QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Jan 6 2009, 04:55 PM)
Don't know where Liddy is Madd, last I saw of her at Leeds, she'd got into Gerald "Fingers" Flute's posh jag and they sped away into the distance
Yooeee gels! I woz only in Gerry Cans' car coz I dropped me 'phone an' I dropped me watch an' I dropped me 'phone (agen!) in me mug of tea an' it got right soaked but it's Ok nah!
Don't you be startin' no roomers wiv ya big mahf Maybeline Pole!
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Jan 7 2009, 09:21 AM)
Whats this I hear about Liddy ? Getting into a posh Jag. Looks like Ive had it now. Cant compete with my Volvo! And whats more he's stolen my identity. My nickname at school was 'Fingers' !!
Don't ya be takin' no notice of May! She's only jellus 'cos I got ta feel arahnd Gerry's car an' she diddun'! I woz only lookin' for me 'phone dear! Besides, Gerry's car ain't gotta posh handbrake like wot yours 'as got ducky
QUOTE(petrat @ Jan 7 2009, 10:11 AM)
Well Lidd, that'll sort that Fred out once and for all! Mrs Fred would have a word with him with her rolling pin if only she knew what he got up to behind her back, poor dear.
What ya's on abaht an' all Madd? You's an' old bore what would make someone sick if they rubbed your nose ya great old plantpot
Anyways, I got ta sing wiv 'Umber Bridge in Leeds..an' old Rusty Bucket filmed us an' we is gonna be on Test Tube or summink like that or the telly mebbe? You's gonna watch it then Madd?
Gawd stroof but it's cold right enuff! I got me extra fermals on top of me fermals an' I'm still bloomin' cold
I'm orf ta cuddle me cat.