From hereon, the bank is active and operational, and offers both loans and money storage at reasonable rates of interest.

You may have to queue for the cash machines.

All complaints will be dealt with by the manager, as will anything else you need someone to deal with, unless I can delegate it. Hurrah for delegation! (me).

Customer services number is at 07852 433 791.

Please view our promotional leaflets. These are for promotional purposes only.

You may request a card with which to withdraw money.

If you find your bank number has a ludicrous number of 0s at the start, feel free to lop them off.

You must also request a number with which to operate your account. I shall supply you with such when I am next on line.

I am also paymaster for the cafe. I control your money now, little ones!!!!!

Gee, aren't I enterprising...

My apologies that I don't have a pretty little constitution like the cafe, but I'm lazier than Wobby and CE.

I'm sorry too that I can't keep track of my own thread. If you wish for my banking services, please PM me.

Happy banking!

Nice attempt

I want my 41p of wages!

Hello Mr Bank Manager

Could I please withdraw ₪100 out of account 09823457

could I withdraw that much money from the same account?


and some more from someone elses account

I'm the banker!

I shall have to see whether Wobby sees fit to delegate pay duties to me before I can hand over money...

Yes, of course you can withdraw! Would you like a card so you can use my sacred ATMs?

yes, please can it be a card for carexperts account, he must get paid a lot

and a cheque for £1003.141592653589 made payable to superpyroman

Superpyroman, your bank number is 000001. If you request to withdraw money, I will say your number has too many digits. If you take any off, I will say it has too few.

Happy banking!

I was called 'Mr Evans' in the bank the other day, I was quite surprised! I must have a good score on their 'customer rating' service.

What's my account ?

Ooo, I phoned Amazon.com and they called me 'Sir'!

Edit: The service in this bank is simply appalling. I've been waiting all night to be served. It wasn't like this in my day. I really can't wait any longer, I have a meeting of the OLTVA to go to. I was going to deposit my lifetime's savings here but now I'm taking my custom elsewhere. Goodbye. (sweeps out in disgust)

Lavinia

I'd like to apply for an ABRSM Platinum Card please

I usually get "madam".

The Pizza delivery dude called me Sir Walker

That was before my alsation attacked him

can I apply for hellokitty's pin number?

I thought you'd cotton onto such ideas before too long.

You already have a number that doesn't exist!

I'll get the bouncers to throw you out...

hey, being the banker, you could embezzle money...

CE can I be the secondary banker?

Give me some money, you banker!!

careful, I have a toaster!

Bobifier, I see that you need some security guards. Hire me and I promise you won't have anymore trouble.

I'm sorry pyroguy, you'll have to be my subordinate now...

give me some money or I'll burn the cafe toast!

*Hires Noodelz*



GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

I'm still waiting for customer services...

AAAAH! I know, CE can I be executive banker?

Service these days, eh??

I am the head of the bank Pyroguy, and only I possess the bank working information.
Now leave my bank alone.

If you like, I can hire you with a nice shiny and posh title though

can I be the vice duke and imperial majesty of all banking?

Terrible...*shakes head* If you like I can help with one-to-one talks with customers As long as you talk to me about my blooming ABRSM Platinum Card

Ah... The old card service problem...


They'll be screwing around with my overdraft next!!

If you like, but you'll have to ask me before you do anything...

Queue's over 'ere luv.

am I allowed to embezzle money?

if you can have subordinates it seems that I should have them too...and my own job thread!

Oh yes, customer service line is +447852433791


You're not to hire without my permission.

Shall I just chuck him out boss?

ow! I quit!

Aye, capt'n.

I suspect his hydrogen farm needs attending to anyway...

Right I don't care if I'm not hired, I'm taking over customer services! - Anyone wanting to apply for an ABRSM Platinum card please queue here [indicates] I will be with you shortly for a one to one talk about your finantial situation.

careful, I have hydrogen!

Never have I seen such competence!

I do apologise! You're hired!

Please request the services of miss. Kitty should you desire a Platinum card. She hasn't detailed to me exactly what they do yet, but I'm sure they're great fun!

*Produces platinum card promotionl leaflets*

Here is Hello Kittys card

I thought I told you to stay away.

*grabs pyroguy*

*throws him out the door*

I love it lol. Ive seen a prettier one before though lol x

I'll get you yet!

*uses toaster to ignite hydrogen and burn down bank*

oh and can I have another job?

Pffft - I got that just you

Hah! You only got our cardboard cutout, in case of maniacs like you!

Yeah, sure, you can be the...

Oh, think one up yourself, then PM me.

The queue seems to have evaporated

Don't worry people! The hrdrogen lifted him high in to the air before he blew himself up.