Forums > If I Won The Lotto........

sarah-flute

Mar 15 2007, 10:13 PM

QUOTE(salrec @ Mar 15 2007, 02:14 PM)

By never having bought a ticket, I seem to have 'won' Â£520. Hmm, now what shall I spend that on???

Don't forget that now there are 2 draws a week. I also win a pound every week

- the money I don't spend on the lottery goes on a direct debit into my savings account!

QUOTE(superpyroman @ Mar 15 2007, 03:26 PM)

520 lottery tickets?

you can't lose if you have that many...

Bet that you could, given the odds.

ianporsche

Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM

QUOTE(anacrusis @ Mar 12 2007, 11:58 PM)

If you won the lottery, I'd have to buy a gas mask for your cars' fumes, and a wind turbine and some solar panels to make up for the extra CO2 emissions.
*contemplates her bike, and decides that housecalls on that are definitely a step too far*

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so he would always have 7 cars idle.
If he didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so he would always have 7 cars idle.
If he didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Malone

Mar 16 2007, 09:40 AM

QUOTE(anacrusis @ Mar 12 2007, 11:58 PM)

If you won the lottery, I'd have to buy a gas mask for your cars' fumes, and a wind turbine and some solar panels to make up for the extra CO2 emissions.
*contemplates her bike, and decides that housecalls on that are definitely a step too far*

I think it's actually cows who are the biggest producers of CO2 emissions because of farting. They discovered that kangaroos dont fart becasue of a certain chemical in their blood. And are trying to work out which one so they can genetically modify the cow to have this chemical to stop them farting and producing CO2.

There are far more cows than people, and so, the cows are the problem.

Devil_Fiddler

Mar 16 2007, 10:34 AM

QUOTE(Malone @ Mar 16 2007, 09:40 AM)

QUOTE(anacrusis @ Mar 12 2007, 11:58 PM)

If you won the lottery, I'd have to buy a gas mask for your cars' fumes, and a wind turbine and some solar panels to make up for the extra CO2 emissions.
*contemplates her bike, and decides that housecalls on that are definitely a step too far*

I think it's actually cows who are the biggest producers of CO2 emissions because of farting. They discovered that kangaroos dont fart becasue of a certain chemical in their blood. And are trying to work out which one so they can genetically modify the cow to have this chemical to stop them farting and producing CO2.

There are far more cows than people, and so, the cows are the problem.

Great

Pixie*Porsche

Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

nic

Mar 16 2007, 11:09 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 07:30 PM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so he would always have 7 cars idle.
If he didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

I also assumed NCF was a girl. If I knew how to create a poll I might start canvassing opinions!

Frederic Chopin

Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Frederic Chopin

Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Eternal friendship!

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 11:17 AM

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Eternal friendship!

I thought I already had that?

Frederic Chopin

Mar 16 2007, 11:21 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:17 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Eternal friendship!

I thought I already had that?

Not for long (if you don't share your winnings!!!)

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 11:23 AM

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:21 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:17 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Eternal friendship!

I thought I already had that?

Not for long (if you don't share your winnings!!!)

I don't even know what my winnings are - just a feeling of general superiority I think!

Frederic Chopin

Mar 16 2007, 11:24 AM

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:23 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:21 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:17 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:11 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:05 AM)

Yay!

I win!

Are you gonna share your winnings with me?

Depends what I get in return...

Eternal friendship!

I thought I already had that?

Not for long (if you don't share your winnings!!!)

I don't even know what my winnings are - just a feeling of general superiority I think!

I wouldn't mind sharing a bit of that!

carol*piano

Mar 16 2007, 11:30 AM

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:24 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:23 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:21 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 11:17 AM)

QUOTE(Frederic Chopin @ Mar 16 2007, 11:15 AM)

Eternal friendship!

I thought I already had that?

Not for long (if you don't share your winnings!!!)

I don't even know what my winnings are - just a feeling of general superiority I think!

I wouldn't mind sharing a bit of that!

Feel free - I have plenty of it!

ianporsche

Mar 16 2007, 12:19 PM

QUOTE(Nicia-Clarinet-Flute @ Mar 16 2007, 11:02 AM)

QUOTE(carol*piano @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 AM)

QUOTE(ianporsche @ Mar 16 2007, 07:14 AM)

If you think about it if Nicia-Clarinet-Flute had 8 cars it would actually reduce CO2 emissions.
NCF can only drive one car at once so she would always have 7 cars idle.
If she didn't own the other 7 cars they would be being driven around also generating CO2.

I'd always presumed NCF was a girl?!

Hmm - please clarify Nicia!

Clarified! One point to Carol.

Sorry- the 'he' was a typo

Did you like my argument by the way ?

bobifier

Mar 16 2007, 05:39 PM

A pretty laptop. It would have to be pretty, or I woulnd't buy it.