QUOTE(The Old Lady @ Jun 11 2009, 06:26 PM)
Lydia Coal Bunker is your woman...........very clever, wit as sharp as a scythe, and humorous with it
Why do you want Bakewell Tart, when you could have had pikelets with blueberry jam?Quick Lidd, you keep him talking, whilst I get the men with the straight jackets
Are there men who think then??
I thought Lydia was Fred's woman - I don't want to get a black eye for stealing someone else's gal
Joan Bakewell is not a tart, she is crump........Oh, I get it
. Ha Ha, good joke May. I don't actually like bakewell tart - too almondy for me, I prefer pikelets, crumpets, and crumpet.
I never wear straight jackets, mine are all styled - they do more for my manly figure
So you can send those men away again.
Are there men who think??? Men invented thinking. That's what got them into trouble in the Garden of Eden.