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NYAHAHAHAHAR!
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Oct 9 2006, 07:33 PM) 
*walks in with toy gun*
*points*
GIMME YOUR CASH!!!
...only joking... can I have a bank account?...
Of course! Just step into my office...[points are carbboard box] *points*
GIMME YOUR CASH!!!
...only joking... can I have a bank account?...
Thanks for the bank number Bobifier!
I shall send along a bank number immediately.
*walks into cardboard box*
*gets stuck*
um what next?
*gets stuck*
um what next?
Good evening all
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection.
Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I havea robbery an AUDIT to finish.
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection. Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I have
HK will willingly advise you on your financial situation, and give you an ABRSM Bank Platinum card, which, in the first month, comes free with a PIN!
Happy Banking!
Happy Banking!
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Oct 9 2006, 08:35 PM)
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 07:33 PM)
What's FAF mean?
Fit as &*$%Please, dear lady - this sort of talk should be confined to the DATING AGENCY!!
Oh - and how do you know???
Such Naughty words. My ears ar offended. :S
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:41 PM)
Good evening all
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection. Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I have
HAH! I win! You came here assuming we were competent or something!
WE DON'T HAVE PAPERWORK!
None of the money actually exists, either. I
I am going to go to a different thread to take a look around! Fear not as I will be back in due course!
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:41 PM)
Good evening all
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection. Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I have
HAH! I win! You came here assuming we were competent or something!
WE DON'T HAVE PAPERWORK!
None of the money actually exists, either. I
In that case, I will reveal myself to be Inspector Katyjay of the Finance Police.
You are under arrest for embezzlement, impersonation of a banker, breach of banking licence conditions, wearing odd socks and stepping on cracks in the pavement.
Anything you say may be taken down and twisted into evidence against you....
If ever you have money, simply give it to me and I shall lodge it away in my bank.
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:41 PM)
Good evening all
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection. Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I have
HAH! I win! You came here assuming we were competent or something!
WE DON'T HAVE PAPERWORK!
None of the money actually exists, either. I
In that case, I will reveal myself to be Inspector Katyjay of the Finance Police.
You are under arrest for embezzlement, impersonation of a banker, breach of banking licence conditions, wearing odd socks and stepping on cracks in the pavement.
Anything you say may be taken down and twisted into evidence against you....
Run, bobifier, run!!!
She sounds like she knows what she's talking about!!!
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 08:50 PM)
If ever you have money, simply give it to me and I shall lodge it away in my bank.
Another attempt at fraudulent coercion. Add it to the charge sheet....
QUOTE(Manek @ Oct 9 2006, 07:52 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:41 PM)
Good evening all
I am an AUDITOR
. I am here on a routine random surprise inspection. Please make all paperwork available to me. I have to inspect every piece of paper in the Bank. Including all the banknotes......
And please don't disturb me until my inspection is finished.
Is that the fire escape over there....good, good.
Now excuse me I have
HAH! I win! You came here assuming we were competent or something!
WE DON'T HAVE PAPERWORK!
None of the money actually exists, either. I
In that case, I will reveal myself to be Inspector Katyjay of the Finance Police.
You are under arrest for embezzlement, impersonation of a banker, breach of banking licence conditions, wearing odd socks and stepping on cracks in the pavement.
Anything you say may be taken down and twisted into evidence against you....
Run, bobifier, run!!!
She sounds like she knows what she's talking about!!!
* follows HK through the back-streets and dingy alleys Forum, in order to "gain better geographical knowledge" of the seedier areas of the Forum *
*settles down to wait in a corner of the bank, sure to catch the perpetrators when they come back to try to collect their ill-gotten gains*
I am assuming that leaving my virtual money in this virtual bank at the moment would be as sensible as wearing my socks on my hands.....
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 9 2006, 08:56 PM)
I am assuming that leaving my virtual money in this virtual bank at the moment would be as sensible as wearing my socks on my hands.....
Depends how cold your fingers are, and whether you've lost your gloves....
*Gets out a check , walk towards katyjay*
I assure you I'll look after it...
Socks were made to be put on hands!
Socks were made to be put on hands!
QUOTE(La_Chopiniste_ @ Oct 9 2006, 08:57 PM)
*Gets out a check , walk towards katyjay*
Hmmm, this wouldn't be attempted bribery of an officer would it?
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:57 PM)
and whether you've lost your gloves....
...and if you have lost your gloves and have cold hands, that you'd be willing to have cold feet....
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 07:57 PM)
Socks were made to be put on hands!
Oh , I thought we should wear them...
*Must read more about socks*
QUOTE(La_Chopiniste_ @ Oct 9 2006, 08:00 PM)
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 9 2006, 07:57 PM)
Socks were made to be put on hands!
Oh , I thought we should wear them...
*Must read more about socks*
I put socks on my..............................................................Feet !!
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 9 2006, 10:30 PM)
I put socks on my..............................................................Feet !!
QUOTE(hellokitty @ Oct 9 2006, 11:33 PM)
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 9 2006, 10:30 PM)
I put socks on my..............................................................Feet !!
What's so shocking about that?
Taylors are such silly people...
They are indeed. Someone should slap them.
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 9 2006, 11:30 PM)
I put socks on my..............................................................Feet !!
QUOTE(mwl1 @ Oct 10 2006, 06:37 PM)
Taylors are such silly people...
Are not.
Mr and Mrs Taylor are lovely people...
Their son, on the other hand, is a bit of an idiot!
Their son, on the other hand, is a bit of an idiot!
Which one?
I hope, incidentally, that everyone is remembering to vote for me!
I hope, incidentally, that everyone is remembering to vote for me!
QUOTE(bobifier @ Oct 11 2006, 07:30 PM)
Which one?
Bound to be the wellington-and-hydrogen-obsessed MrPyroMan 
Car Expert
CE is a married man
EDIT /// Ooops wrong thread HAHAH
EDIT /// Ooops wrong thread HAHAH
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 11 2006, 07:33 PM)
CE is a married man
Wrong thread Car Expert
I'm not.
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Oct 11 2006, 07:34 PM)
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 11 2006, 07:33 PM)
CE is a married man
Wrong thread Car Expert
I'm such a twit ,
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 11 2006, 07:38 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Oct 11 2006, 07:34 PM)
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 11 2006, 07:33 PM)
CE is a married man
Wrong thread Car Expert
I'm such a twit ,
Yep!
Like an owl!
Twit Twooooo!
Twit Twooooo!
Manek thinks I am a twit and grumpy
I do...
Only joking Ben... Love ya really!
Only joking Ben... Love ya really!
Hmmm The Banks seems to have moved address
QUOTE(Manek @ Oct 11 2006, 10:12 PM)
I do...
Only joking Ben... Love ya really!
Everybody loves Ben!
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Oct 12 2006, 06:35 PM)
Hmmm The Banks seems to have moved address
I got liscenced for a new premises!
Please can I withdraw £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
QUOTE(chocolate girl @ Oct 12 2006, 06:45 PM)
Please can I withdraw £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
You need a job first... and the currency is wrong 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
Car Expert
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Oct 12 2006, 06:46 PM)
QUOTE(chocolate girl @ Oct 12 2006, 06:45 PM)
Please can I withdraw £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
You need a job first... and the currency is wrong 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 from the acount 01987636587
thank you!
Car Expert
ok can i have a job then?
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