Yes please Add. I have a headache. Own fault though, I had a glass of red wine with my beef at lunch time, and am suffering for it now.
And it will get worse Add, I have to go out tonight with Barry. We are going to Symphony Hall to listen to Chris Rea. Very noisy what??
May goes upstairs to get ready singing, "This is the road to that hot place"
Carrot Cake??
May.

Out with that Barry Parry, May? Heavens woman, what are you thinking of? You'd be safer out with a band of pythons, old bean. The very idea!

Lidd seems to have gone off again and so does Tickles and so I am going to have an evening in by the fire. I am going to bring some of the snow in on a tray to do some model making. It's a bit too cold outside to do it there.

I may make a new hat too.

NO Addy, not Clarry Larry, another Barry that I know and you don't He's very good with his hands............plays the guitar a treat.
Clarri is more an octopus than a python Add, an instrument in each tentacle........a clarinet, a saxaphone, a descant recorder and so on.
Mr Rea was very good Addy, if a little loud, but I just turned my hearing aids down a bit. The intro to "The Road to that hot place" was very good. He did the blues as well. All he needs to add in is some jazz and he'll be able to do the lot
What did you model in snow Addy?? Did you put it in the freezer??
May.

Yes, you are right about Barry Parry, May. An octopus if ever I saw one! A one-man band wot ought to be banned as Liddy would say.

My snow model was not really a success so I just added it to the stew pot instead. It seemed a pity to waste good snow.

I have decided to sel my natural horn on ebay. I had reached dizzy heights with it and now i want to try an alphorn instead. I am going to have some yodelling lessons too and then try one of those grade one challenge things. Do you think that I would get any sponsors from the Camel?

I'm particularly proud of my kazooing. People flock for many miles to see me on a kazoo.

Riding cowboy style.......

No, no! You are thinking of a kangaroo! Harry Parry is hopeless on one of those. No sense of balance at all!
Haddock Lil was particularly taken with his kazoo though. No taste, that one!

Did you know that the opposite of a kangaroo is a can'tgaroo? Liddy's bert invented that one. Terrible isn't it!

Add, I didn't think that snake lady read this thread Maybe she does after all
Hello BOA
There's a lot more to Larry than meets the eye Add, clarinet, saxaphone, descant, kazoo...........did you hear him on that thing, awful wasn't it?? Nearly as bad as moi, you only have to ask that singing lady, Katyjoy to verify that She was next to me on her recorder.
Anyway Add, did you have a good day??
Where are Lidd, Tickles, Rhonda and Joanie???
May.

Yes, the snake lady is back. Hi Feather old thing. (Very old thing indeed!) How's your snakes dear? Her niece was down in Anglesey the other day playing with the Marquis' fine instrument.

I don't know where the others have gone but they've been gone for several days. Up to no good I'll be bound! No better than they ought, that lot. Not a touch of refinement between the lot of them.

Do you think that Feather Boa wants a panad? She's gone a bit quiet. Perhaps it is because the second snake is wrapped around her throat a bit too friendly-like? She does look a bit purple.

A good day? I think so. I really can’t remember.

Can't remember Add??? How many gins have you had dear?? Too many by the sound of it.
I think that they've all gorn orf with Larry and Winford, dressed in cycling shorts and drinking my favourite scotch, up to Scotland, and moved in with Joanie. Bet they've even taken Tickles rather large organ and Barking Tom on the top
Bet that BOA woould love a Panad, expecially if I made some carrot cake to go with it.
May.

Make it a panad quick May. Feather is looking rather unwell now. That snake is being far too friendly, hanging on to her neck like that. She looks as if she could use a glass of your favourite tipple too, and rather fast if she is going to survive the advances of said snake.

I am off for a ride on Dobbin. See you later. Tally ho old duck.

Was that home made carrot cake I saw going around and a nice panad to dunk it in?
Don't want none of that supermarket rubbish!
Best keep the rodents out of the way, it's a while since my pets had fresh meat.....

ALways home-made Boa, have a slice, do



Did you have a good ride Addy. No falling off I trust. Did you have a ride past Plas Newydd, where I did my triumphant recital on the joanna? I'll have to do my performance diploma soon on my trumpet Add. Can you coach me dear?

Add, they have some ladies cycling shorts in Lidl on offer, shall I buy us some??

May.

I had a lovely ride thanks, Great May. We went along the new footpath round the village, past the Camel and down towards the old quarry. I didn't fall off and I didn't nod off either. It has been known!

Still no sign of the others? They must have had a good weekend. I expect that they will surface soon.

Want to have a go on my new and extra-large supersized crunhorn May? I made it from a kit. Good innit?

Love the new crummyhorn Add. The kit was a good idea, I like recycling. The baked bean can in the middle was novel, and the ring pulls for keys was brilliant
Shall we go for a swift half in the camel Add??
May.

Hello girls!

Did you miss us? Would have come back sooner if we hadn't got snowed in. Just as well we weren't wearing cycling shorts really.

Well you should be Joanie, thay are all the rage here in Anglesea. We have 2 pairs each on offer from Lidl.
Bryn the singer nearly passed out with passion when he saw Addy in hers down the Camel. Said he'd never seen anything like it in his life I bet he hadn't. He's led a very sheltered life you know.
Panad??
May.

Well where is everyone then??
Helooooooooooooooooooooo, anyone there. I'm here but I'm not all there
Ah well, I'll make a panad, and some Bara Brith.
May.

Well really!!! Well..flippin' 'eck an' blimey stroof...words fail me gels, they reelly reelly do fail me fer once I can't get me words outa me mahf..

That bus driver..well...

*Stick the kettle on an' stick it on nah May. Ta ducky

Afternoon Lidd, there's some strange goings-on on other threads today. They're casting nasturtiums on my character because I showed 'em my lacy gloves. Lidd, racy gloves are a neccessity when you have hot flushes like I get..........you have to have the holes to keep cool
Here's a panad and some bara brith.

May.

*opens door*

Hello, not sure if any of you lot remember me, I've been away for a while, visiting my niece in Bournemouth, anyway, how are you all doing?

Millidot

Hello There Dottie,
When you were away in BOurnemouth, did you paddle?? Did you see Winford and Larry??
May.

Well, if it ain't old Millipede! I'd forgotten all abaht ya bin wonderin' where you've bin. Alright are ya ducky?

Nice barmy broth May. Ta dear. Still gettin' them hot flash fings eh? Fought ya woulda bin long past them gel. Bloomin' mennypaws eh? Men don't know they is born.

Stick kettle on Milli whiles you is up. ta everso.

Ay, I had a good paddle, but I tell you, it was everso cold! Not to be recommended when it's raining...my niece did warn me, but I was determined, but ran home chilled to my bones afterwards.

Anyway, anyway, enough about me, how are you two getting on?

Here's tea

Do you like my new tea cosy, all the way from Bournemouth?

An absolute clucking cosy.
I'm alright thanks.
May.

Ooh nice cuppa tea fank you kindly Millpond

I bin alright dear. Fings just plod along fer ya pal Liddy an' Stoopid Bert. How old is this "niece" of yorn then? Diddun know you 'ad a niece sweet.

Luvverly tea cosy type fingy dear. Not as nice as mine though eh?



'Ere Milly, get me tea cosy orf ya 'ead...daft old bag fing..

ahhh methinks it rather suits me! Though I prefer mine.

My niece is in her 20's...Getting old now aren't they...

Hello girls!

Lovely tea cosy you've got there Millipede. (Shouldn't someone tell her how ridiculous she looks? )

Don't Juney, let her think she's the bees' knees. Poor old bat thing. She's been in Bournemouth for ages. What's the prison there called???
May.

Oh yes, I know the one you mean dear. Probably best we don't mention it infront of her though, those sorts are easily provoked.

Oi, I heard that, you two! This tea cosy had multiple purposes! Just you wotcha!

*leaves in huff*

Oh dear Joanie, do you think we've upset her

Ooh..look at 'er goin' orf in a huff!! Come back Millipede!



*Anyone sin Dilly Dally lately? *

I have a couple of days away and then come back to find you all wearing tea cosies on your heads!! You are mad, the lot of you.

Hi Millidotty. Nice to see you here again. Good of you to drop in. Got any cake? Never drop in without comestibles. .

I've put the kettlle on and made some Victoria Sandwich, pikelets, and cucumber sandwiches.
Anyone??








May.

Wow, that's quite a lot of cake... Had some time on your hands, have you dear?

Yes I have dear No one was coming out to play
I've run out of sugar and flour now, ah well. Have to do the Waitrose skips later. Addy always does the Lidl ones.............no class that woman
Want a pair of my glass earrings Joanie?? Made them from a milk bottle.
May.

No class? May, how could you! I used to do the Tesco skips until they put a guard dog on patrol there. Now I try to do the Asda ones.

Posh butties though, May. Bung us another of those white ones.

Sorry, I've been trying out my new cycling shorts. It's been raining though and they don't seem to be very waterproof.
How about the Morrisons skips? Or is that even less classy?
I'd love a pair....they look a bit sharp though!

Morrisons skips are the best. Full of dead Easter eggs they are now.

YOu 2 will be the death of me. Asda and Morrisons..........humph
Waitrose is the best. Even the rats in the skips have plums in their mouths
May.

Well, what a waste of good plums then! Most of the rats that I have seen like meat and chocolate rather than fruit. So does Liddy's Bert come to thing of it. No five-a-day for him!

Panad anyone? Eddie and Dobbin are in the kitchen because of the bad weather but there is room for a few more.

Look what I got in the post this morning girls!

Berlin, Germany
April 2008

Hello Jeannie,

I thought that by now some of you might be wondering where I am. Well, I've come to the homeland of one of my idols, Bach. Yes, that's right - I'm sending you this from Berlin. Have arranged to buy a little cottage in Essen; the local men have been most helpful and the organs are truly wonderful!

Please say hello to the other ladies, and Lidd, for me. You must all come and visit soon!

Yours, Tickles x

'Ere..what's all this "uvver ladies an' Lidd"?? I can be a lady if I put me mind to it. I got meself some holly helli lessons on 'ow ta talk proper..an' I 'ad ta walk arahnd wiv a broom 'andle stuffed dahn me back an' books stuck on me 'ead an' all. Weren't my fault they froo me aht after a week. They reckon they can't do nuffing for me. Bloomin' cheek they got

Wondered where Ticklish was. 'As she gorn off wiv Off His Head Tim then? Bet she is 'avin' a good time eh? Mebbe we could go an' see 'er. Addy's mate won a few bob on the lotty fing. What d'ya reckon then?

Mebbe not..I'll stick kettle on instead.

Tickles is coming to Wales then! Great ! We are the land of the Bachs after all. Well done Tickles, good choice!

Pass us a panad someone.

'Ere Add..when is me an' you orf ta Francis then? I got me bag packed already.

'Ere's ya panad ducky.

Fairly soon I think. I can't remember where I am going to though. I need a holiday Lidd. How about that Limoges place? I like the big blond cows that they have there. We could go on a cow spotting trip!

I wanna go to that Bon Bon place an' see the 'ouse where me boy Wiggy was born. Is that in France then Add? I was never good at jography at school. You is reelly clever Add ya reelly reelly is very clever..is Bon Bon in France then Add, is it Add?

'Ave anuvver panad while I get me map aht the shed. Be back in a minnit dear.

Yes, bon-bons are French, Lidd. They are those big pink sweet things rolled in coloured icing sugar that pull your fillings out when you chew hard. We went to Luggage van's house a while ago. You got us thrown out for playing the old boy's best piano if you recall. We got banned from several places on that trip. It was great fun!

So Italy it is then?

Did we? Yeah so we did. I fought that was in Ostria dear. That was where me boy went ta meet 'is maker, swee'eart. Gawd bless 'im. I wanna see the 'ouse what 'e was BORN in dear. Flippin' 'eck Add. That win 'as gorn ta ya head

'Ere we are dear..look at me map..stroof it's covered in dust an' all sorts..

Errrrr...which way up does it go Add?

Italy?? Bonn ain't in Italy Add...even ya daft old pal Liddy knows Bonn ain't in Italy. Need a lie dahn do ya dear?