No problem!!!
Just pass me the chopper and I'll slice it open in one!

*a perfectly executed swing of the blade and the top of the coconut flys off*

...ther you go my dear, do what you like with it.... Oooops I've split some on my leg!

I love coconuts. Keep the shells, they might make good drums.

Am I too late to join the party?

Yes. everyone has gone home - lock up before you leave!!!

only kidding

Come on in and buggie!!!!!
Malibu?...

Not at all- you're welcome.

Tiddles is licking the coconut milk off Georges leg and Petrat's daughter in law is in labour..what a party ay?!

Hahahah you're not while there are salt and vinegar chips

Can I come in?

Don't be mean, naughty George!! It's my party..ner ner ner-ner ner!!

What's "buggie"?? Is it a native Yorkshire dance?? Perhaps you'll dance for us George!

I need another drink! Actually I really need chocolate too but I have given it up for Lent. Hi Pianosecrets and Pianoboe.

Are you sure? I can hear an awful lot of noise over there in that corner ...



Ahh I thought you were fibbing St. Geroge!!

Is there anyhting to drink in here?

Will some one get this B****Y cat off me!!!!

Down Tiddles!

Hey Petra .. having a good time?

Great time thank you. Apart from George's burping which is quite unsettling! How about you?

The perfect answer to your dilema Ratty - a chocolate liqueur!

Won't that be cheating?

It's not me its this fat cat!!! I hate cats!!!!
Who likes cats?



Yes, but it feels soooo gooood!!!
Go on try it Rattie babe...don't get any on your top thou or the cat will be on you!

Ermmmmm..I do....

I like my own two cats, but Tiddles is something else! As the chocolate is only virtual I would love a large choc liquer and a bounty bar, a slice of choc cake and a truffle or two please.

Yes i'm having a good time too ... although that cat sems to be hissing at me an awful lot

I love your profile pic PianoSecrets! I haven't seen it before.

Sorry babe, will try to like them from now on!

Ok sweet...any more coconut milk left or have you spilt it all....

"Oooooh love cats....you're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully,wonderfully pretty..you know that I'd do anything for you.."

Hehe, it's funny isn't it? It made me laugh when I saw it

Is that any way to talk to a married man Appleblod?

Ugh How horrid, I hope he doesn't trump Can't imagine that reverberating around his armour poor chap.
Beverley.

You know I can't resist Malibu! On the rocks please!!

St George, I love cats, especially Ginger Toms.
Beverley.
P.S Pass the wine please Barry Clarri.

He isn't wearing his metal suit this evening Bev. He is in his best DJ and frilly shirt. How are you this evening?

Stranglers!!! (I wouldn't dream of doing that to Mr Tiddles)
"Golden Brown, texture like sun, with my mansheeros(?)..."

It's a SONG lovey...from the eighties..can't remember who by..some fella with big hair and make up!! Someone help me out here....

Who sang "Love Cats"????



"With my mind She rolls..."

Chilled out a little thanks Petra, my Mum is feeling a bit better, but Step-Dad is still very breathless. Sorry to hijack Appleblossom.
Have had a scotch or 3 and going to bed in a minute as hubbie is doing his grade 2 guitar tomorrow and is IMPOSSIBLE to live with
Congratulatiuons Appleblod, how many posts to make this then???
You can dance you can jive having the time of your liiiiiife, oooh
Bev. xxxx

1000 posts- all in the name of MUSIC!!! ta lovey. Drink a toast to hubby, mum and Bernard!

"...see that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancin, queen ooooohhhhh!!

Is hubby a forumite too Bev? Wish him good playing from us.

Changes the record
You're no tramp but you're no lady, you're the heart of New York City.
You're a native New Yorker, you should know the score by now, you're a native New Yorker.
I need a slow one now, and someone to smooch with.
BevXXX

sorry I'm late! congratulations appleblossom *raises glass*

Nah Petra, I keep trying to persuade him, he would have such fun being here. He has a wonderful sense of humour
Congratulations on nearly being a Grandma. What will you be called , Grandma or Nanny or something Welsh???
Bev

Me too...bit short on the male talent front though it would seem..

Thank you maggiemay..come in and welcome! Malibu?

ooh yes please - cheers !

Cheers-me-dears! Hic...oops....beggin' pardon..

...well, if you have the shoes, I'd be delighted.

It is an outlaw thing really as it is partner's son and daughter in law. I expect that I will still be Petra.
Any more strawberries Appleblod?

....ever the wallflower..."it's my party and I'll cry if I want to..."

The baby won't see it that way. My youngest calls my mum-in-law's partner, " Grand-Jack" as his name is Jack.
Beverley.

We could do the "stately as two galleons" bit if you like Appleblod.

Don't know it lovey..

"Alone again, naturally..."

Sorry Apple hon, just trying to mingle and make people feel welcome.
(Will have to stand this out Bev, Apple has had too much again)

"...heaven must be missing an angel..."

Shall we alll get rolling drunk and cry???
Or rev this party up. Changes the record.[/quote]
Goodnesss Gracious, Great Balls of Fire.

Come on the dance floor everyone.
Beverley.xx

Joyce Grenfell used to sing a song about an olde tyme dancing club with far too few men where the ladies had to dance bust to bust. One of the lines is "Stately as two Galleons we sailed across the floor". Try to listen to it. It is very funny.
Have you got those red shoes on this evening Bev?