http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/

Type in your name and surname and it guesses a job for you!

My ideal job is a mad scientist which is scary seeing I'm doing a science degree!!!

My ideal job is a Big Game Hunter...
Or a Sewage Worker when including my middle name...

Car Expert

Mine is spot on:

Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

I am a stripper.

Mine is a Superhero.

Type in CMORRIS .



Oh, did you put your middle name in? I don't get that .

Brain surgeon.

Or LCleverdon

Teaching pensioners to drive.

A shoplifting! I don't even get the grace of being a noun...

I am a sandwich board advertiser! YAAAY!

Depends what parts of your name you put in there!

So I am choosing between Movie Star, Traffic Warden and Emperor of All the World !!!
Decisions decisions...

It has a genuine system, though, since it always comes up with the same thing for each name.

I am a Movie Star. Yesterday I actually got offered a job making sausages in a local butcher (true). Yuck! I hate meat!

yes, all of them

First name = Rabbit Slayer
Middle name = Dietician
Surname = Village idiot
First and middle names = Office numpty
Middle and surnames = Street sweeper
Full name = Topless model

About to change my name by deed poll. Apparently I should be a suicide bomber. WANT A DIFFERENT NAME!!!!

Excellent


That's too funny!

I should be a movie star

(just put a friend's in *hysterical laughter*)

I should have been a builder.

I've just put in my middle name and it now says I should be a Speaking Clock Standin.

One of my best friends gets porn star, insurance fraudster, trained assassin or mad scientist, depending on what name combo you put in.

I feel slightly worried....

Panto dame, Member of the Scottish Parliament or a jungle explorer. Still, it's better than some others we've had. Noodelz will become the speaking clock apparently.

When I just put in my name and surname, it says I want to be a Animal therapist, which is weird as i am planning to be a zoologist which is not to different, but when I put in my middle name, it says I want to be a complete and utter nutter, which is probably more fitting.

I second that!

If we both applied, I'd get the job easily over you.

That's because I would let you have it. It's your calling.

Well I'm between a Church Minister ( first and second name), a Circus Freak ( first name) or a Pole Dancer ( full name)

That thing's wierd!

You are so kind.

prime minister. great...

I'll second that! My ideal job is apparently a housekeeper...... Scary 'cause it could be true..... Really interesting site though....







This becomes even more worrying.... Who created this site??!
My first name came up with 'Fluffy Bunny Trainer'; middle name 'Lumberjack' and surname 'Prime Minister'!!!!

Oh and the CMORRIS thing was hilarious.....

I got 'garden gnome' I know I'm small, but really!!!

Are you made of clay?

Yes, that must be it.

ROFLMHO

My mum is a headteacher!

My dad's a Porn Star!

VN

First name: Rally car driver
First & last : Cowboy!! lol
Full : Super model!??!!
xx

First + Last - Mermaid
All - Pirate! Coool
First - Pupeteer



Any combination gives me a fab job

Apparantly I'm going to be a Professional Pirate!!

Well, I should have been a lap dancer! Time for a career change?

Dentist!!!!!!!!!! DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Bag is a DENTAL PHOBIC....

Am now gonna have to curl up in my cat basket looking wan for the rest of the day with the curtains drawn...

I'm a mad scientist too. Scarily accurate!

I'm a shoplifter

Jungle Explorer...

Could be kinda fun.

Apparently I should be a professional tramp!
Sounds good to me!

Bunjee Jumper

I have just tried variations of my name and as well as lap dancer it has now suggested pole dancer and stripper! Where did it go so very wrong! My two cats are supposed to be a dog walker and a suicide bomber . I won't tell them.

Are you hiding something?

A fluffy bunny trainer
I actually want to be a performer in shows. Then when I get to old for that a teacher of piano and singing or something like that.

Fluffy Bunny Trainer for first and second name
Dentist for full name
Bearded Lady in the circus for Hellokitty
Sewage Worker for Miss Sleepybye (one of my other nicknames) lol x

When I tell it I am callled mushroom, It says i should be a MSP, what the heck is that?