My music teacher was very good for making tea.
Tutor is also very generous with the chocoate!

Mmmm- speaking as a friend, maybe you should revise that....!!

OOPS! Forgot the quote! He he he.

There, there, it's ok. You're among friends here!

Will the pink elephant be jealous of Ianto's new scarf?? Also, if the dragon sneezes, will he singe his scarf. Just wondering like
Beverley.

Well, the pink elephant was but a mere figment of my imagination, and was added for amusement. Ianto has no cause for jealousy. If he sneezes he will not harm his scarf so keep knitting and don't panic. He has superb breath control and only breathes fire at will, not by mistake when he sneezes or burps.

Phwew, I'm glad you cleared that point up Petra.
For a moment there I thought we were all losing touch with reality ....

Good job Ianto's not just a figment of your imagination though - otherwise all our efforts knitting him a scarf would be totally wasted

Does anyone know how my "Warn" thread ended up plunging to the depths of insanity?

Must be the effect I have on people!

I shall attempt to retrieve it! Does anyone have any warnings? If so what did you do, and how many points on your license did you get?

[.... watches clock .... drums fingers .... heaves a sigh .... waits for sensible reply ....

.... and waits ...

.... and waitsssszzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz]

"Twinkle twinkle little star"

Just practicing the clarinet for Chester!!!!

Isn't that only on violin?

Do you play Clarinet?

Mmmm- I have a clarinet which I started "playing" about six weeks ago. I'm playing a tune that sounds like Twinkle, but it's highly possible it could be something completely different. My poor tutor will let me know one way or the other when I see her on Saturday.

I bet you're being modest and are really doing fine.

Aww- I've gone all pink now!

So whilst we're waiting for someone to come up with a sensible post which is "on topic", I'll return to insanity with this little story:

So I was asking my sister for advice on making tassels for Ianto's scarf (as you do ), and she told me that she'd read in the paper about the latest directive which the Food Standards Agency had come up with. Apparently a farmer in Wales had started selling sausages, and as a marketing ploy, had called them Welsh Dragon sausages. The Food Standards Agency apparently objected to the name, in case anybody thought that the sausages actually contained - wait for it - yep, dragon meat No really, you couldn't make it up

I wonder what they think Black Forest Gateau is made of - or better still, Angel Cake????


[Sorry about this story Petra, I recounted it here rather than on Ianto's thread as I didn't want to frighten him... ]

[And I didn't think you'd mind the digression, CA ]

I wonder what they think Black Forest Gateau is made of - or better still, Angel Cake????

or shepherd's pie ???????

Butchers Sausages.... Are they only for Canibles(SP)?

Everyone knows that Welsh Dragon sausages are so called because they are what Ianto and all of his friends prefer to have for breakfast! How about cottage pie, butterfly cakes, cocktails and that wonderful Scottish dish called clapshot?

...so when old cottages are pulled down, do they use the debris to make cottage pie?......

I don't think M&S do, but I'm not sure about some of the other supermarkets

Archie is now really worried about eating any Dog Biscuits.

And I wonder what goes into Earl Grey Tea?

I once broke my teeth on a piece of marble cake!

Don't even tell me what's in the famous sweets available from Danish newsagents.... There are several on that photo - including 'Yankie' .

Can't say that I fancy a caramel turtle much.

Mmm... or caesar salad- or rock, come to think of it.

And does that mean we can't say that we want to have an Indian, Thai or Chinese to eat anymore??

or Garibaldis, Manhattan cocktail, Waldorf Salad, Caesar Salad (sorry - edit - realised I duplicated this one!) (please may I leave the toga?)

Who'd like a chocolate Santa?

or a sugar mouse?

Or a chat about warning boxes.....?

A baker that I know sells hedgehog loaves. I'll bet the welsh dragon sausages have really taken off after all the publicity! He has had to call them Welsh Dragon Pork sausages now!!!!!

I love Hedgehog bread but I'll have to pass on the sausages Pork makes me ill, evena tiny bit lin a sausage or the fat around ham.

Do you think if anyone has Toad in the Hole, the RSPCA might get involved?? Just wondering
Beverley.

Unsubtle attempt to get back in topic failed again.

Beef Wellington ???

Sounds a bit rubbery.

Tournedos Rossini for a musical flavour

Looks like you're talking to yourself CA Now that really IS a bad sign!

Brown Windsor soup ??

Never heard of it! What's it made of?

It's a brown beef and vegetable soup.
Beverley.

Fairy cakes .... rock buns .... Quiche Lorraine ....

Oh right a bit like that other no no Ox Tail!