QUOTE(Dangermouse @ Jul 15 2006, 03:08 AM)

squeak squeak!!
Sniff! Sniff! a rodent with halitosis

, pooooooh, smell it all the way down here in sunny Spain. Squeaky please, please sign up for our null square, double tailed T, regression programme. You'll feel at home with all the other laboratory specimens we have down here. You'll particularly enjoy the colonic washout, which is carried out so that we can use a least squares integration, parameter analysis which measures the total number of brain cells passed in your stools. I'm using a modal model to predict most of yours are in your Anal Recess Spheroidal Endothelium.
Suzy Quack is our pre-registration house officer specialising in podiatrics(when she gets time off from her piano student/teacher programme and cafe wine tasting) and is deft at clipping teeeny weeeny mousy claws. She's not a registered medic as yet, but you mind that will you?. We'll even lay on "Stephen Hough-Wood in disguise" to play the Ballade in G, (even though he has advanced carpal arthritis), while the clippings procedure is being carried out.
Come on 'Squeaky', my little smelly, friend, what do you say? We can send some guys in white coats to collect you, from you bolthole, whooops! mousehole. Bring you feline friend if you wish, you'll need some company.