ooo pardon moi. Hic....hic.
That Summat's granddaughter did allright. Did we give her any lessons Lidd? I can't remember. Hic hic. oops I fell over again!
Shall we have a barby later on? We could invite Clod and the ponies. I'll go and collect some fire wood too and then we can keep warm if it goes on until the small hours. Oops.... hic hic I fell over again. It must be something that I ate.

Excusez-moi......



BBBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!



That's better!

Thanks for the party earlier. I've prepared some kebabs for the barby, theres boeuf, agneau, saumon + some fab vegetarian options. I've still got some of the veg from yesterday so theres, aubergine, courgette, tomates et ongions.

That all sounds rather good Summat. I think that Clod was around earlier and May and Lidd too. We could combine it with a Wedding's On party too. I've got the fire going and there is plenty of best Normandy cider and the Mayor and his wife are going to pop in later too. Pass your glasses.

Cor....smashin' bonfire ya got goin' there Add! I fahnd some old rubbish ta go on it. This moth eaten flea ridden old rug can go on...whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at it go gels!!!

Where's the fireworks then?

[quote name='DaisyChain' date='Sep 14 2007, 09:40 PM' post='591388']
Cor....smashin' bonfire ya got goin' there Add! I fahnd some old rubbish ta go on it. This moth eaten flea ridden old rug can go on...whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at it go gels!!!

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Anyone sin me fur coat gels? I'm avin it de-bugged fert weddin'

[quote name='diapason' date='Sep 14 2007, 09:49 PM' post='591397']
[quote name='DaisyChain' date='Sep 14 2007, 09:40 PM' post='591388']
Cor....smashin' bonfire ya got goin' there Add! I fahnd some old rubbish ta go on it. This moth eaten flea ridden old rug can go on...whee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at it go gels!!!

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Anyone sin me fur coat gels? I'm avin it de-bugged fert weddin'
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Errr....flippin' 'eck Dilly!!! Ya sed the weddin's orf gel! Shall I fish it aht of the embers then ducky? There might be a sleeve or summink left of it.....

Everso sorry Dilly Dally darlin'...


**Gawd Add..now what??**

Am I still strong and single then?