Yoo hoo ladies! I'm 'ere! Bit late, but I 'ope ya got some a that nice stoo left, Add. Ta darlin'. I saw that George fella on the way 'ere. 'E says 'e's lookin' fer the dragon. I says "ya met Addy before, sweet". Funny innit? Anyways, I give 'im a big Liddy 'ug and sent 'im on 'is way. Poor fella- what you's pickin' on 'im for anyways?
Well, d'ya like me 'ats darlins? I'm right proud of 'em I reelly am! Yours is the bloo one Add, and mines cream wiv luvverly pictures on. Harrys is the pink one! Try it on Add- I wanna make sure it fits ya
'ead darlin'. ooo ya look smashin'!!
We don't need Philma 'ere. 'E'll only run off wiv our outfits. Larrys comin' over to sort out the stag do. We ladies gonna 'ave an 'en night then? We could sit in ya yard wiv all your hens ay Add? Be a laff won't it??
I 'ad me second singin' lesson tonite gels! I managed a top F apparently! Broke every glass in me 'ouse as well as me teachers specs! Poor fella- looked like that Mr Magoo off the telly! I did laff though!
We sang abaht Bridget layin' over troubled water by that Lemon and Carbunkle pair. Nice toon innit? D'ya want me ta sing it at ya weddin, May, ay May? What d'ya say May?
Pass us a glass of clarinet then gels. That singin' dries ya froat don't it? Ta ladies.
'Ere May- where ya goin' on ya Funnymoon fing then? Me an' Add always go away wiv Philma don't we Add? We'll be comin' wiv yous two darlin'! That'll be nice won't it??