Take him swimming and then to the park I was doing this the other week, and it works... or take him to pc world, and have a go on the face distorter cameras he found them really funny.

Would you volunteer to look after a four year old for the day?

I'm not sure I'd volunteer....I would probably do it if asked

Are you wearing a ring?

No.

Why are you driving your car in your bedroom?

erm... thats news to me

Why 20 questions?

because it's better than 21.

What's your preferred sort of exercise?

Walking to my car!!! No, seriously, I do enjoy walking!

Do you have your five portions of fruit and veg per day?

Not every day but I do try!

Did you have a good weekend?

Yes thank you!

Do you keep a personal diary/journal?

When I have the time.

How long do you leave birthday cards on the mantel piece for?

*Running out of ideas...*

A couple of days usually.

Why are you running out of ideas?

One can never be too sure about these things...

Did you know that there's a spider on the wall behind you?

What? Where?!

Do you like leeks?

Yes!

Do you like elephants?

Yes... collect figures


Do you like penguins?

Mildly.

What phone do you have?

Umm...A Motorola Razr I think - not so good with mobiles!

Are you also wearing a scarf, or am I the only 'odd' one here?

I think you know the answer to that Floss! xx

What time does it start to get dark where you are?

9ish - we watched the sunset last night

Do you near to a river?

Err...I live near the Thames (10 minute walk or so)

list five uses for a paper clip.


**I was driving home from a lesson last night at 7.45 with my car lights on!!!**

1 - If the part of a zip you pull breaks off, you can replace it with a paper clip.
2 - Makeshift tie pin.
3 - Can be used to pick locks (Or so I've been told ).
4 - Extraction of magnesium .
5 - Tie hundreds of them together and make a skipping rope!




When does it get light in the morning where you are?

**7.45? The nights are drawing in already .**

I get up for work at 7.00am and it's light then...so I would guess about 6ish??

List five uses for a drawing pin!



*Well done for the others Wossy!**

1 - Practical jokes (Don't ask...)
2 - Err, putting notices up?
3 - Conduction of electricity in chemistry experiments, if they're not plastic I suppose .
4 - For carving intricate details in wood. ( - not my own suggestion...)
5 - You can stare at them and wonder what wonderful uses they have.

List 5 uses for an elastic band.

1. To ping at somebody
2. To hold a bundle of pencils together
3. To put on model aircraft propellors
4. To wrap round your finger to see how quickly it goes mauve( )
5. To put round your wrist "just in case I need it" (one of my ex bosses used to do that!!)


list 5 uses for kitchen towel

1. To get too soggy and rip in half just at the crucial moment
2. To unwind and roll all around the kitchen and then not wind back up properly so that you get fed up and dump the whole thing in the bin
3. To make Egyptian mummies from
4. To be not quite thick enough and leak juice onto your new white shirt, even when you wad the entire sheet up into a little ball
5. To be decorated with pretty flowers, which is all very nice because I use that pattern on purpose to go with my kitchen walls and ceiling

List five uses for prittstick...?

1. to make your fingers sticky
2. to make your tongue slimy when you lick your fingers off
3. to sniff and attract funny glances
4. to use to prop up plugs that won't stay in their sockets
5. to rub on the walls in a fit of anguish and despair

give two reasons why you might use an umbrella in good weather.

1. To look good with my matching propeller cap, swimming costume, b*m bag and knee high socks.
2. If you carry it around closed, you can store things in it, like a sweet you haven't finished sucking.

What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?

Far too many to choose from! The one which springs to mind is when I was trapped in a revolving door .

Who is your favourite author?

Sorry, Floss xxx

My favourite author is Thomas Hardy.

What book has had the biggest impact on you? (Fact or fiction).

Again, too many to choose from! In the last few weeks though, Alan Titchmarsh's 'Nobbut a Lad' has made me see things differently.

Do you believe in fate?

**It's ok - I laugh about it now that the bruises are gone! **

Yes, I do...what will be will be

Do you like to have a routine or take each day as it comes?


**That's OK then, Floss! x**

A routine.

Are you supposed to be working at the moment?

Err...yes...errr...no....errr.....Ok, yes!!!! (Don't tell anyone though will you? xx)

I take it your working day is quiet at the moment?!!

I'm 'taking a break'.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Natural yoghurt and some raspberries.

List 3 uses for blu-tack .

1. Putting on someones chair so they sit on it( )
2. Hanging Christmas decs (then avoiding them all as they fall off the wall/down from the ceiling)
3. Making animal shapes (I have a penguin!!)


What/who are you thinking about right now?

(I have a snail!)


The one person who has made me incredibly confused, bewildered and besotted in one simple step!


What did you have/are you going to have for lunch?

Am having cold pasta from last night.

Are you watching neighbours?

No, Neighbours is a load of old rubbish LOL

Are you happy?

No

Make as many words as you can from the notes on a keyboard (i.e. A B C D E F G A)

FAB
FAD
FED
GAB
BAG
CAB
DAB
BAD
BED
BEG
CAD
BEAD
FADE
BADE
CAGE
CAFE
FACE
DEAF

I'd think of more but don't have time...

(Sorry to hear you're not feeling happy DC )

What is the first thing you do when you get in?

Well done Littlelady87!!! A good list there. Our posts have crossed. My "No" answer was for the Neighbours question! But thank you for your concern anyway! I am slightly worried about something, but I'm still happy!

Take my shoes off!

How was your journey to work today?

It was great, made it down 13 stairs without any incident.

What about CABBAGE?!! The finest of keyboard words which brings me to..

Do you own a pair of Crocs and are you embarrassed by them?

No, I don't . If I owned them I'm sure I would have no reason to be embarrassed by them seeing as I must have wanted them in the first place, right?

When did you last get up and dance?

No! I like my shoes to look elegant

CABBAGE is great but I thought we could only use each letter once...??

Do you like custard?

Oops, posts crossed.

Erm, the other day in my room to myself LOL

Do you like custard?

Ewwwww - no! For me custard is about almost as bad as Marmite!

What song has got stuck in your head today?

The Barber of Seville was (I know it's not a song but I don't really listen to songs!).

When was the last time you had a bbq?

A couple of weeks ago.

Do people next to you on the train fall asleep and lay their head on your shoulder?

Haha one old man did once; it was either sweet or freaky and I can't decide which!

Have you ever been groped on the tube

yes, in Italy. Actually, he might have been trying to pickpocket me...

have you ever groped anyone on the tube?

No!!!

PDA: good or bad?