Request your inventions here! Anything!
*tries to think of a random cafe invention*
Full Version: Inventions!
A mind reading toaster that knows EXACTLY how you like your toast.
QUOTE(Oddball @ Oct 9 2006, 04:32 PM) 
A mind reading toaster that knows EXACTLY how you like your toast.
Hmm...a mind-reading frying pan that knows exactly how runny you want you eggs! - to go with the toaster obviously!
And while your there....get a coffee machine that knows exactly how you like your coffee....YAP can be in charge of that 
A microwave bed - that way I could have eight hours' sleep in only three minutes (and therefore an extra 7h 57m each day to do the things that need doing).
An automated money embezzler would be useful...
QUOTE(Deborah @ Oct 9 2006, 04:52 PM)
A microwave bed - that way I could have eight hours' sleep in only three minutes (and therefore an extra 7h 57m each day to do the things that need doing).
Gosh I would love that...
A timeturner
Tables which lay themselves???
And expandable floor-space for my drum kits!
And expandable floor-space for my drum kits!
A click-your-finger-and-get-what-you-want device would be really good as well.
I notice that Rosemary has tactfully not been here for the last few posts...
Am I allowed to have my dinner????
Okay. Telepathy seems to be a theme here.................
*Invents telepathic transmition device*
*Installs telepathic food cooking devices in cafe*
Just be careful what you wish for...................
Give me a while for the others!
Okay. Telepathy seems to be a theme here.................
*Invents telepathic transmition device*
*Installs telepathic food cooking devices in cafe*
Just be careful what you wish for...................
Give me a while for the others!
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Oct 9 2006, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Oct 9 2006, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Oct 9 2006, 08:13 PM)
*is confuzzled*
*doesn't get it*
Bach?
I don't get it 
Very Good YAP
Actually, that's what I thought the thread was going to be about when I saw the title ................
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Patience!!!!
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*Invents particle manipulation machine*
*Programs machine to be compatible with clicks and telepathy*
*Installs Machine*
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*Invents particle manipulation machine*
*Programs machine to be compatible with clicks and telepathy*
*Installs Machine*
Isn't that Bach's first...?
OOOOHHHHH! Now I get it!
OOOOHHHHH! Now I get it!
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:22 PM)
Actually, that's what I thought the thread was going to be about when I saw the title ................
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Oh, I see!
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 9 2006, 08:22 PM)
Actually, that's what I thought the thread was going to be about when I saw the title ................
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Ahhh.... *look of comprehension*
Haha - I didn't get it at first until I looked to see what thread I was in
Nice one YAP
We should also invent a keyboard that writes what's on your mind.
We should also invent a keyboard that writes what's on your mind.
QUOTE(La_Chopiniste_ @ Oct 9 2006, 08:41 PM)
Nice one YAP
We should also invent a keyboard that writes what's on your mind.
As long as it only reads YAP's mind and not mine I will be happy
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*Invents telepathic keyboard reciever*
*Installs unix word-recognition software*
*Sends to La Chopiniste*
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*Invents telepathic keyboard reciever*
*Installs unix word-recognition software*
*Sends to La Chopiniste*
QUOTE(Rosemary7391 @ Oct 9 2006, 07:45 PM)
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*Invents telepathic keyboard reciever*
*Installs unix word-recognition software*
*Sends to La Chopiniste*
Aw thanks , it's quite useful
Calorie free chocolate that's actually good for you please. 
A keyboard that doesn't have the caps lock key next to the shift key- (so I don't keep AccIdentally PressInG iT)
QUOTE(Amber @ Oct 9 2006, 10:21 PM)
Calorie free chocolate that's actually good for you please.
Oooh yes please- has to be white chocolate though!
A diet where you can wake up in the morning three stones lighter than you were when you went to bed.
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*rewires ianfiat's keyboard*
*Creates calorie free chocolatte recipe with added vitamins*
*Genetically engineers virus to attack and remove fat cells overnight*
*rewires ianfiat's keyboard*
*Creates calorie free chocolatte recipe with added vitamins*
*Genetically engineers virus to attack and remove fat cells overnight*
Hmm.. Anyone up for inventing something to keep me motivated and able to concentrate? Or a pill that cures every illness
A device which smakes you on the head everytime you lose concentration?
A piano which is never untuned.
A glove device to put on your hand, so you never play a wrong note on the Piano
Or the same could be used for a Guitar
Or the same could be used for a Guitar
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